DANCE CHILDREN DANCE DANCE DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dad's trying to find a new mommy for you. Or maybe another daddy? Whaddaya think -- new daddy? As long as he can get us box seats and some more COCAINE.

Life isn't what your mommy said, well it ain't what my mommy said either. But you know what you watched: An observant and hilarious nigga with a cellphone filming a cracker ass cracker that needs his insulin.

Why mommy can't sew!

Here's a pyro-aside this reminded me of:
U will Need:

paperclip
flint
butane lighter

bend paper-clip in such a manner as to hold flint in-place
with lighter, heat flint while holding the end of the paperclip far enough away from finger to avoid heat transfer-(flint will glow and swell twice it's size, at this point...)

Throw glowing flint & paperclip combination at hard surface, concrete, brick wall, etc.

Super explody white-sparkler-action, and really cool sound

There should be a name for this...

Sorry, my children, but this is a dictatorship, not a negotiation. You don't get to decide how Mommy and Daddy discipline you. If you don't like how it makes you feel, do as you're told.

Rychan, you're right. We buy pools and encourage kids to play in them, thereby sending a bad signal regarding the danger of it. Most gun owners treat guns like the deadly serious pieces of machinery they are (of course there are jackasses out there that would be an exception to that). The first time I held a gun I accidentally passed the barrel across the direction of my uncle and I wasn't allowed to hold another gun until a YEAR later. Never made that mistake again. It's like anything that's dangerous -it requires personal responsibility and not the government to play mommy. Except in the case of guns it should also require background checks and stricter penalties if you're a dumbass.

I never lie to my mommy.

"OK, now show mommy "emergence"! Very GOOD, puppies!"

It's just as easy to cloak insults in devisive speech, your forte VooDooV-Your stance is clear, and yes, I launch into whatever the fuck I please (insults inferred) ,in the face of bullshit. Simpleton? Tell your mommy, have a dissenting opinion banned because your feelings were hurt??

Pussified.

It is an insult and a personal affront to me (the same to me as being called a cunt, prick, asshole,etc) to be accused of having no self-awareness. DO YOU??!! Do you even know what the fuck self-awareness is??

Your opinion noted, go fuck yourself.
How about for the cheap seats, you tell this retarded redneck what the goddamn "topic at hand" is.

Look man. I ain't no hater, and I recognize the dynamics of this issue and the passion of both camps. The infamous history I enjoy as a member here is fluid and tenuous and should this escalate into yet another, torch and pitchfork party for my ass, well....Go for it. Make it your fucking new project and more power to ya. Pick a violation of policy and run with it like a champ-

Hmmm. Ok fucj it. I'll go and find a video with Aussies praising the confiscation of their property and rendering the place crime-free...ish.

This is more for the country that's headed towards a colossal fist-fuck because of politicians (criminals), pharmaceutical companies (insulated from mention by all major media and, not surprisingly, self-pimping turds without a clue like TYT, one of THE most flaccid, non-journalistic cretinfests on the web) who help to "create" mental-health problems larger than they need to be by unleashing damaged goods full of legal drugs prescribed by complicit doctors. Step in, the magic wand of unraveling and deconstruction of the U.S. Constitution by appointed and approved, so-called scholars from Harvard(oh hey, the same place not a few of the cunts who run the country hailed-from) to "provide" a solution for a problem that they created and you have the slow-motion train-wreck of the coming police state in one of the best places to be on the planet.

Everything is propaganda sparky, it's your job to wade through what you perceive to be bullshit, kinna like I'm wading thorough yours without really wanting to argue.

Brave New World. Newsflash: Eliminate gun-free zones, arm yourselves against an agenda to let mental health monstrosities roam the place un-checked on hardcore psychotropics with guns STOLEN from their fucked-up mommy, and don't ask a country who will hide their guns from a government determined to take them ALL away to accept anything less than a sane solution to what is primarily a problem created by the people with the MOST money, power, and influence.

Tell me why the pharmaceutical companies shouldn't be having their asses dragged across the coals on television for their part in mass-murder? Answer: Because they have more power and money than a gun lobby.

Again, I give fuck-all about loaded facts and figures form any side of the aisle, they mean dick because the real issue lies in governments fist-fucking their citizens. Shame on the the Brits for letting their government take their shit away and shame on the Aussies for letting the Crown fuck them as well.

mommy loves beaver

Get back into the kitchen, you Mommy-Mode wymminz!

"Mommy, where are you?"

when parents feel the need to resort to this extreme, then it's obvious to me that the parents are shitty role models to begin with.

the dad seemed to only care about the money he lost not working.

The kids get these ideas from their parents in the first place, so hrm, wonder who mommy was sneaking in at 3am?

This idea that parents are somehow helpless at preventing their kids from doing this stuff in the first place is ridiculous.

all this does is teach kids to not get caught

Thank you!!


In reply to this comment by legacy0100:
*promote