>> ^Deano:

>> ^mxxcon:
3:06 reminded me of

What the hell was that. I'm assuming they don't know they're gay yet.
It's not gay if dicks don't touch.

http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/2010/09/03/video-meet-dr-bachmann-he-loves-his-wife-he-is-not-gay/

@NicoleBee you see? He's totally not gay anymore..

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Don't worry, it's not gay - if it's in a three-way, with you, Justin Timberlake and Neil Patrick Harris.>> ^GeeSussFreeK:

Hmmm so I like Timberlake and Neil Patrick Harris...I wonder if there is something I should know about me.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Lady Gaga, Andy Samberg, Justin Timberlake, snl, digital short' to 'Lady Gaga, Andy Samberg, Justin Timberlake, snl, digital short, golden rule, not gay' - edited by lucky760

Your mom says, “Hi” — Jinx!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah no no
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Summertime in the city
And everybody’s having sex
You know I just got a page from a girl that I met last week at the Payless
Shoe stores
I also have a cutie to call who likes the way I knock on her boots
Well let’s help them back
Let’s handle that
In two-to-six hours,
We’ll meet back here and regroup
Now let’s shoop
Roll up to her crib with some Bartles & James
Hop off the buss with the Alizé
Now hold up player, whatchu diggity-doing here?
I should diggity-ask you the same
And she sang
Hey, boys I want you both
I hope that you think that’s cool
(Say word?)
I know most guys won’t freak together
She forgot about the Golden Rule — a huh huh
It’s OK to put us in a three-way
It’s not gay when it’s in a three-way
With a honey in the middle there’s some leeway
The area’s grey in a one, two, three-way
Normally, I don’t get down with dudes
But tonight is a special exception (Great)
See you’re my best friend
Through thick and thin
Now it’s time to make a triple connection
Lights off
Here in the dark (Here in the dark)
It’s so hard to tell (So hard to tell)
Where her body ends (La la)
And my homie’s begins (Ew wee)
This rule dates back (The Golden Rule)
To ancient Greece (Takin’ about Cesar)
We’re two Jack Trippers and a Chrissy
The new Three’s Company
It’s OK to put us in a three-way
It’s not gay when it’s in a three-way
With a honey in the middle there’s some leeway
The area’s grey in a one, two three-way
Fellas. Get ready.
Doin’ us a chick
Helicopter d*ck, go! Hellicopter d*ck. Helicopter d*ck
Doin’ us a chick
Helicopter d*ck
And all of that was OK
‘Cuz it was in a three-way
It’s right there when you see the instant replay (boom)
Maybe two is enough
That’s what they’ll say
But we’ll say, “Hell no.”
It’s a one, two, three-way
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

This video has been declared a duplicate by the original submitter; transferring votes to the original video and killing this dupe - dupeof declared by Stingray.

No problem... *dupeof=http://videosift.com/video/Not-Gay-When-It-s-In-A-Three-Way-SNL-Digital-Short

I just wish VideoSift had a better duplicate checker/search thing. I looked around and couldn't find it.

>> ^eric3579:

Sorry it's a dupe http://videosift.com/video/Not-Gay-When-It-s-In-A-Three-Way-SNL-D
igital-Short

Sorry it's a dupe http://videosift.com/video/Not-Gay-When-It-s-In-A-Three-Way-SNL-Digital-Short

Thank you for keeping me from being the one that had to say it.

Here's a photographic thesis project based on the gender construct of color preference.

I know I have a pretty radical view on the topic, but someone standing up & defending the gender binary is incredibly off-putting. "Trappings of gender identity" are exactly that, just trappings.

"Trappings" of anything should be abandoned. Be what you are, not the social construct of what you're told you are.>> ^xxovercastxx:

In Western culture, the practice of assigning pink to an individual gender began in the 1920s or earlier. From then until the 1940s, pink was considered appropriate for boys because being related to red it was the more masculine and decided color, while blue was considered appropriate for girls because it was the more delicate and dainty color, or related to the Virgin Mary. Since the 1940s, the societal norm was inverted; pink became considered appropriate for girls and blue appropriate for boys, a practice that has continued into the 21st century. - from Wikipedia.
What's funny is some of these old men who make up the modern, cranky, "conservative" base inevitably grew up wearing pink as it was considered manly for 20+ years during their youth. They should think about that the next time they're secretly jerking a guy off in the bathroom stall of a truck stop.
Pink (or "pank", as I said it) was my favorite color as a toddler and, while I've never exactly become a ladies man, I'm certainly not gay.

In Western culture, the practice of assigning pink to an individual gender began in the 1920s or earlier. From then until the 1940s, pink was considered appropriate for boys because being related to red it was the more masculine and decided color, while blue was considered appropriate for girls because it was the more delicate and dainty color, or related to the Virgin Mary. Since the 1940s, the societal norm was inverted; pink became considered appropriate for girls and blue appropriate for boys, a practice that has continued into the 21st century. - from Wikipedia.

What's funny is some of these old men who make up the modern, cranky, "conservative" base inevitably grew up wearing pink as it was considered manly for 20+ years during their youth. They should think about that the next time they're secretly jerking a guy off in the bathroom stall of a truck stop.

Pink (or "pank", as I said it) was my favorite color as a toddler and, while I've never exactly become a ladies man, I'm certainly not gay.

Somebody is trying really hard to let us know that he's not gay.

.. my god! I'm gaaay!
>> ^xxovercastxx:

(apparently some of them think it's gay?!?)
Oddly enough, I've only ever heard women claim this is gay. The DJs on the morning show were talking about Ron Jeremy one morning and how he became famous for being able to suck himself off and Kricket, the lone female DJ and a very liberal hippy, proclaimed that to be gay. The female guest, a local attorney whose name escapes me, agreed. Female listeners proceeded to call in and back her up on that claim.
Now, whether or not it's weird or gross to blow yourself is a matter of opinion, but I declare it a matter of fact that it's not gay unless you've got some other guy's dick in your mouth. If sucking your own stump is gay then so is jerkin it.

(apparently some of them think it's gay?!?)

Oddly enough, I've only ever heard women claim this is gay. The DJs on the morning show were talking about Ron Jeremy one morning and how he became famous for being able to suck himself off and Kricket, the lone female DJ and a very liberal hippy, proclaimed that to be gay. The female guest, a local attorney whose name escapes me, agreed. Female listeners proceeded to call in and back her up on that claim.

Now, whether or not it's weird or gross to blow yourself is a matter of opinion, but I declare it a matter of fact that it's not gay unless you've got some other guy's dick in your mouth. If sucking your own stump is gay then so is jerkin it.

It's not gay if you make more than a million dollars.
>> ^rottenseed:

I didn't know they were gay...