I've gone ahead and taken the liberty of transcribing the fifth '5 jokes in 5 seconds' joke. Enjoi:

The pope, a bear, a rabbi, a pirate, a diplomat, a midget, a woman in a coma, a pelican and your mom were all relaxing on an Eames chair after a furious fortnight of group hate sex when there was a sound at the door. "Knock-knock" went the sound emanating from the door.

Simultaneously, and without missing a beat, an answer broke like a desperate yowl from the throats of the orgiers: "Who's there?"

Like a shot from the butt gun of a pre-radicalized 1920's anarchist, came a response from beyond the door. "Banana."

Faster than a duck could rape a lizard in the mouth, our motley crew of freakazoids, safely ensconced in the luxury of their designer seatery, shook their heads and bleated as a unit, "Orange you glad we've already heard this joke and so shan't be participating (unless of course you are offering substantial financial remuneration)." There was no reply from the other side of the door, save this. One absolute rascal of a fart.

Hey hey, about time, eh? Congrats, you rascal.

Beats the hell out of a Hoveround or a Rascal, doesn't it?

i blame the bong water LOL chog ya rascal, i'm *eternally grateful.
* gives maudlin her dress back * thanks maudlin borrowed some of ya lipstick aswell

He's such a rascal...I highly recommend his autobiography 'If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor', very funny read & lots of funny stuff about those cheeky Raimi brothers

I post a shit-ton of music videos myself, because music promotional short-films (and product promotion commercials) are where a lot of exciting new video ideas originate are first get exposure.

I don't typically vote for 'standerd' music videos (even classic ones like Hammer - Can't Touch This, or Weezer - Sweater Song). The only reason I mind having them here 'clogging up the sift' is because people then turn off the music channel (as stated above) and don't ever see posts like

http://www.videosift.com/video/Jack-Black-musical-parody-A-Kick-in-the-Cnt or
http://www.videosift.com/video/rapper-as-tortured-military-prisoner-El-P-Smithereens or
http://www.videosift.com/video/rad-childrens-puppet-music-video-Dizzee-Rascal-Dream--2 or
http://www.videosift.com/video/banned-on-mtv-the-horrors-sheena-is-a-parasite--2

... which are very non-standard short-films that you're not likely to see unless you have a friend (me) sharing them with you.

Is that why SiftBot is ignoring my saves?

THIS VIDEO IS NOT FUNNY. Stop it you rascally kids!

ah those rascals

He's so cute. It's amazing how much he seems to enjoying being a rascal. Apes really are a lot like humans. Killing one should be, at the eyes of the law, almost as bad, if not as bad as killing a person. but that's me.

YouTube commentary:

This is "behind the camera" footage of the Jitterbug scene that went lost after being cut from the film.
The film originally contained an elaborate production number called "The Jitter Bug", which cost $80,000 and took five weeks to shoot. In the scene, Dorothy, the Scarecrow, the Cowardly lion, and the Tin Woodsman are on their way to the Witch's castle when they are attacked by "jitter bugs" - furry pink and blue mosquito-like "rascals" that give one "the jitters" as they buzz about in the air. When, after its first preview, the movie was judged too long, MGM officials decided to sacrifice the "Jitter Bug" scene. They reasoned that it added little to the plot and, because a dance by the same name had just become popular, they feared it might date the picture. The Witch still refers to the bug in the final film, just before telling the Monkeys to "Fly!" Only home movies of the filming of "The Jitterbug" survive, though the song is on current versions of both the soundtrack CD and the recent anniversary edition videotape. The sequence was also incorporated into a recent stage version of the musical.