Man, you guys are jerks. I would have so much fun with her; she is a rare breed... she is a real life Madlib; lets get high and babble baby; lets talk about feminism I know that would be an interesting interstellar topic.

>> ^blankfist:

Let's play MadLibs.
1._________ (adjective)
2._________ (plural noun)
Haha, way to go 1._________ 2._________!


1. Free market
2. Fuckwads

This was a story about the horrors of what happens when you migrate a core state function to a for-profit entity. Amazingly, people with a profit motive running the prisons didn't result in high-quality, effective justice!

>> ^blankfist:

Let's play MadLibs.
1._________ (adjective)
2._________ (plural noun)
Haha, way to go 1._________ 2._________!


1. Fucking
2. Statists

??

What do I win?

Let's play MadLibs.

1._________ (adjective)
2._________ (plural noun)

Haha, way to go 1._________ 2._________!

I'm glad to see you're so unabashedly cocksure of your world views you've taken it upon yourself to point out the "rhetorical dishonesty" of others as measured by your inerrant yardstick of political insight and genius. And when you've humbly failed at this modest task, you've been more than gracious to take it upon yourself to teach those like me of our errors by converting our misguided comments into MadLibs.

Don't give up on us, dear lord, for we know not what we do.

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
I seem to make little headway pointing out blankfist's rhetorical dishonesty, so this time I'm going to turn his own words against him.

Yo as easy as it may seem MC'ing is not a capa-
bility for most to possess, you gotta catch up,
Take the time to create, construct demonstrate
Set wack MC's straight, drinkin' a V8
I'm like a baseball player on track, got on steel cleats
I represent the conscience styles until it hits the streets
My backbone attack wack poems, got mad rap tones
I destroy fake Madlib beats and Crackerjack poems (Ha-Ha)
It's time for lunch already, yes past lunch
I eat MC's like Captain Crunch, I attack and then punch
Rap in such different styles that's unlike yours
Wack MC's, I'll point you out and point out all of your flaws
All of your jaws get broken, styles no jokin'
Battling straight up battling is what I'm provokin'
But I'll die before these wack MC's infect thee
Hip Hop industry to the point I cannot breathe

But if Wildstyle dies before Wild Child wakes
I pray to God to step down and take out all them fake
MC's, pretty please
"Cuz when I'm on the mic I like to speak freely"

Down with the Liks, Jump straight from the bass onto the kicks
Non-freestylin' MC's fall straight down in the pits
My name be Jack, spontaneous freestylist when I catch wreck
Brothers bite me so hard saying my rhymes I ain't even wrote yet
So I take it to the max, take out Fake-Funkin' Jacks
Get to the point as I rock over Madlib bumpin' tracks
"You used to get busy at open mics?" Nah, I still do
I kill crews, lyrically, spiritually, yo I will do
Anything it takes to bring B-boy style back
And the thanks for you to make ya say my rhyme style's phat
But I'll die before these wack MC's infect these
Hip Hop industry to the point I cannot breathe

But if Wildstyle dies before Wild Child wakes
I pray to God to step down and take out all them fake
MC's, pretty please
"Cuz when I'm on the mic I like to speak freely"

Political Madlibs:

No matter how much _____ is _____, the _____ will find new ways to _____ it; that ____ must never be left in the _____ of _____, they don't know what they're doing compared to _____.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'hip hop, mf doom, madlib, comic, mask, cool' to 'hip hop, mf doom, madlib, comic, mask, cool, madvillain' - edited by EndAll

You really know how to verb a noun, Rottenseed. I think I'm in verb.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
ooooh...I'm going to take that noun that you verbed all over my noun and verb it all over my noun while I verb the noun out of it.

In reply to this comment by poolcleaner:
After I take my noun off I'm gonna verb all over your noun.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
>> ^imstellar28:
Whats the difference between a dead cop and a trampoline?
You take off your boots before jumping on a trampoline.


Somebody been playing madlibs?

What's the difference between a dead _profession and a _noun?

You take your _noun off before _verbing on a _noun

>> ^rottenseed:
>> ^KamikazeCricket:
>> ^rottenseed:
>> ^imstellar28:
Whats the difference between a dead cop and a trampoline?
You take off your boots before jumping on a trampoline.

Somebody been playing madlibs?
What's the difference between a dead _profession and a _noun?
You take your _noun off before _verbing on a _noun

What's the difference between a geologist and a car?
you take your hair off before swimming on a shoelace.
Your mockery fails

I think it was brilliant, poetic, and probably pretty fun, no?
I've got another one:
Why don't you go f_{the letter u}ck yourself


Those who call themselves brilliant are typically perceived as the opposite by everyone else. The fact that you got all butt-hurt over my comment shows just how pretentious you really are. Oh, and no, it was not funny, nor poetic, and certainly not brilliant. Go die in a fire.

ooooh...I'm going to take that noun that you verbed all over my noun and verb it all over my noun while I verb the noun out of it.

In reply to this comment by poolcleaner:
After I take my noun off I'm gonna verb all over your noun.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
>> ^imstellar28:
Whats the difference between a dead cop and a trampoline?
You take off your boots before jumping on a trampoline.


Somebody been playing madlibs?

What's the difference between a dead _profession and a _noun?

You take your _noun off before _verbing on a _noun

After I take my noun off I'm gonna verb all over your noun.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
>> ^imstellar28:
Whats the difference between a dead cop and a trampoline?
You take off your boots before jumping on a trampoline.


Somebody been playing madlibs?

What's the difference between a dead _profession and a _noun?

You take your _noun off before _verbing on a _noun

>> ^KamikazeCricket:
>> ^rottenseed:
>> ^imstellar28:
Whats the difference between a dead cop and a trampoline?
You take off your boots before jumping on a trampoline.

Somebody been playing madlibs?
What's the difference between a dead _profession and a _noun?
You take your _noun off before _verbing on a _noun

What's the difference between a geologist and a car?
you take your hair off before swimming on a shoelace.
Your mockery fails

I think it was brilliant, poetic, and probably pretty fun, no?

I've got another one:

Why don't you go f_{the letter u}ck yourself

>> ^rottenseed:
>> ^imstellar28:
Whats the difference between a dead cop and a trampoline?
You take off your boots before jumping on a trampoline.

Somebody been playing madlibs?
What's the difference between a dead _profession and a _noun?
You take your _noun off before _verbing on a _noun


What's the difference between a geologist and a car?
you take your hair off before swimming on a shoelace.

Your mockery fails

>> ^imstellar28:
Whats the difference between a dead cop and a trampoline?
You take off your boots before jumping on a trampoline.


Somebody been playing madlibs?

What's the difference between a dead _profession and a _noun?

You take your _noun off before _verbing on a _noun