Bloody hell, I was convinced that it said "Paris Hilton" not Hillary Clinton..

Philosophers have identified a pandemic! Philosophy is an area of academia that has no use for statistics or evidence, because they can just say things and that makes it true!

"Thinkers" have been hand-wringing for decades, centuries, and millenium about the horrific corruption of our youth that will surely lead to the collapse of civilization Real Soon.

In order to be taken seriously by the scientific community, these experts would need to actually look at the data, like any professional would, before they declare a pandemic. After they did that, if there was really a pandemic, they would have to do a lot more work (boring!) before implying the cause is rap music and Paris Hilton movies.

>> ^chikngreez:
If anyone is wondering why immigrants in the United States are starting to get all the best jobs out there, wonder no more. It's because they're smarter. Perhaps we're just a little too enamored with useless knowledge, like how much Pimp Juice it takes to incapacitate a ho, the complete details surrounding the life and times of Anna Nicole Smith, or the exact date and time that Paris Hilton went to jail.


Um no, it's because you'll work for less money, even with the high tech jobs. And because there are no markets in your own damn countries for what you studied for. Also because foreign workers are more likely to behave and not make a stink about wages, benefits, and work environments.

Family feud is a slow for morons, so it's only right that they choose moron contestants, so they don't alienate their audience.

>> ^dgandhi:
This and QI have got to be the cheapest TV productions this side of Faux News, and yet we in the US can't manage to cobble together half a dozen celebs who can manage to be more extemporaneously interesting than hollywood squares. It makes me laugh, but the quality gap saddens me.


There's plenty of others, of varying quality (Have I Got News For You, Mock the Week and at times Never Mind the Buzzcocks are good). I was wondering the other day why all the quiz-coms (that's what our schedulers seem to want us to call them) are British. It's a simple format, get a topic (current affairs, public opinion, music, whatever), a host who's good at improvised comedy and several similarly minded guests and make sure all of them have an IQ of above 50. 8 out of 10 cats fails occasionally on the last requirement (Kelly Osbourne, for example). I don't know if it's been tried in the US or elsewhere. I can imagine American producers getting Kevin Federline and Paris Hilton as guests and then wondering why it bombs.

You have got The Big Bang Theory, which makes up for a lot.

I don't know which is more retarded: PETA and their stupid tactics to get their message across, or that Paris Hilton knockoff.

he is the paris hilton of politics
no one wants him in the news, everyone thinks he is a joke, yet he still is on the news because he is such a joke
just like paris hilton, he is a media virus that will never go away

Tags for this video have been changed from 'paris hilton, Rihanna, kyoto, lipstick on a big, fashion police' to 'paris hilton, Rihanna, kyoto, lipstick on a pig, fashion police' - edited by doogle

and now guess which one is Paris Hilton.

Fixed and thanks

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I wonder when you earn the *dead invocation? The FAQ says bronze star, but this bar at the bottom of the page says otherwise.

[Edit: Sorry about the double post -- VS is not very responsive for me today; not sure why.]

Imagine Cheney trying to be cute and folksy.

if people want cute and vapid - i vote Paris Hilton or Britney Spears should be VP.

Honestly, Paris Hilton would make a better VP.

I think Marx gets a bad rap. He just came up with the perfect idea that can never be implemented. Too bad we're human.

I don't like the idea of someone next to me goofing off and making as much as I do, but Paris Hilton doesn't do shit and she's paid much more than any of us. Tax the fuck out of her!

I don't like the idea of CEOs earning millions off stock options and bonuses. I don't think CEOs should be allowed to own stock in their own company. It would seem like incentive to make the company better, but it's really just incentive to make the stock better. Those are two entirely different concepts. Tax the fuck out of them!

You know what? Just tax everybody but me. Then write me a check marked, "Pay to the Order of Cash." And I'll be on my way.

Is it sad that i thought the sarcastic video Paris Hilton did against McCain was funnier than this one? Plus you cant change old peoples view points no matter who you are, believe me. My parents are avid Fox News watchers, so just imagine how effective those conversations are.

"Tell me again why he isn't the Republican presidential candidate?"

Because the media is pwnd by the CFR and they were told to suppress positive coverage of Mr. Paul and lie about the polling stats. If you look at the Fox news front page (the most blatant of the violators) you'll see they have a poll listing that has not changed in many months that shows Ron Paul at 6.5% with Huckabee and McCain leading with much higher percentage points. However whenever they would run polls that they couldn't falsify so quickly they would show Ron Paul in the lead EVERY time.

MSNBC would suppress any talk about Ron Paul. Olbermann would rarely ever mention him (often choosing to cover Paris Hilton instead (at the time)). In fact I would watch him each day hoping he'd talk about Ron Paul, Kucinich and Gravel but he never did. CNN rarely would speak of him at the time choosing instead to focus on Hillary/Obama/Edwards and Giuliani/McCain/Huckabee.

Basically.. they would only focus on the candidates that are in the pocket of the CFR. There are vids out there that will show statistics of the media coverage of the debates on the Republican and on the Democratic sides.

They did the same thing to Kucinich and Gravel too. We've been once again force-fed CFR candidates with catchy slogans and bad policies because my friend.. the game is rigged.

one of the most important documentaries of our time, Paris Hilton tells all. Is there a "rolls eyes" icon here that I can use?