It was a Good niche. Take classic architypes that creep people out. Stories that have been told for thousands of years around camp fires.

Ghosts & Aliens, Monsters and Demons. Everyone can identity, we're all with you. I can imaging being terrified of a ghost of a little girl in my bedroom.

Did he not realize he was supposed to be the director version of Stephen King?

But he didn't stick with it... Comic book heroes, Environmental lecturing, Mermaids, Early American settler society. Now you're in "who gives a shit" land.

>> ^BoneyD:

A lot of chick flicks would fail the Bechdel Test as well, btw...
This video goes towards confirming what I've felt in my gut about films for a few years now. More specifically, the lack of female role models in them. For example, try to think of the last kids film that had a female as the protagonist. The last I can think of is Labyrinth (though I'll concede there's probably also been a few since then).
Take this list of kids films for instance and try to count 'em out:
http://www.criticker.com/?fl&view=all&filter=gy10zp5x4x3x2zod



Alice in wonderland, Princess and the frog, Little Mermaid, Coraline, Hanna Montanna the movie, Bratz the movie, The Golden Compass, Nim's island, Nancy Drew, Mulan, Flicka, The Princess Diaries, then any disney movie princess sequel ect... Just to name a few.

You won't see that in Disney's "The Little Mermaid". Disgusting stars are disgusting, DO NOT HUG!

That awful club music is the sound of a thousand mermaids singing for me to shipwreck my bank account on $16 drinks and cocaine from some dude named Mario that's slanging in the club.

>> ^Bananular:
but...but...mermaids don't have...you know...cause its a big scaly fin thing?...instead of a...


The Starbucks one does! Although it's actually a Siren. See here for further mermaid humping information.

but...but...mermaids don't have...you know...cause its a big scaly fin thing?...instead of a...

I've also fucked a mermaid, so I have to upvote.

Mermaids are fish with clown masks on right?

1. Bob Dylan - I want you
2. Jimi Hendrix - 1983 (A mermaid I should turn to be)
3. The Beatles - A day in the life
4. AC/DC - Night Prowler
5. Bob Dylan - Simple twist of fate (live performance from The Rolling Thunder Revue)
6. The White Stripes - In the cold cold night
7. Rage Against The Machine - Testify
8. Tommy Tee - Aerosoul
9. Gang Starr - Who's gonna take the weight
10. The Clash - Drug stabbing time

So... imagine if early homnids had spent more time eating fish. Our brains would be even bigger from all the omega 3 ...and we'd be mermaids!

its a dead mermaid, washed ashore in malaysia

In reply to this comment by fissionchips:
I'm scared to ask, what's your avatar?

its a dead mermaid washed ashore in malaysia

In reply to this comment by Drax:
I've been meaning to ask.. is that an alien getting a sun tan??

Aiyyo my songs on, I gotta get my grub on some to-to
(I love to-to) order three buckets of mo-mo
We gettin more dough, off the books (you gettin gelly)
Pullin more hoes off the looks (you gettin gelly)
You wan hate me? cause your wifey, wants a autograph?
From the look in her eyes, I can see she wants more than that
When I see fat asses I make fat passes like quarterback
Beatnuts is alla that, your shit, all the wack
Open can-dela, if you foolin wit mah cheddah
Hardrock, ever since, junior high suela
Fly fella, takin my beats, to make your crowd get up
Im fed up, niggaz wanna bring it -- whatever!
Ima storm your pa-rade (pa-rade) blow your legs off
With a gre-nade, now you flappin, like a mermaid
Yappin off, bitch you cough at the lips
While Im at the bar, baggin, the bartender tips
Then I bag this chick, with a, hi, and the eye
She did the butterfly, rubbin her ass, against my buttonfly
I could already imagine my shit stuck inside
Everytime I strike, haters be like, dat fucking guy!

Hows that yo? its hard for you to swallow
It dont take much for us to let the metal holla
Leads bustin out of a old black impala
Thug nigga only fuck wit, muchacha malla
Big ju, dime lo conllo, how we do? , how we do? (how we do)
(how the girl dont only love me, they love you!)
Whatchu gonna do? (what, what, what? )
Nigga whatchu gonna do? (what, yo)

Heres to my pollyin niggaz who campaign
To the killers who be lovin the chicas and champagne
Thugs who get wild in the club and snatch chains
Players who be pimpin the hoes with no brains
Front watch a nigga get shot from close range
The most range, crazy motherfucker wont change
Beatnuts, forever diehard, you want pain?
Cause you walkin outta here breathin is insane
Flip a beat fast, you leave the club with a heat rash
You got a weak stash, came in the club with a free pass
I aint even know they made a roley for your cheap ass
Makin me laugh, you was in jail wearin kneepads
Now the beef has, gotten over your head
Its over you dead, ranger rover, both of your legs
Til both of us said, platinum gettin took this year
Cause for real, there aint nothin but crooks in here, nigga

>> ^yourhydra:
HAHAH :55 best face ever


Agreed, someone caption it for caturday.

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