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It's a motherfucking Roast, bitches and gentlemen! (Wtf Talk Post)

blankfist says...

I know we joke that every roast is lame, and we all have a good laugh pretending the roastee is someone not deserving of notice, and so on. We then take pot shots at the MC, make a good joke about him or her and how they fucked the proceedings up somehow, but... Sigh. Today I'm just feeling like this really, truly, honestly is NOT worth our time. No jokes. Completely serious now.

Would any of us care if @thinker247 or @MrFisk got banned tomorrow? Or left? Or died? Okay, if they died I'd probably at least feign a touch of sympathy, but it would be disingenuous if it was anything more than a sigh. I wouldn't trade @rottenseed's shit covered dick from @berticus' ass to save their lives. What two miserable subhuman beings. I mean they're really the crust of peggedbea's vagina. Speaking of @peggedbea's vagina, it's seen so many dicks the cum has clotted over and it's already started to heal shut.

Today I'd like to propose we kill this SiftTalk post right here and now. I'd ask permission from @dotdude first, seeing how he's kind of the unsaid facilitator of these shit shenanigans, but he's too busy posting mild, inoffensive oneliners under the alter-ego 'THE JESTER'. Newsflash, dotdude, jesters are typically amusing and at times hilarious. You're none of these.

The real reason I hate these two is because, first, thinker247's name is so telling of just how lame a person he must be in real life. It's like me calling myself movieDirector#1 or superDickSized. Or rottenseed calling himself notGay. And this third grader thinks he's edgy because he wrote "motherfucking" and "bitches" in the title. Hey, dickhead, this roast isn't about you.

Second, there's the roastee, MrFisk. A person so miserable and unlikable that only choggie could come to his defense during his Siftquisition. That's like having Jared Lee Loughner represent you in a murder trial. What a joke that whole Siftquistion was, huh? And I love how @dag and @kronosposeidon became the busybody Perry fucking Masons of the Sift as if calling those SiftTalk posts a "Siftquisition" made them anything more than a discussion thread on a website that plays videos. My favorite is when dag claimed he had "something else to enter into the docket" and "Department of HomeSift Security." The fuck? There's about as much credibility in a Siftquisition as there would be if @kulpims claimed he wasn't gobbling @dystopianfuturetoday's dick. Or was that @laura's dick? Either way, they're both effeminate dudes.

So who's with me? Who thinks we ought to kill this embarrassing navel-gazing jerkfest and pretend it never happened. While we're at it, let's finish what we started and *ban these two for trying so hard to be cool and outrageous. Sorry, thinker247 and MrFisk, did mommy not give you two enough of her tit to suck on when you were a baby? You still need approval and acceptance? I hear 4chan is looking for a few more whores for their ranks.

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Does Winnipeg REALLY exist?

EndAll says...

>> ^atara:
>> ^EndAll:
You could actually be on to something, gwiz! It's probably an in-joke among Hollywood producers, many of whom are Masons/Occultists. Winnipeg has a special geodesic significance to them as the center of North America. Check out pictures of the Manitoba Legislative Building, and read this article.

Actually, the center of North America is just east of town. There's a very nice road sign marking the spot. And the Leg is a beautiful building if you ever get a chance to see it.


Ah, yeah.. as close as they could get it. I've seen pictures and it certainly is awe-inspiring and beautiful. I'd like to see it in person, though. It just strikes me as odd that a building of such great magnitude and beauty, and filled with so much symbolism and sacred geometrical design has to be built for legislation in, of all places, Manitoba! Surely there's a deeper significance there.

Does Winnipeg REALLY exist?

atara says...

>> ^EndAll:
You could actually be on to something, gwiz! It's probably an in-joke among Hollywood producers, many of whom are Masons/Occultists. Winnipeg has a special geodesic significance to them as the center of North America. Check out pictures of the Manitoba Legislative Building, and read this article.


Actually, the center of North America is just east of town. There's a very nice road sign marking the spot. And the Leg is a beautiful building if you ever get a chance to see it.

Does Winnipeg REALLY exist?

EndAll says...

You could actually be on to something, gwiz! It's probably an in-joke among Hollywood producers, many of whom are Masons/Occultists. Winnipeg has a special geodesic significance to them as the center of North America. Check out pictures of the Manitoba Legislative Building, and read this article.

Freemason Mystery Building Discovered At Province Capitol

Phonecium says...

Hello??!! Architecture has resonant properties?! Beyond the obvious, Canadian news guys, direct transmission that lasts many lifetimes?! Why is this on the "lie" channel. Because it's a fiction story?? No conspiracy here. Freemasonry and architecture: Doesn't any one have a special "free mason delivered" experience? For instance, I knew a friend of a friend that helped someone masturbate on a field trip to the Washington monument.

Mason Williams - Classical Gas

siftbot says...

Tags for this video have been changed from 'guitar, classic, 60s, pop hit, gas, mason, williams' to 'guitar, classic, 60s, pop hit, classical gas, mason williams' - edited by kronosposeidon

MASONS BUSTED!



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