Yo Dystop:
My first state of the union address would include costumes, for starters, worn henceforth and according to level of corruption of current members of congress and senate: Data would be of course mined from our resources (those stalwart ass-grabbers of the distinguished intelligence community we have to thank for the dirt we would dredge and release), IMMEDIATELY,!....every phone call, every email every bit of naked boat-parties and teen-aged Thai prettyboys there for all to see…THEN decriminalize all drugs and release all offenders to their respective ends and relatives so charged in the past 100 years, immediately.
I’d make it mandatory that everyone be able to read and write, and provide the necessary means-
Two chickens in every pot
I’d tell everyone the real reason we’re in Afghanistan and will stay the fuck there is for their Lithium, because the world needs batteries to go with the new technology and to go fuck themselves if they don’t like us protecting their poppy fields from angry 4rth century thugs screaming , “AKBAR!”( i.e., I would disclose the actual motivations behind the current clusterfuck..) Oh, I’d have a monthly picnic on the white house lawn holiday, offer federal monies to female athletics, and outlaw fast food chains, billboard advertising, and landlords (I’d work to return ownership of land acquired through unsavory deals by oil-rich cocksuckers, anyone assoc. with any bank scandal in the last 50 years, etc. to the open market for restricted development based on projected models for our world in 50 years)

Just getting started, I’d fuck shit up is the answer to your question, jump-start the place based on the original doc and maybe get another 100 years out of it..

No arekin, what you are watching is a standard hack journalism piece form an news org notorious for such tripe-"Poppy Harlow" here (pretentious and douchey female-reporter name), is attempting to infuse the story with some heart-wrenching emotionalism and grave tone..
It's a rape honey, cut to the sentencing segment as you spin the tale of these poor athletes with their lives ahead of them who double-teamed someone without her consent. Get a shot of the big, blubbering one there as his counsel consoles him!

Where's more Waldo in this unprofessional ballad of useless information about these douchebag rapists? They came from a troubled family...blah blah blah.."father a former alcoholic??"- Uhh, what the fuck does that even mean?!

Yet another time-filler offered-up from CNN, their standard fare, an over-dramatized example of developmental-disability in our distracted society. This is not journalism, is fucking Maury Povich and people throwing chairs at they baby-daddys.

Poppy, thank you for edifying us with that useless wind-session. Please get a job that assists in the evolution of the human condition...like on a crabbing boat in Nova Scotia!

Man, it's crazy that Fantastic Damage came out in 2002 and it's still mind blowing. The new one is pure awesome, a little more poppy and heavy hanging with the bass/synth but Fantastic Damage is like the Loveless of hip hop (outside of maybe Dalek).

Definitely, sucks that EL-P doesn't do Def Jux any more it definitely seemed like they shoulda had a shitload of money pouring in.

LOL I'd keep it. The fickle masses don't know what they're missing but such is life!

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By rights this *femme and her band shouldn't be obscure, but that's fine with me. *quality! :



why thankies my man!
i was on the fence about putting that in the obscure channel.
but so many have no idea who garbage,or shirley manson (gasp/horror) actually are.
but my stats are anecdotal based,which is not very scientific lol.
maybe i should pull that channel tag.....

In reply to this comment by Krupo:
By rights this *femme and her band shouldn't be obscure, but that's fine with me. *quality! :



why thankies my man!
i was on the fence about putting that in the obscure channel.
but so many have no idea who garbage,or shirley manson (gasp/horror) actually are.
but my stats are anecdotal based,which is not very scientific lol.
maybe i should pull that channel tag.....

>> ^budzos:
Yes, for fuck's sake. And not this medical marijuana bullshit nonsense. Marijuana should be as legal as tomatoes. The concept of a plant being illegal is insane to me.


Your comment made me think of the vast number of poisonous plants that aren't illegal, plants like buttercups, bracken, St John's Wort, yew trees, rhododendron bushes, privet hedges, all of these are highly toxic and yet are perfectly legal to grow, in fact are very commmonplace. I'm only scratching the surface here. Oh - a good example would be poppies, perfectly legal to grow, definitely poisonous, and can be harvested for opiates (although as far as I know it's the processing of the opiates that is illegal in most countries).

Marijuana isn't toxic, no more harmful than alcohol, and has been shown to offer benefits for both physical and mental illnesses. It's even been shown to help people become more aligned with what is referred to by psychologists as 'neural neutral' - i.e. normal.

poppy the pussycat hehe

poppies

poppies

poppies


Thank you!

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This popped into my head for some reason. *quality

Once again I feel myself wishing as the bile rises up in my throat, that their god truly does exist. To see the look of confusion on their faces when they face their judgement day would be sweeter than a baby snorting candy floss in a poppy field

*promote the demonic for kicks

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

Not only is the phrase Australian, I think to some degree it's baked into the culture. Australia loves a "battler" but succeed too much at anything and you're often branded a wanker.

>> ^kymbos:

Man, I had no idea that the tall poppy syndrome was an Aussie thing. I'm as surprised as when I found out that most of the western world does not buy 'shouts' for each other when out drinking (a shout being a round of drinks).
>> ^blankfist:
Their sentiment is the American equivalent of Tall Poppy Syndrome and Jante Law. Suck it, haters.

Man, I had no idea that the tall poppy syndrome was an Aussie thing. I'm as surprised as when I found out that most of the western world does not buy 'shouts' for each other when out drinking (a shout being a round of drinks).
>> ^blankfist:

Their sentiment is the American equivalent of Tall Poppy Syndrome and Jante Law. Suck it, haters.

Your wiki-fu is strong.>> ^blankfist:

Their sentiment is the American equivalent of Tall Poppy Syndrome and Jante Law. Suck it, haters.

Their sentiment is the American equivalent of Tall Poppy Syndrome and Jante Law. Suck it, haters.

Who needs to go for the jugular when you can go for the corpus cavernosum? Just sayin'.
>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

I rarely go for the jugular. When I call you a Koch whore, or say similar things, I'm kidding you - kidding on the square, but still kidding. When I asked you to not put auto play videos on my page, I wasn't angry, I just wanted to let you know that it's hit the more annoying than funny threshold. You can be a bit oversensitive when it comes to politics. Me too, though less so the more cynical I get.
Gird your loins.
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It's hard to tell, because you can so easily jump from being non-douchie to going for the jugular. So I apologize. My bad. Thought you were trying to make a point.
Not the same. It's not about standing up for yourself. It's about doing better than others, and having others trying to cut you down. @gwiz665 said they had something like that in Denmark, but of a different name. It seems most of these partial socialist countries have this "we should all be the same so anyone trying to do better should be ostracized" mentality.
Anyhow, again, if you weren't trying to be a dick, then I genuinely apologize. This is why I hate the written correspondence. Email and online forums be damned. Interpersonal interactions are the best.
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No Mr. paranoid. I was referring to the video - which features an Australian woman getting cut down for taking a stand - not you. Sometimes you seem to think I'm out to get you when I'm just fucking around.
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You mean you weren't being a smartass?
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eh?
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Want me to throw a couple more straws into the mix for you to grasp?
>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
Tall Poppy Syndrome? @blankfist

I rarely go for the jugular. When I call you a Koch whore, or say similar things, I'm kidding you - kidding on the square, but still kidding. When I asked you to not put auto play videos on my page, I wasn't angry, I just wanted to let you know that it's hit the more annoying than funny threshold. You can be a bit oversensitive when it comes to politics. Me too, though less so the more cynical I get.

Gird your loins.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
It's hard to tell, because you can so easily jump from being non-douchie to going for the jugular. So I apologize. My bad. Thought you were trying to make a point.

Not the same. It's not about standing up for yourself. It's about doing better than others, and having others trying to cut you down. @gwiz665 said they had something like that in Denmark, but of a different name. It seems most of these partial socialist countries have this "we should all be the same so anyone trying to do better should be ostracized" mentality.

Anyhow, again, if you weren't trying to be a dick, then I genuinely apologize. This is why I hate the written correspondence. Email and online forums be damned. Interpersonal interactions are the best.

In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
No Mr. paranoid. I was referring to the video - which features an Australian woman getting cut down for taking a stand - not you. Sometimes you seem to think I'm out to get you when I'm just fucking around.

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You mean you weren't being a smartass?
In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
eh?

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Want me to throw a couple more straws into the mix for you to grasp?

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
Tall Poppy Syndrome? @blankfist