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>> ^00Scud00:

It's going to be hard to keep calling it "Silly" Putty, once you've managed to kill someone with it.
>> ^chingalera:
Easy wound clean-up??
Ballistics would have fun but they don't even try with shotguns anyhow.
"Suspect was killed by Silly Putty" would make great news.



According to shuac it is now to be referred to as "Serious Putty".

It's going to be hard to keep calling it "Silly" Putty, once you've managed to kill someone with it.
>> ^chingalera:

Easy wound clean-up??
Ballistics would have fun but they don't even try with shotguns anyhow.
"Suspect was killed by Silly Putty" would make great news.

Easy wound clean-up??

Ballistics would have fun but they don't even try with shotguns anyhow.

"Suspect was killed by Silly Putty" would make great news.

>> ^BicycleRepairMan:

Why didn't they shoot it at a block of silly putty?


Because they don't want to DESTROY THE UNIVERSE?!?

Or something useful, like ballistics gel
>> ^BicycleRepairMan:

Why didn't they shoot it at a block of silly putty?

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Why didn't they shoot it at a block of silly putty?

That's some serious putty.

Rape is funny.
Cheerios are funny.
Angler fish are funny.
Differential equations are funny.
Hitler is funny.
Hell is funny.
Fly tying is funny.
Feminism is funny.
Anti-feminism is funny.
Silly Putty is funny.

The real question is did you like the joke? If you did, laugh. If you didn't, don't laugh.

But to whinge and moan about it just to draw attention to yourself? Now that's funny.

>> ^Lolthien:

Are we sure this isn't Dead cat is dead?


putty iz whacked out on alprazolam.

hello . i see you put your putty pics up. issy is so cute.

Bill Gates - and all the ProgLibDytes on the forum - entirely miss the point.

You could take every single member of the top 5% of the United States and immediately confiscate 100% of all their wealth, income, assets, property, and leave them penniless paupers in the gutter. It would not so much as balance the Federal Government's budget for one QUARTER, let alone a whole fiscal year. The problem is not that taxes on the rich are too 'low' (they certainly aren't). The problem is that government spends too much money on crap that government has no business spending so much as one thin dime on (IE all the social programs). Government has over-promised on too many things to too many groups for far too long. They foot a bill too long for their purse and can't pay it - no matter how much it taxes the rich, corporations, or anyone else.

Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, Warren Buffett's secretary (also rich), Hollywood, and all the other rich idiots with their crocodile tears about not being taxed enough... Every single one of these hypocrites has the address of the National Treasury, and can write out checks giving every penny they earn to the government. They can fire thier accountants tomorrow and not use all the exemptions they fight so hard to maximize. They don't need thier taxes raised. They could pay higher taxes this very instant under current law.

So why don't they? Simple. They know government is a terrible place to put money.

Gates is dumping money into private philanthropical efforts - which shows that he hasn't completely lost his wits (even though he's talking like a total moron in this clip). No one believes that giving the government more money is a good idea. The US government is one of the most wasteful, and least efficient organizations on the planet. Bill Gates knows this. So it isn't hard for him to figure out that "the nation" would be better served dumping his money in an incinerator rather than pay the Feds more tax money.

So what's with these hypocritical screeds that rich sleazeballs like Buffett? The answer is also quite simple. They are doing nothing more than mouthing platitudes specifically to assuage all you ProgLibDyte peons with your class warfare pitchforks.

It is quite amusintg, really, just how easily and thoroughly people on the left like the Sift are duped. All Gates has to do is go on a show here, or a show there, and say a few of the correct leftist catchphrases. Then suddenly all the lemmings are literally knocking each other over to be the first in line to start french kissing Gates or Buffett's duodenum.

See - that's what's so funny. You ProgLibDytes don't care that Gates is laughing his way to the bank, and that he will NEVER pay a cent more in taxes than he has to. Oh no. That doesn't matter. All that matters to all you agenda slaves is that he blathers the right sound bite at you. Then your ideological addictions get thier nice little junkie fix, and you're putty in his hands, laughing at you because he knoew (A) he isn't going to pay more taxes and (B) all he has to do is keep shunting a few bucks at the right leftist radicals and he will have political protection payola shielding him for life. And all he needs too keep the racket going is a bunch of you simpletons brainlessly following your left-wing marching orders so he has a permanent audience to sing to. How's it feel knowing you're the intellectual equivalent of Bill Gates' used condom?

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