That moment you realize you're oggling 65 year old women who aren't Helen Mirren...

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There is no boob-oggling in this video! It is her bottom he fancies.

Reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Marge goes on a crusade against porn but then is confronted by the hypocrisy of her zeal when Michelangelo's David fit's the same definition.

I remember a kindergarden teachers comment about field trips to the museum - the tykes will oggle the appendages of a Venus or David for a few seconds then move on to the far more interesting dinosaur exhibit.

Why are you who identify as non-beautiful ever get the idea that ANYONE EVER said that they had it worse than the non-beautiful? (I'm pretty much non-beautiful, myself, to be honest, and getting the finger for being a snotty beauty is getting old). Where did a willingness to discuss things that are or were hard mean that we are feeling sorry for ourselves? Where did willingness to discuss things that are or were hard mean that we claim that our hard things are the hardest? Why is it people can blog about being tired, about having trouble with their isp, about being annoyed by someone, and they get sympathy, but somehow having been subject to prejudice that nearly altered our lives, or that did permanently alter our lives, makes it more appropriate to ridicule us or doubt we could possibly have anything to complain about? Did it help you to eat your peas when you where young when your mother told you about the starving children in <continent of the day>?

There is a big difference between there always being someone who will find you attractive and a constant barrage of assumptions and hostility: apparently you have the former and not the latter: good for you; may you remain safe and happy and ignorant as a stump--hopefully far away from me.


I doubt I make sense. I'm tired and frustrated and that last poster tipped me over the edge of "wanting to get along." Whoever asked her to post in the video comments and not the blogs was doing me a good turn, personally, and I thank you.

Feel free to ignore me, any of you who found me to be whining or sitting on the top of my pity mountain. Next time we are having some sort of "my woes are the worst" contest, let me know, and I will trot out very different stories that have nothing to do with any of the topics covered so far, or even that do, but have a much more dramatic ending that I would normally not mention. I'm so glad I didn't tell those more personal aspects of my negative experiences during my college years. But even that last poster made reasonable points. You all did. And you nearly all failed to be intellectually generous in terms of responding to honest reports of two of the members of your community who reported about things that were important and non-trivial to them.

I hope some day to be able to have a nice beer with persephone where we count our blessings (admitting we have more than our share), whistle at our missed precipices (or some we fell over, but survived), and oggle beautiful people (who may or may not approve of the oggling). Any of the rest of you would be welcome, if you came with good will (first, I invite Thylan, raven, oh hell there's lots of you. Don't take my irks personally, unless you should, in which case I'm sure you know it).

If you seriously sit there and think about other guys in the shower oggling each other... you must be gay secretly.

InvaderSil, you played the game with your wife? You were totally not the target audience. Plus I bet you couldn't oggle them much then?

But seriously, Dead or Alive and T 'n A have been binded since conceptual stages, I mean the game is meant for the lonely huddled young kids just undergoing raging and confusing sexual urges not forgetting the large group of sexually deprived otakus who keep all the console systems alive. Hell I think DOA was the first game that had jiggly physics for boobies.