Oh my. This brings to mind that one SP video where Mr. Garrison invented the Dildo Wheel

This has a disturbing resemblance to the Mr. Garrison's The It!

Hmm that first one sure looks a LOT like Mr. Garrison's IT. :-P

Hello?! Is Mr. Garrison married? Then it is properly Ms. Garrison (at least until gay marriage is legalized)

Is it just me, or did Clay Aiken sound just like Mr Garrison on "South Park"?