It aint funny when I come in at 3 am and trip over a leash head first into some porcelain

LOL, driving the porcelain throne!

JT

The boys obviously meant that the chef enjoys the company of other male porcelain statues in a romantic or sexual manner.

Crossed leg run is great, and Issy, porcelain/plastic statues do that

But the initial ambiguity/uncertainty of said fact does add to the video.

*scratch scratch* Why won't this porcelain move!? *sigh* Guess I'll have to use this flimsy paper...

I don't think that plate is paper. I think it's porcelain.

Can I give a big, fat, "I don't know?"

Do I believe that God watches over me and always takes care of me? No.

Do I believe that there's someone who listens when I pray to God that I'm going to survive when someone cuts me off on the road, or when I'm praying to the porcelain God with the stomach flu? No, but I do sincerely hope I'm wrong when I'm doing it.

Do I believe God has a cruel sense of irony about how he makes my life unfold? Absolutely.

Do I believe science and a concept of God are compatible? Hell yes.

Do I believe God wants us to ignore scientific research when it conflicts with the "history" in the bible? No, and I think he laughs at people who think we should ignore our gift of reason for what some other human wrote in a book.

Do I think religious people should be mocked? No, unless they think their religion legitimizes hatred towards others, in which case they can reap what they sow.

Do I think religion is just a parasitic meme floating through the consciousness of humanity? A big, fat, I don't know.

*NSFW for angry teen angst! This is great *comedy and I guess a *parody of the vintage infomecials

I want to call this *cinema because It's universal, has porcelain deers, big stars AND sly stallone! (with sub-titles LOL)

Such aforementioned album may or may not already be available on torrent for your guilty audible pleasure

In reply to this comment by Debacle:
This sounds vaguely like something that didn't make the cut for Ghost Reveries (great album).. but I'll try to stave off my reservations until I hear the whole of 'Watershed'.

Thanks, I'll check Emperor out, heard of them but haven't listened to them.

Oh btw, Opeth's new album leaked, melancholy sunshine and lollipops for all!

In reply to this comment by Zonbie:
hey there,
I saw your Opeth Video Post (Porcelain Heart) Really nice find, and good quality video too Hope it sifts, I don't know if you like Emperor but I have "Empty" by Emperor in my PQueue it just needs 3 more votes

Take care

I highly doubt that saves water

1) you have to flush the toilet in order to use the water in the sink, so if there's no dirty business in the toilet bowl, you end up wasting whatever water is in the bowl of the toilet.
2) the water continues to pour well after you've finished using the sink

And do you end up filling up the toilet tank with the dirty water from the sink? That can't be good for the ceramic (porcelain?).

Space saver? Yes. Water saver? No.

Well I started to think about what to say to roast karaidl, but the more I thought about him the sicker I got. I ended up sitting on the porcelain throne with a bad bout of diarrhea while throwing up in a garbage can at the same time. So I'm not going to think about karaidl any more as that is not an experience I want to repeat.

Toilet bowl? Oh, dear lord, what I would have given to sit on a porcelain throne during my tour...

One of their rooms goes for 15,000 Dirhams per day which is roughly $5,000 USD.

But then they do give you all this:

The stately and opulent Royal Suite on the 25th floor is the last word in luxury, with its lavishly appointed interiors, majestic colour scheme and sumptuous furnishings.
* Exclusive privileges - Private elevator, private cinema
* Special features - Marble and gold staircase, leopard print tufted carpets, Carrarra marble flooring and mahogany furniture
* Lower level - Dining area, Arabic majlis (reception) style lounge and library
* Upper level - Master bedroom with rotating four-poster canopy bed and second bedroom, each with adjoining marble bathrooms with spa bath, walk-in shower, fine porcelain fittings and full sized Hermes 24 - Faubourg fragrances and body products
* Occupancy - 4 Adults and 2 Children below the age of 12, or 5 Adults (only)
* Transport - Chauffeur driven Rolls Royce BMW available at a charge or helicopter transfers
* Complimentary high speed Internet access, office area, laptop, private telephone and facsimile, photocopier and data port within each suite
* Access to a host of meetings, conference and event facilities
* Variety of restaurants and bars - ideal for lunch, entertainment, and private functions
* Multimedia system - 42 inch plasma screen, video on demand, 93 cable channels and DVD system
* Range of DVDs and books to choose from
* Daily newspaper list with over 300 international newspapers to choose from
* Interactive online communication and hotel guide
* Complimentary access to Wild Wadi Water Park
* Welcome drinks, fresh flowers, fruits and Arabic sweets
* Luxury bathroom with Jacuzzi, full-size Hermes toiletries
* Button controlled lighting, curtains and air conditioning and private safe
* 24 hour butler and Guest Service Executives
* Pillow menu and bath menu
* Rolls Royce and helicopter transfers
* In-suite check in
* Children's amenities

Why even Bacchus would be overwhelmed by all this.

Great performance-art installs- the non-plussed responses to hours of painstaking blood, sweat, and beers, ar for the starving artist's course.....
Whores pay rent, buit who pays the printer???

Silly artists, tricks are for kids....Like Thomas Kinkaid, now THATS real art!!! or that guy who did Michael Jackson and his monkey in porcelain!