Hmmmm . . . ‘Sure are a bunch of folks obsessed with rank around here. Need I remind you of another definition of “rank” which reads “offensive in odor."

*sprays Lysol, one can in each hand*

Now I turn to my copy of Dr. Ernest Drake’s Dragonology: the Complete Book of Dragons. I found a map of the world that identifies the various dragon and serpent species and their lands of origin. Focusing on North America I found the American ampithere (Draco americanus tex). This particular species is from the prairie and steppe regions of the continent. It is typically covered in green fur, has no legs and has moth-like wings. It hunts buffalo and other large mammals. A full grown adult is typically 45 feet long and five to ten feet high. It will attack with flaming breath, tail lashing and constriction. The expected lifespan of this kind of dragon is 250 years.


Now I will focus upon our fire-breathing dragon-avatared sifter Zifnab. Apparently he’s only given us part of his sordid story. Several of his disgruntled royal servants have come forth since a “flame ‘n’ tell” book project has promised large sums of money. The book is due out this fall.

Zifnab’s personal chef has shed some light on Zifnab’s fixation with pepper. Unfortunately for the chef, all dishes become blackened at the royal dinner table. This most probably explains Zifnab’s reluctance to consume his ice cream turned soup. Sometimes the chef will cater to Zifnab’s love of strawberries by making Strawberries Flambé.

His personal valet has yet to grow back his eyebrows. According to the valet, Zifnab’s current baldness is the result of a recent hay fever attack. The royal tailor has given up on creating colorful royal vestments. Instead he simply sticks to black materials so that scorched spots are not as noticeable.

One anonymous source did send me a YouTube video to explain the pelt known as Fred. This individual told me that I would understand Fred’s fate better once I had watched it.

The fire department no longer responds to emergency calls from Zifnab’s castle.

Thus I will conclude here. I wouldn’t want this to just DRAG ON . . .

Way to shoot from the hip kids!.....I whipped out the *instaban today, before I even checked into the user, that's how good ya need to get.....or better-
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®Spam has an odor, you don't have to eat it to smell it, or for that matter,even open the can.....to remember how delicious it is to annihilate...

Perhaps "ODOR in the court" might be more suitable. Someone must have given cheese to the "3 Second Cat."

Here's to CHEESE SOLIDARITY and the FROMAGE FIGHTERS! We need us a flag next time. We can march around and wave it!

Oh and I don't believe cheese stopped with the seventies . . .

are you so insulated in your puter world that you have no clue about healthy human interaction?"

actually, I work all day from home with my girlfriend, she is sitting right beside me, all day. We interact like humans.
before I worked online I worked in an office, in a cubicle, I had much less human interaction from there.

can't you see that you are the kind of internet journalista/chronicler of the same ilk as the major media??

The only difference is Major Media is watched and accepted by Millions of viewers/readers on a daily basis...I type in internet forums were I am read by a couple dozen. Big difference.

that is why i always scream, "symptoms" when the "cause" should be addressed-

And that is what you want to do, then do it, don't piss on other users like myself and Japr for using the internet in the way they want. This is freedom man, breath it in, there might be a day when your wish is granted and "muckrakers" like myself will be booted into Jail and off the Internets (which is what I was threatened with when I posted for AOL Newsbloggers)

In reply to this comment by choggie:
Dude, chill out, you are worth the trouble-simply trying to get you to see yourself through another pair-are you so insulated in your puter world that you have no clue about healthy human interaction? Not every flower has a pleasing odor, esp. the one's we cultivate-I only chime in ever so often as a form of regulation-i do not have it out for you-If I am the only voice of dissent, and that not simply in the form of no-vote or down-vote, you got it made-you are well-liked by the simple folk-I dig yer passion and dedication as well-really though, can't you see that you are the kind of internet journalista/chronicler of the same ilk as the major media?? I see no difference between you and msnbc, cnn, etc etc.....that is, most of the time....you do have your moments-I meant what I said about the muckraking, you and everyone else who points the finger at Bush and cries foul, when that tool could not tie his shoe w/o taking cues from the folks who put him there, and i don't mean the voters-ineffectual at best, and a solid 180 degrees from any real effect save that of taking the spotlight of the cause......that is why i always scream, "symptoms" when the "cause" should be addressed-

I will never ignore anyone, you should have figured that out by now-harass?? you seem to think I have singled you out-well, with great power comes great responsibility, yadda yadda-I am a check valve for a solid dam of 20-something bullshit here-i can't stand college kids for the most part, because the system is damaged-Besides, you Canadians seem to be a bit more proud of your culture than most Americans are of theirs-we share the same language, a common border, and some of the same culture-all of which are in danger of going the way of the dinosaur, and the mentalities of a lot of the folks on this site, are what is making it easy for this to take place-

When some congressman, senator, or president really fucks up bad, it will be because they risked everything to disclose information-not because they said something perceived racist, perceived hateful, etc.....

Carry-on man, I sincerely apologize for ruffling your fragile feathers, once again-(funny thing, blankfist slowed way down after i called him out, and I took a jab at JAPR, too.....JAPR talks to me now, and understands me a bit better, but bf????....he tucked-tail and let ego get the best of him-I am transparent, man-Conflict is a great ice-breaker for those riddled with testosterone-a healthy individual after a fight, often finds common ground with their opponent, after some blood shed-

I use gas a lot-works great for getting around-otherwise, the heel-toe express gets me to places where flesh and blood may be found in the convenient, meatsack variety-titties are really different up close and attached to someone who speaks directly to you, and when they bounce, jiggle, or simply protrude at bit, all the other sights, smells, and subtle nuance are simply wonderful additives to the overall experience.

Online Poker is fun and all, but when you really want to be able to play the game seriously(not talking to the one person here who does it for a living)nothing beats a tell-try getting that online.

been to myspace about 3 times and when I'm not pulling a cheese grater across the flesh on my inner thighs, I have left clicked numerous masturbatory links to a few other sites, all of which leave me grasping for a doorknob which affords passage to that unknown territory where the smell of piles of unwashed clothes and one's own body odor has no hope of lingering.(that last bit of imagery applies of course to someone other than myself, who keeps an immaculately cluttered, but altogether pleasant ambrosia awaft)

What's in your oldfactory, fed???

And why the hell does youtube ban your accounts?? Infractions or they simply don't wanna play fair?? I have seen nothing nefarious on your accounts before, even when we had a hard-on for you in the past???

agreed, and if it were not folks hating using the god/nogod scenario, the basic nature of these folks, Jew or Goyim, Christian, Pagan or snake-charmer, remains unchanged.
God can only do so much for damaged goods-This woman is a fool, and the retort in video form, has that putrefying odor emenation from the hating, which is so popular in the realm, of "Why I don't believe in God" online.....sick of it....worse than any fundie-bible stacker.....BLEEGHH!....
Find a better way, young atheist, to spread the gospel of the yer brand of good news, and take a fucking happy pill fer crissa....imaginary, sacrificial icon (he was black)ssakes.... That better for you unbelievers???
....like to try to please everybody, when I'm pissing from a balcony, onto their parade.....

I feel it necessary to point out to you the Marine definition of "SwampAss" - "SwampAss is the condition of one's asscrack and genital region after extended periods of hard work in hot and humid climates, usually accompanied by a pugnant odor and immense amounts of sweat that has pooled in the same area."

So yeah, just to let you know.

I remember reading about this a few years ago, though the adrenaline thing was never was not explained. I wonder when they'll start selling them as domestic pets, rather than animals that won't be as aggressive when you try to separate their skin from their body.

I also understand they're very odorous animals, as cute as they are I can't see many people wanting something nearly as pungent as a skunk living with them.

Cute, but it's too bad they stink like hell. Southern Flying Squirrels are a much better alternative to Sugar Gliders. Not only are they cleaner and less odorous by virtue of being rodents as opposed to marsupials, but you usually have to get them from reputable breeders as opposed to from any old exploitative pet store which is a plus to me, at least. Lots of pet stores will also keep Gliders well past their "expiration date" if you will; after a certain age they just won't bond to a new owner and will make terrible anti-social pets.

Pooey. Reminds me of the grand old show Freakazoid. I loved his description of foul odors as "poo-gas".

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wear it like a junior achiever badge, eh????...may I use you as an *instaban test subject???? C'mon, yer monkey brethren went to space and they came back, innit??

Ok, I'm not so sure part of this isn't placebo. choggie, have someone blind taste test you with switched around glasses.

I'm thinking even cheap crappy vpdka went through decent industrial filtering, so I have toruble believing it does all that much. Now of course, if it is all plastic taste that ruins cheap vodka, and somehow carbon filters suck up plastic odor/taste molecules, then this would work.

Also, do NOT try this with a used filter. I'm guessing from my little Alton Brown based knowledge you will be dissolving and freeing up some previously filter nastiness.

I don't think you'd want to hug Gabe Newell. You may permanently contract the scent of Funyuns & body odor from him.

Also heard this game has a killer sense of humor. Can't wait to pick it up! Damnit Valve, release a demo of each!

Is it just me or is this giving off a strong odor of drive-by spam and/or self-link? 1) Immediate video submit after sign-up with no comment or vote activity. 2) No visits to the site since the video was submitted 2 days ago. 3) Personal link to an unrelated website

*Blog. What say you? Is it banana time?

But looris....jails do produce something of value for those systems...they are big business in the U.S.....back when nations were concerned about the simplicities of human existence, and not the complexities of their own creations, child molesters were eliminated, like one would eliminate a rotten carcass from a town street....cuts down on disease and odors,and makes for a healthier town.

Strike one you are out kind of crimes, have never changed.....kill the worthless sack of human detritus....