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I married into an Asian family that run restaurants, are professional bakers, and wow, even the bad cooks can kick my ass in the kitchen. No one I've spoken to in her family has a problem with Panda Express style food ON OCCASION because the horse it's really high but it's so much more comfortable just enjoying food. Go eat a goddamn big mac, but before you take your first bite SAY OUT LOUD, "I'm just a dumb slut living on the planet earth. Eat fuck and shit motherfucker" and then eat the frelling burger. Frack you. It's good, bitch. Just stop lying to yourself, you food slut

And drink a Pabst. Hey. Asshole! Yeah YOU. Not me i know me bad but u worse so you, this I say: Go buy a 6 pack of non-lite budweiser, smoke some shitty weed out of an apple, and proclaim to the sky and no one in particular -- FUCK MY TRADITIONS AND FUCK MY AFFILIATIONS -- I will eat anything that my SLUT taste buds will enjoy. My brain may proclaim "But people and science says" -- SCIENCE and PEOPLE aren't your taste buds, bud(ette). Stop thinking what can create competition and power, the red queen effect its EVERYWHERE. When you think you're making conscious choices about your perception of food matter reacting with your taste buds, in reality your brain is making complex judgements on the world around it, cut throat and always seeking gain. You will seem to just "know" your tastes. Liar. You're competing with your surroundings. Points within time and space colliding and reacting. You don't know the difference between a tastey butt hole and the centerfold back cover of a Mad magazine.

Ok, but, don't always not think. Sometimes you must think and get vaccines and stuff. Do that. Eat orange chicken. Smoke weed. Drink a steel reserve once a month. Then go to a grocery store, buy a bunch of meat and vegetables, and FUCKING COOK BITCH. That's really the only lesson.

>> ^chingalera:

God how annoying, these Caucasian dweebs trying to be funny or clever with online video productions.....Seems like the only representatives left in said minority are ineffectual dullards! I for one am glad that more folks in my town speak very little English....Less mindless chatter to have to process-Thank God I never learned Spanish!!
I'd love to see these 3 to have to actually THINK about something substantial-I'd like to dowse em' in Pabst Blue Ribbon whole playing all of Leonard Cohen's output to date, at an unreasonable volume


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God how annoying, these Caucasian dweebs trying to be funny or clever with online video productions.....Seems like the only representatives left in said minority are ineffectual dullards! I for one am glad that more folks in my town speak very little English....Less mindless chatter to have to process-Thank God I never learned Spanish!!

I'd love to see these 3 to have to actually THINK about something substantial-I'd like to dowse em' in Pabst Blue Ribbon whole playing all of Leonard Cohen's output to date, at an unreasonable volume

Last I checked, PBR was a typical American Lager, not Belgian in any way.

And I'd rather drink a Stellas Artois or a Hoegaarden than a PBR, any day. But, I'll admit, if I want some cheap swill, PBR is bearable.

>> ^Morganth:

Only Belgian beer for this liver.

Pabst Blue Ribbon!

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
@dystopianfuturetoday - Everyone else on this site knows you are conservative. Everyone else but you. Come out of the closet already. Don't you notice how TheSofaKing and QM fawns over your comments and posts. It's no coincidence. It's cool. Let your inner confederate flag fly.

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In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
I don't want to have to surrender my superlib card, but I'm OK with bin Laden dead, sans trial. I'd be OK with a trial too, but that's not how it played out. Either way is fine, just so long as it's over. I won't be celebrating bin Laden's death, or making ghoulish comments about pictures of his bullet ridden corpse, but generally, I'm glad to have finished the final chapter in the decade long story of 9/11.

I celebrate the death of the 9/11 era. Good riddance to all of it.

He missed one, which could be considered Urinary Arrogance since it's not about hiding but is most useful at night on uncrowded streets. "The Brooklyn Shuffle" is just letting it out and walking in a way where the wee wee just zig zags without the need for using your hands (which makes it obvious what is going on) and you still get to keep drinking your pabst or whatever.

I get your point, and it's not my intention to take away from it with this tiny knit-pick...

But "great community"? I do hope you're kidding.

Take the most annoying youtube/break.com trolls and throw them all on a server together. Then listen to them spam the chat channels with insults towards lesser-geared players. Great community... riiiiiiight... I've played online games with fantastic, helpful, genuinely kind communities, so it's not like they don't exist. WoW is just the furthest from it that I've ever experienced.


But to make my comment relevant to the main point of this video... I quit months ago. I had 5 decently geared level 80s and enjoyed my time with the game for the most part. But I'm never going back. Had I known the deletion of my characters would've made me a one-hit wonder internet celebrity, I'd have recorded me unsubscribing, but it honestly wasn't that big of a deal to me. This guy was obviously in love with this game, which does happen to some people. And if that's the case, this video is as depressing as someone recording themselves breaking up with their girlfriend. Except their girlfriend is a robot and he's the one crying. Or something. I'm not really sure where I'm going with this...

I'll never play another MMO again!

...Until Star Wars: The New Republic comes out. I'll have to warn my loved ones beforehand. /endrant
>> ^shagen454:

Wow, great. Yeah, so you quit so you could back to watching Dexter for 5 hours a day, or buying tons of Xbox 360 games and playing them 5 hours everyday. Shit, you may have even gone back to doing straight up junk 12 hours a day... or drinking 24 packs of pabst in five hours everyday. Maybe you went back to "trying" to make beats and being the next DJ Premiere smoking hellsa doobs in the process. Maybe you went back to kissing your girl and wasting time watching "Sex in the City" with her annoying assed friends. Maybe you stopped because you got a new job which requires you to waste 2 god damn hours each way on the LA freeway. We all waste chunks of time; face it.
WoW is a great game - great graphics/art, great sound, great mechanics, great community - take it with a grain of salt- hell man, I play in an experimental noise band, take drugs with my friends on the weekends, fuck random girls every once in a while, play WoW maybe a hour or two a day. But we all have hobbies and a lot of our hobbies are a complete waste of time. So, yeah, quit WoW and have fun with your other fun yet pointless hobbies. You only live once so you better have as much fun as you possibly can and well - there is just no way for me to say that WoW is not pointless, time-wasting... and a huge amount of fun.

Wow, great. Yeah, so you quit so you could back to watching Dexter for 5 hours a day, or buying tons of Xbox 360 games and playing them 5 hours everyday. Shit, you may have even gone back to doing straight up junk 12 hours a day... or drinking 24 packs of pabst in five hours everyday. Maybe you went back to "trying" to make beats and being the next DJ Premiere smoking hellsa doobs in the process. Maybe you went back to kissing your girl and wasting time watching "Sex in the City" with her annoying assed friends. Maybe you stopped because you got a new job which requires you to waste 2 god damn hours each way on the LA freeway. We all waste chunks of time; face it.

WoW is a great game - great graphics/art, great sound, great mechanics, great community - take it with a grain of salt- hell man, I play in an experimental noise band, take drugs with my friends on the weekends, fuck random girls every once in a while, play WoW maybe a hour or two a day. But we all have hobbies and a lot of our hobbies are a complete waste of time. So, yeah, quit WoW and have fun with your other fun yet pointless hobbies. You only live once so you better have as much fun as you possibly can and well - there is just no way for me to say that WoW is not pointless, time-wasting... and a huge amount of fun.

>> ^joedirt:

Even though it was done as a spoof with fake drunk stagger and commentary on the taste... He is right about what few beer companies are left in US.

It's all about microbreweries these days. California is full of them. I'd estimate there's 15 to 20 in San Diego county alone.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'SMBC, Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, jesus, grilled cheese' to 'SMBC, Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, jesus, grilled cheese, pabst blue ribbon' - edited by therealblankman

Well, it's like - I've liked Pabst Blue Ribbon for years, and now I risk being tagged as a hipster douchebag when I drink it in public. (It's a risk I'm willing to take.) I legitimately like PBR, but most people that drink it now are doing it for the hipster cred.
Or how, back in my impressionable youth, I wore a Navy raincoat (essentially a short black trenchcoat) that started getting me sideways looks after Columbine. I legitimately liked that coat and the style it represented, but most people wearing them after Columbine and The Matrix were wearing them to act dangerous or "cool".

You may legitimately dislike Cera, but most people who dislike him (or other popular personalities) in a particularly vocal manner do so because they want to seem enlightened and better than all those who (ever so naively) fall for his manufactured charm.
It's as hip to hate trendy stuff as it is to celebrate it.

You don't want to risk being hip, do you?

Ultimately, the proper thing to do is to like him ironically.

>> ^direpickle:
>> ^rottenseed:
The best part is this guy's total sense of awareness and humor about the whole thing. He seems to definitely be wearing it with irony and playing the part well.

Okay, totally offtopic because while this guy is poking a little bit of fun at himself, he's not an Ironic Hipster. He seems legitimately like his mullet, and that's fine.
But: I wish people would quit doing things for the irony. Irony is not a lifestyle. If you like ugly-ass clothes from the 70s and terrible sweaters and trucker hats, just say that you like them. Don't wear them and go on about how much you hate them but that you're only wearing it ironically.

agreed. Plus the irony kinda loses it's magic when it becomes a uniform for snobby little shits that spend their parents' money on pabst blue ribbon and prescription drugs

Makes sense. Principle is important.

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To counter the forces of beer snobbery. (Actually I like microbrews too, and I think PBR tastes like piss, but it's the principle of the matter. I was born on the wrong side of the tracks, and I refuse to betray my white trash roots.)

In reply to this comment by MikesHL13:
I have to ask...why Pabst Blue Ribbon (on your profile)?

To counter the forces of beer snobbery. (Actually I like microbrews too, and I think PBR tastes like piss, but it's the principle of the matter. I was born on the wrong side of the tracks, and I refuse to betray my white trash roots.)

In reply to this comment by MikesHL13:
I have to ask...why Pabst Blue Ribbon (on your profile)?