Is the Pope Catholic?

Well, pope is kind a right. The point is, if you have not heard of jesus, you have a chance. If you have and don't do what vatican says, you have no chance. Ignorance is bliss. Also the most important point of me leaving religion 20 years ago, just by telling me stuff, they take away my free will.

This guy has a helicopter, and asks for an upgrade, meanwhile the new Pope drives a Ford Focus?
I hope they lose a lot of parishioners over this.

Wait. I thought the Pope was the King of Vatican City. Me thinks the King needs to get his subjects in line with some ol' fashioned Inquisition-style torture right about now. I'd pay-per-view that.

True that, they could all use some more straightforward motto refreshments. Let me make recommendations:

"We incite disagreement, we profit."
"Your source for tearing humanity apart one issue at a time."
"Ignoring everything that matters."
"We don't try to report because trying is hard."
"OMG DID U HEAR ABOUT BRANGELINA PRINCE POPE!?"

Pope Francis can do that with his ass.

OOooops!-You alerted the comment down-vote PC police squad of culpable deniers with that one bobby, you pathetic troll!! You, you, anti-community, rabble-rouser!!

Didn't you get the memo?? All presidents are sacred since Bush Jr. in this poorly-constructed paradigm-Plus he's an African-American so he's holier than the new fucking pope-Some folks treat divisive language against our cunt president with jihad-launching fervor not unlike drawing a goddamn cartoon strip featuring Mohammed-

Remember: Don't feed these trolls!!

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Pope 2: Electric Boogaloo

ughhhh. this looks like a guy now. keep ripping pics of the pope. you defiantly changed an entire generation. brb licking carpet

I think they should make Fabio the new fuckin' pope!

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No love for Jesus or the Pope?

How about Superman: Superstar

He grows a beard; wears red sandals; swaps the big S for a big J; then goes to the Vatican and trolls the Pope.

*promote the pope in the bathtub