I hate these reviewers for their bad taste in good food (especially when they're obviously eating the food cold!).

The Flying Dutchman is delicious (that's what she said), as is the grilled cheese sandwich. The animal style fries, while very rich, are spectacular.

(Pro tip: They routinely "forget" to make your order, so if you feel like your food should already have been served up while dining in, don't hesitate to go up and ask. Two visits ago, after starving for a half hour, the manager admitted that they accidentally just miss an order all the time. And on my last visit, I witnessed someone else having their meal skipped.)

You can also order as many patties as you'd like on a single burger. For example, here's a 100 x 100:

(Via Femtalks)

P.S. I'm fighting the urge to downvote @darkrowan's sacrilegious comment because In-n-Out's grilled onions are simply divine; I always insist on extra in my burger and fries.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO BE A DEMOCRAT, BUT IT HELPS
October 27, 2010

Ann Coulter


With the media sneering about the Tea Party candidates being a bunch of nuts, how about we take a look at some of the Democrats running this year?

We've got Massachusetts Rep. Barney Frank, who personally presided over the housing crash after getting that gay prostitution business behind him. Of course, Frank's actions are nothing compared to Republican Senate candidate Rand Paul's alleged participation in a college prank. Now, THERE'S a scandal!

California Sen. Barbara Boxer refuses to say whether a newborn baby is a human life. When Sen. Rick Santorum, R-Penn., asked her on the Senate floor a few years ago whether she believed a baby born alive has a constitutionally protected right to live, Boxer was stuck for an answer. Her nonresponsive replies included these:

"I support the Roe v. Wade decision. ...

"I think when you bring your baby home, when your baby is born -- and the baby belongs to your family and has all the rights. ...

"Define 'separation' ...

"You mean the baby has been birthed and is now in its mother's arms? ...

"The baby is born when the baby is born. That is the answer to the question. ...

"I am not answering these questions! I am not answering these questions!"

(Also, I think she said: "Please call me 'senator.'")

That's not Patty Murray-stupid, but it's still pretty stupid. How many late-term abortions are you planning to get, Californians, that it's worth being represented by such a cretinous woman?

Even if you are under the misimpression that Boxer's Republican opponent, Carly Fiorina, is somehow going to outlaw abortion in California, Carly will cut your taxes so much that you'd be able to fly to Sweden for all your abortions and still come out ahead!

Liberals are indignant that Sarah Palin writes speech notes to herself on her hand. This week, Alex Sink, the Democratic candidate for governor in Florida, was slipped a debating point by her makeup artist, texted by a campaign aide in violation of the rules during a debate with her Republican opponent, Rick Scott.

Oh, those thick Tea Party candidates!

Last weekend, Illinois governor Pat Quinn -- Rod Blagojevich's running mate -- stood silently as his supporter, state Sen. Rickey Hendon, blasted Quinn's Republican opponent, Bill Brady, as "idiotic, racist, sexist, homophobic."

Hendon has repeatedly made headlines over the past few years for his inappropriate behavior toward female colleagues. Once -- during a Senate debate -- he asked Sen. Cheryl Axley if her hair was naturally blond and then publicly propositioned her.

Another time, Hendon tackled Rep. Robin L. Kelly, knocking her to the ground after a House-Senate softball game she had come to watch in office attire.

Of the impeccable Brady, Hendon wailed: "If you think that women have no rights whatsoever, except to have his children, vote for Bill Brady. If you think gay and lesbian people need to be locked up and shot in the head, vote for Bill Brady."

Even the Chicago press was shocked by this, calling on Quinn to apologize. Quinn has "renounced" Hendon's remarks, but refused to apologize.

But watch out for the Tea Party candidates! There are some real loose cannons in that bunch.

Also last week, Rep. Ron Klein, Democrat of Florida, hysterically claimed he had been "threatened" by one of the Vietnam Veteran bikers supporting his Republican opponent, Allen West.

The man who had allegedly "threatened" Klein is 60 years old and goes by the terrifying name of ... "Miami Mike." Mike told the Miami Herald that he had simply e-mailed Klein, saying that he deserved to be voted out of office and, in addition, he needed "a good ass-kicking, which I'd be more than happy to do even though I'm a lot older than you."

As Miami Mike said: "A threat? Give me a break. He cannot be scared of what I wrote. If he is, he is just a real baby."

Apparently so. Klein turned Mike's e-mail over to the Capitol police, where they promptly burst out laughing and then ordered framed copies of the e-mail.

Speaking of little girls in pink party dresses, Keith Olbermann has repeatedly claimed that Allen West "disgraced his uniform." Weirdly, he never gives details of how he thinks West did that. (Maybe Olbermann could check on war-zone protocol with fake-Vietnam War veteran Dick Blumenthal, who's running for the Senate from Connecticut by lying about having served in Vietnam.)

As a colonel in Iraq, West was interrogating an Iraqi terrorist who knew about a planned ambush. Unable to get him to talk, West shot a gun near the terrorist's head, whereupon the frightened but unharmed detainee spilled the beans.

Because of that, West's men were able to capture a potential attacker and identify future ambush sites. There were no further attacks on West's men.

As West later told The New York Times, "There are rules and regulations, and there's protecting your soldiers." He said, "I just felt I'd never have to write a letter of condolence home to a 'rule and regulation.'"

When the Army considered court-martialing West, thousands of letters poured in defending West and thanking him for what he had done. Ninety-five members of Congress signed a letter to the secretary of the Army in support of West. No court-martial was ever convened.

Liberals won't say that John Phillip Walker Lindh disgraced his country. Washington Sen. Patty Murray thinks Osama bin Laden is a swell guy for building "day care centers" in Afghanistan. But they say a hero like Allen West "disgraced his uniform" by saving the lives of American soldiers.

Yeah, the Tea Party candidates are a real embarrassment.

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Now this is the story all about how
To flip a burger upside down
So I'll take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how to make a Wendy's Double, don't be scared

In the mid-west cattle are born and raised,
On a ranch where they spend most of their days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing staying cool
And all standing around, letting out a moo
When a couple of cowboys, who call each other 'dude'
Started wrangling up cattle to sell as food
They sent them to the slaughter to be prepared
And said, "You're going out to our franchises by truck and air!"

Now we've got our patties, come over here
The package says "Fresh" and you can dice the onions there
If anything Id say our patties are square
But one bite and you'll say, 'Nah these are better then theirs!'

Use even number of buns, not seven but eight!
And throw on some cabbage, and cheese (don't grate)
Look at the burger, put it on a plate
And serve it up at minimum wage

I ate something similar to that last week, It was called a "Trucker Burger" it consisted of, a 1/4pound (before cooking) burger patty, a fried egg, two slices of back bacon and a fist full of lettuce and whatever sauces you want, as well as pickles onions and the tomatoes. This thing was fucking massive. I bring it up because I understand how it would be to eat such a burger if you where buying it from a street vendor you would want to find yourself a corner or ally to hide your face while you smoosh it into your talking orifice.

HOW can one respectably eat one of those in public, hahahahha.

too much mayo, in my opinion, but the avocado and other ingredients are mouth watering.

i haven't been to a mcdonalds in a long time, do they actually cook their burgers over some kind of flame/burner now like the commercial depicts? they used to always just pull the patties out of a drawer and throw it on the burger...

>> ^peggedbea:
seriously, blankfist has been baiting burdy with racist comments for MONTHS. he harasses people with asshole dick-ish comments constantly. he abuses his crown privileges to fuck with people who OBVIOUSLY don't appreciate it. and he most likely creates tons of joke sock-puppets. i would never ever vote to ban that douchebag. but the idea that we have a collective shit-gasm over choggie's bad behavior while simultaneously choosing to collectively ignore/encourage it out of assgravy over there is one of the reasons why i will ALWAYS vote against banning/siftquisistions . and the reason i think you're all a bunch of fucking assholes.


You need to get off my nuts, lady. Everything you're saying is speculative and unfounded. I'm not baiting burdy. We're good friends who had a recent argument we got over. For the record, I like Patti Smith and listen to her regularly on my iTunes. I'm not abusing any crown privileges, and even if I was I think that would be taken care of in some way or another by dag and lucky. And I have zero sock puppets. You're just trying to be a little shit starter. [OMITTED] And your punctuation is atrocious. Capitalize a sentence or two, please. Now go away.

what's another *promote for dear Patti

I still love you. *takes knee* Marry me.

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
god damnit asshole.
i don't know if i should upvote because it's patti smith or downvote because you're an asinine twat. but patti smith is a *femme.

Can't not upvote Patti.

*promote Patti!

god damnit asshole.
i don't know if i should upvote because it's patti smith or downvote because you're an asinine twat. but patti smith is a *femme.

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

^So demeaning black people is OK because some black guy who calls him self jiggaboo says it's OK?
Not a good excuse.

So having a cookout that's in honor of the cultural festivities of a particular group of black people is racist? Ok, I guess I can't celebrate cinco de mayo or St. Patty's day anymore...

btw... watching those scenes where they are actually "preserving" the bodies... yeah, this is a total money-making scam.

It is not to say that in the far far future they couldn't clone you with your memories A.I. style, but these people are really just doing some random crap to a dead dead body.

I think the guy at the beginning said it best, "this is like trying to reanimate a cow from a hamburger patty."

Sooooo,
basically what I'm hearing is that if I said, "Happy St. PATTY's Day!" then you goons are saying that some violent-drunk leprechaun-loving weirdo would then proceed to ask me if I spell it with two fucking t's or two d's??? Reaaaally??????


They're pronounced the same exact way...

PattyPaddyPattyPaddyPattyPaddyPattyPaddyPattyPaddyPaddyPattyPaddyPattyPaddyPattyPaddy

... EAT ME. I've seen it spelled both ways, so get the fuck over it please, and get your 'nads unstuck from that vice and stop being a pathetic ball-less whiny bitchfest.
Oh, and AC, Americans celebrate it whether they're Irish or not as an excuse to par-tay, just like Cinco de Mayo and Christmas and Kwanzaa and Presidents' Day and all that crap.

Love, Issykitty XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO