If this came in pill form there'd be no more use for Prozac.

Dangles Henry Earl Lyrics
(as best as I can tell)

I can't believe
We went to White Castle
On our first date
And I can't believe
I can't believe
I fucked you anyway.

And I can't believe
Your wife pretends
She doesn't know
You got back on Prozac
When it was time to go.

So tell,
Henry Earl
I wanna be his girl
He's the sanest guy in town
And he can dance just like James Brown
Unlike the other boys around
That made me cry.

So Henry Earl I wanna
Be his girl I want my
Apple wine on sale
Spend the night with him In Jail
And I know he won't post bail
Like other guys.

I can't believe you downed
Twenty two cans of PBR
And I can't believe
I can't believe
You shot up in my yard.

And I can't believe
You pretend that it was me
Who broke your heart
When you know damn well you left it
in that dirty bar.

So tell,
Henry Earl
I wanna be his girl
He's the sanest guy in town
And he can dance just like James Brown
Unlike the other boys around
That made me cry.

So Henry Earl
I wanna be his girl
And we can sleep on Jeremy's porch
(-------?)with plastic forks
And forget about the dorks
That said goodbye.

And I can't believe
You shoplifted my only
Birthday gift
And I can't believe
I can't believe
That it was still a
Piece of shit.

And I can't believe
you fucked up my best friends
little sis
Hell, even Henry Earl
Can surely do better
than this.

So tell,
Henry Earl
I wanna be his girl
He's the sanest guy in town
And he can dance just like James Brown
Unlike the other boys around
That made me cry.

So Henry Earl
I wanna be his girl
And wear other people's jeans
Sell pints of magic beans
And I know he won't
Crush my dreams
No not this time.

[Every fuck I know?]

I for one would like to see all the creepy shit you've got on me.

I hate you, your person, your attitude. And by orders of almighty dag, I'm keeping it in the profile. Repeating lies in the corners don't make them true.

As for your mass support - chances are good those people didn't like me to begin with.

I think Rachel (uh-oh, evil_disco_man might come-a-knocking again) should have acted like an adult and confronted me about any issue she had other than this rumor-mongering. We had plenty of private conversations, showing them to edm is one thing, I knew that, but showing them to a scumbag like you is outrageous. If you saw the full logs, you'd see that there's as much "creepy shit" from her as there is from me. Showing that stuff partially is a wicked move by her and I am disappointed in her.

"AC: yeah, and that's fine, but enough people know the real deal"

How many people have you bastards poisoned against me huh? Miserable fucks.

>> ^UsesProzac:
Not sure why you sent that as private.
I'm really interested to see what you "have" on Gwiz. Anything taken out of context sounds much worse for it. AC and peggedbea and inflatablevagina can all be very perverse. And if you cut bits out of the conversation, I'm sure parts can sound pretty bad without the contextual leading up, if you will.
AC doesn't want to hurt his feelings by showing him logs of their own conversations?? That just doesn't make sense to me.
Fuck your "pity", Rasch. I'm sure you must feel so high and mighty, self-righteous. Fuck your invisible masses of "private" support.
I support Gwiz because he's been my friend for well over two years. It's not a maternal instinct. How dare you say having a child is the only reason for me being behind a friend of mine.
You insulted him and continue to harass him, going so far as to discarding a video of his. How can you possibly think that is a solution to anything?
And by the way, I hate Bob Dylan! There. I said it. Feels so cathartic to finally admit.
In reply to this comment by rasch187:
The problem with this conversation is that we've both made up our minds about certain things. You think I'm a total bastard who makes stuff up and wants to hurt other people, while I think I did the right thing all things considered, though maybe a bit cruel.
Another thing you've got to remember is that if you look at the thread that started this whole thing, I called attention to the reason why AC left the sift very early on in the thread and from thereon out different people started voicing their personal opinion as well. Am I responsible for what they said?
To me it seems like gwiz and the few people who support him on vs found it much easier to label me as the reason why this all happened. And while I can agree to getting the snowball rolling, the reason for it was his behaviour over a very long time. And saying that people should have sorted it out in private pm's is besides the point. You should see some of the shit AC has showed me, creepy shit. She doesn't want to hurt his feelings by showing them and I didn't show ANY of the disturbing stuff I've got on the guy, mainly because it didn't feel right towards my vs friends and partly, believe it or not, to spare gwiz the embarrasment. Despite what you may think, I don't hate the guy, I feel immense pity on him and hopes he can turn his life/behaviour around.
I don't feel I've got anything to apologise for, but if I did, of course I would apologise. I've done nothing but apologise to people ever since joining the sift. And if you could see the number of sifters who have sent me private pm's thanking me for bringing attention to this, you'd be amazed. Here's something that sums up out situation nicely imho:
AC: fuck what he or anyone else think they know about what you have done
AC: as far as i'm concerned, it is your business, because i made it your business
Rasch: every story needs a bad guy I guess
Rasch: and to most of these people gwiz is a cute dork who I tried to make a fool of
AC: yeah, and that's fine, but enough people know the real deal
Rasch: I guess prozac's feeling all maternal for him these days as well and supports him in everything
AC: oh yeah she always did
In reply to this comment by UsesProzac:
At least I had the decency to apologize and mend the relationship. You're a coward. I'm sure you know how wrong you are and how far you jumped with your conclusions and misplaced ire. Do yourself a favor and be a man.
In reply to this comment by rasch187:
I have no intention of starting a fight with you. I've answered your question and I'll leave it at that.
In reply to this comment by UsesProzac:
You involved yourself in a situation that didn't concern you, why can't I do the same? Silly bear. Defensive, much?

Quoted here for posterity:

>> ^UsesProzac:
Not sure why you sent that as private.
I'm really interested to see what you "have" on Gwiz. Anything taken out of context sounds much worse for it. AC and peggedbea and inflatablevagina can all be very perverse. And if you cut bits out of the conversation, I'm sure parts can sound pretty bad without the contextual leading up, if you will.
AC doesn't want to hurt his feelings by showing him logs of their own conversations?? That just doesn't make sense to me.
Fuck your "pity", Rasch. I'm sure you must feel so high and mighty, self-righteous. Fuck your invisible masses of "private" support.
I support Gwiz because he's been my friend for well over two years. It's not a maternal instinct. How dare you say having a child is the only reason for me being behind a friend of mine.
You insulted him and continue to harass him, going so far as to discarding a video of his. How can you possibly think that is a solution to anything?
And by the way, I hate Bob Dylan! There. I said it. Feels so cathartic to finally admit.
In reply to this comment by rasch187:
The problem with this conversation is that we've both made up our minds about certain things. You think I'm a total bastard who makes stuff up and wants to hurt other people, while I think I did the right thing all things considered, though maybe a bit cruel.
Another thing you've got to remember is that if you look at the thread that started this whole thing, I called attention to the reason why AC left the sift very early on in the thread and from thereon out different people started voicing their personal opinion as well. Am I responsible for what they said?
To me it seems like gwiz and the few people who support him on vs found it much easier to label me as the reason why this all happened. And while I can agree to getting the snowball rolling, the reason for it was his behaviour over a very long time. And saying that people should have sorted it out in private pm's is besides the point. You should see some of the shit AC has showed me, creepy shit. She doesn't want to hurt his feelings by showing them and I didn't show ANY of the disturbing stuff I've got on the guy, mainly because it didn't feel right towards my vs friends and partly, believe it or not, to spare gwiz the embarrasment. Despite what you may think, I don't hate the guy, I feel immense pity on him and hopes he can turn his life/behaviour around.
I don't feel I've got anything to apologise for, but if I did, of course I would apologise. I've done nothing but apologise to people ever since joining the sift. And if you could see the number of sifters who have sent me private pm's thanking me for bringing attention to this, you'd be amazed. Here's something that sums up out situation nicely imho:
AC: fuck what he or anyone else think they know about what you have done
AC: as far as i'm concerned, it is your business, because i made it your business
Rasch: every story needs a bad guy I guess
Rasch: and to most of these people gwiz is a cute dork who I tried to make a fool of
AC: yeah, and that's fine, but enough people know the real deal
Rasch: I guess prozac's feeling all maternal for him these days as well and supports him in everything
AC: oh yeah she always did
In reply to this comment by UsesProzac:
At least I had the decency to apologize and mend the relationship. You're a coward. I'm sure you know how wrong you are and how far you jumped with your conclusions and misplaced ire. Do yourself a favor and be a man.
In reply to this comment by rasch187:
I have no intention of starting a fight with you. I've answered your question and I'll leave it at that.
In reply to this comment by UsesProzac:
You involved yourself in a situation that didn't concern you, why can't I do the same? Silly bear. Defensive, much?

Glad you're back Prozac!

*WARNING*the surgeon general has stated that the misuse of the prescribed anti-psychotics prozac/geodon and paxil can cause:irrational arguments,racism,heightened emotional state,flailing arms,irreversable stupidity,beady eyes.this misuse tends to concentrate in shock-jock entertainers pretending to be newsmen and can lead to anal seepage.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly shit, stupid shit...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
suck it down.
flush it down.

Ex-girlfriend has it. I understandingly, and patiently, handled it for nearly 5 years. Even let her yank on my hair (body, not head) at times (even painfully) in an effort to keep her from pulling out her own for a time.

I think the treatment can be worse than the disease.

Ultimately the relationship failed, but it was not directly due to her trich, but rather the treatment. She went on a Prozac regimen. Over a period of about a year. Her personality changed. She continued to pull her hair, and at times seemed worse off. Her eyes would glaze over and she'd go into an effective trance while she pulled. While before she had some control over pulling in public, that was lost to a much greater degree. Any efforts to remedy the situation failed. A degree of mild paranoia also developed. Only so much one person can do for another. It was in her hands and her families as my help was not wanted and I was pushed away.

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
You should kill this and do it over.
Drug of choice?
1. Marijuana
2. Alcohol
3. Nicotine
4. Caffeine
5. Shrooms
6. Cocaine/Crack
7. Ecstasy
8. Prozac (or other manufactured prescription drug)
8. Religion
9. Other
10. No drugs for me


I would if I knew how - but I was only given 5 slots...I'm just a lowly silver star.

Also, I DID think of Videosift (I created the poll in the wee hours of the night), but I knew it would stomp all challengers. It's kinda obvious - if you're reading this you partake in Videosift...

*Really shoulda thought of that coffee/tea though*

You should kill this and do it over.

Drug of choice?
1. Marijuana
2. Alcohol
3. Nicotine
4. Caffeine
5. Shrooms
6. Cocaine/Crack
7. Ecstasy
8. Prozac (or other manufactured prescription drug)
8. Religion
9. Other
10. No drugs for me

Oh, no, he's just a stoner. He's a slacker. Let's just blow him off. All he wants to do is get high. Lay on the couch. Watch cartoons. Eat Doritos. Stinking hippy. He doesn't need it. He just can't handle reality. There are much better alternatives than marijuana, and big drug companies will sell them to you at a bargain rate. Honest!

And me? I don't have cancer. I just get depressed and pot cheers me up. But I could buy Prozac instead, or some of the other shit with a long list of side-effects, and it won't cost me much since I can't afford health insurance in the first place.

So I guess I'll just shut my mouth and go away, because my problems are funny.

This is a *parody of burdy and prozac Anyway she does need to go fuck herself, once she's banged her way through the rest of the sift like she promised...

dear dear,
i completely disagree with everything you just bitched about. i would elaborate but mauz already handled it nicely.
please take your prozac and stop whining.
love,
bea

eh... I don't think I get it. Could explain it again using smaller words? I'm not sure if I'm an oddbod or possibly a probie. What the hell AM I???? I don't even know for sure what I am. Where's the Prozac??

Maybe she just forgot to Use the Prozac one day...