I've had a goatee since my early 20's. I'm actually interested to try the complete reverse of it; the 19th century lengthy mutton chop look, sans goatee and mustache, as I have a round face which would suit it. It'd also give me a good reason to go buy a top hat. Not for another 10-15 years though.

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

I'd fuck Noam Chomsky. Intellectuals are sexy. Bass players with mutton chops? Not so much.


damnit, now even cats in business suits won't fuck me.

where did i go wrong..? :: feels chops, shifty eyes ::

Wait so mutton chops count as mustaches now?

I'd fuck Noam Chomsky. Intellectuals are sexy. Bass players with mutton chops? Not so much.