Best uncle ever, forealz.>> ^critical_d:

Earlier this summer I took my niece to a local ice cream shop / dairy farm. Aside from the cows and chickens, they had a couple llamas but they may have been alpaca as I am not to familiar with either. Anyways, my niece sees the adorable beasts and we start walking toward the pen were they were kept so we can get a closer look. About 3 feet away from the fence we see a llama stop eating, stand alert, eyes narrowed, and the ears went flat against the head. I stopped in my tracks, took my nieces hand and made a detour to go look at the cows. My niece asks what was wrong and I told her that the llama was getting ready to spit at us. She asked me how I knew this. I told her that I learned this by watching YouTube and seeing people get nailed by the nastiness all because they ignored the warnings. My niece laughed at this and reminded me that I am her favorite uncle but I think the ice cream may have swayed her opinion of me.

Earlier this summer I took my niece to a local ice cream shop / dairy farm. Aside from the cows and chickens, they had a couple llamas but they may have been alpaca as I am not to familiar with either. Anyways, my niece sees the adorable beasts and we start walking toward the pen were they were kept so we can get a closer look. About 3 feet away from the fence we see a llama stop eating, stand alert, eyes narrowed, and the ears went flat against the head. I stopped in my tracks, took my nieces hand and made a detour to go look at the cows. My niece asks what was wrong and I told her that the llama was getting ready to spit at us. She asked me how I knew this. I told her that I learned this by watching YouTube and seeing people get nailed by the nastiness all because they ignored the warnings. My niece laughed at this and reminded me that I am her favorite uncle but I think the ice cream may have swayed her opinion of me.

You'll be hard pressed to find a guy more supportive of gun-rights than myself. However, Jeremy is an idiot. Walking around with a weapon openly displayed on a public easement is just poor gun ownership. Yes, you have the right to do it. However, with that right comes the responsibility to be a wise, cautious, courteous citizen. Openly carrying around a gun is not wise, cautious, or courteous.

When in a public area, keep the weapon concealed for both your own safety and the safety of others. There are plenty of holsters that can carry a weapon in a concealed manner. Use them. My favorite is the classic boot holster. I like Tony Llamas, and cowboy boots are plenty roomy to hold a small firearm. Takes all of 1 second to draw, and when it is in the holster it is completely undetectable. I'm armed, and I'm not freaking people out by publicly brandishing a weapon. Duh.

Nowadays with the advent of Ipads and other tablet computers, the "murse" is making a dreadful comeback. Women can keep a gun in a purse easily. Men - if you don't like cowboy boots then get a murse and keep the gun in there. It's just common sense guys.

I like how the horse enters the view at 1:58 and briefly looks into the camera like he was saying, "Are you catching this, I mean WTF, WTF, did you see that Llama sleeper hold, hillarrrious!"

why is it that this only reminds me of:

"Winamp! It really kicks the llama's ass!"

welcome back, Llama! *promote

I bet the Llama wins. Also, your name is Llama...were you one of them? And if so, were you the winner?

Thanks for you votes, Llama. In commemoration of your bronze, here's a video with a llama.

Sucks when your dogs kill your only pure-white llama for which you cared deeply, but didn't know its gender.

Eek! Someone bronzed a Llama!

Why did MJ buy a llama and not a goat?

Because there were no kids available.

Self promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Monday, July 4th, 2011 11:39am PDT - promote requested by original submitter Llama.

*dead no more llama love

>> ^hpqp:

Can someone explain the llamas?


They're a South American camelid.

Can someone explain the llamas?