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I broke down and got cable.

Part of the reason is I missed seeing him and Samantha Brown in the mornings while I was procrastinating.

I ask to be or not to be.
That is the question I ask of me.
This sullied life, it makes me shudder.
My uncle's boffing dear sweet mother.
Would I, could I take me life?
Could I, should I end this strife?
Should I jump out of a plane?
Or throw myself before a train?
Should I from a cliff just leap?
Could I put myself to sleep?
Shoot myself or take some poison?
Maybe try self-immolation?
To shudder off this mortal coil,
I could stab myself with a fencing foil.
Slash my wrists while in the bath?
Would it end my angst and wrath?
To sleep, to dream, now there's the rub.
I could drop a toaster in my tub.
Would all be glad if I were dead?
Could I perhaps kill them instead?
This line of thought takes consideration -
For I'm the king of procrastination.

Sorry Dag, I meant to make a video for you but I got caught watching this video a few more times.

Merry Awesomeversary!>> ^dag:
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Name: Tyler
Birth: 3/28/1974

From: A suburb of Toledo, Ohio
Current: Los Angeles, California

Background: Artist in video games for a while, took some time off after the company I was working at was failing and I had released only 2 crappy games out of about 7 that I worked on. That ended up being like 5 years and counting. Oops! Living as frugally as possible off of a small trust while procrastinating to my doom, largely thanks to Videosift. Jack of all trades nerd which gives me the knowledge to hold conversations with, or make fun of bigger nerds while maintaining the appearance of a somewhat normal social life. Spend a lot of time at trance and house clubs in LA, usually intoxicated. That's about it.

Related:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Procrastination
http://www.videosift.com/video/Day-in-the-Life-of-a-Procrastinator

You know we're all procrastinators...

>> ^poolcleaner:
Well, you fucked up my new year resolution, which was to not procrastinate. Thanks. Thanks a lot, Siftbot -- you Asshole. I'm gonna go have sexual relations with your cheese grating sister.


Sisters???

Well, you fucked up my new year resolution, which was to not procrastinate. Thanks. Thanks a lot, Siftbot -- you Asshole. I'm gonna go have sexual relations with your cheese grating sister.

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1. I am arrogant.
2. I can make anyone laugh IRL. Anyone.
3. I wet the bed until I was 11.
4. I almost drowned in Hudson Bay when I was 3. My mother tells me she's never seen anyone run as fast as my father did that day.
5. I am supposed to have an older sister named Stephanie. She died 3 hours after birth.
6. After Stephanie, my parents tried to conceive for over 3 years, gave up, adopted my older sister, then found out they were pregnant a week later.
7. I have 13 siblings (most are adopted or fostered, 3 half-siblings, including 1 I've never met). I have no full siblings.
8. I am not fluent in my native tongue, and this has been a source of shame for me my entire life.
9. My wife is teaching me more of my native tongue living in southern Canada than I ever learned back home.
10. I tested (twice) in the 97th percentile for IQ in all of Canada. I took "enrichment" classes until high school, when we moved back north (no enrichment classes there).
11. I used to play D&D and Magic the Gathering, but was always on at least 1 sports team throughout school.
12. I had my first child when I was far too young.
13. I am overweight (but losing weight).
14. My wife tells me my best feature is my forehead (I'm not kidding).
15. I am going into Law School next year.
16. I smoke.
17. I take a certain pleasure in making people look like fools if I think they feel superior to me.
18. I am very self-conscious and I may try too hard.
19. My Inuktitut name is Nuliajuk, after my grandfather.
20. I make friends easily but rarely maintain relationships. I only have 5 'buddies'.
21. I have a very high tolerance for cold. My skin gets cold, but I don't feel cold.
22. People have guessed I am: Native American, Mexican, Phillipino, Samoan, Hawaaiin, Portuguese, Chinese, and Korean.
23. I have very little cartilage in my nose.
24. I procrastinate (thanks videosift).
25. I have abnormally strong legs. (I once maxed out a leg-press machine with 1 leg).

Hey EDD,

As i've said, all of my profile comments have been coming through my e-mail (which I will now amend). I appreciate what you are trying to say here mate, but your response to me leaving kind of made it even easier to stay away.

To suggest that if I stay away it's because i'm being stubborn, or "spiteful" is really annoying. There are tons of reasons I have made a decision to leave, and most of them wouldn't be obvious to anyone. Funnily enough, I do have a life to stop procrastinating about, as do the vast majority here, i'm sure.

So if in the event I don't ever come back, don't take it as a slur on the sift or it's members. I plan on taking a very looooong hiatus, who knows what the future holds