*pushes lawn-mower into tall grass*
*lawn-mower conks out*
FUCK
*restarts lawn-mower*
*pushes lawn-mower into tall grass*
*lawn-mower conks out*
FUCK
*restarts lawn-mower*
*pushes lawn-mower into tall grass*
*lawn-mower conks out*
FUCK
*restarts lawn-mower*

I think this is the definition of insanity.

That, or he's such a passive-aggressive dick, that instead of telling his ex-wife/mother/mother-in-law/girlfriend that he doesn't want to mow her fucking lawn, he's doing it, but making a fantastic DEAL out of it. I'm surprised he doesn't just mow over a giant piece of cement to break the blade, and then complain about THAT.>> ^blankfist:

This isn't a young dude. Why the hell hasn't he learned to lower the front of the lawnmower slowly on tall grass by now?

>> ^MrFisk:

It's not his lawnmower that has him upset, it's his ex-wife.


Yeah, she's the one that usually cuts the grass.

This isn't a young dude. Why the hell hasn't he learned to lower the front of the lawnmower slowly on tall grass by now?

>> ^TheSluiceGate:

Would love to see what happened just after the video ended.


No shit--he looks up and sees a camera!

It's not his lawnmower that has him upset, it's his ex-wife.

Cool. My grandparents just turned into the Lawnmower Man.

>> ^shagen454:

Yeah, yeah (I love Futurama BTW and the only way they are able to make references to what they do is because they are well aware)
But I'd rather support "penniless hippies" than corporate, lifeless twats that ruin local American economies just so they can by a John Deer lawnmower so they can waste shitloads of good water & money on their silly little golf lawns and feel "accomplished".
I really wish "Support Local Business" wasn't synonymous with "hippy" culture. It should be in everyone's interest. But, I guess the other-side of America is apathy, complacency and self-destruction - the whole "I don't care" "fuck it" mentality.
>> ^Sarzy:
>> ^shagen454:



The issue isn't "greedy corporations" you realize all corporations were once the local business in town that grew because they provided something better/cheaper. I will agree that giant mega corporations aren't all that great...but you need to understand they wouldn't exist without government subsidization (look at america's corn industry...hence the obesity levels..everything has corn syrup in it because the industry is SO heavily subsidized.)

my point is, if you're unhappy, don't complain about walmart, complain about the shit government that fucks up free markets, allowing and encouraging monopolies and oligopolies. not a single case of a monopoly within a free market exist in the history of any country.*


ps. I bet you shop at walmart.

Yeah, yeah (I love Futurama BTW and the only way they are able to make references to what they do is because they are well aware)

But I'd rather support "penniless hippies" than corporate, lifeless twats that ruin local American economies just so they can by a John Deer lawnmower so they can waste shitloads of good water & money on their silly little golf lawns and feel "accomplished".

I really wish "Support Local Business" wasn't synonymous with "hippy" culture. It should be in everyone's interest. But, I guess the other-side of America is apathy, complacency and self-destruction - the whole "I don't care" "fuck it" mentality.

>> ^Sarzy:

>> ^shagen454:

>> ^gwiz665:

Unless it happened to land in a lawnmower, then nah, that squirrel is fine, if quite a bit shaken.
>> ^DerHasisttot:
Haha! That squirrel died...



Maybe it did land in an upside down silent/stealth lawnmower!

Mmmhh... squirrelmousse...

Unless it happened to land in a lawnmower, then nah, that squirrel is fine, if quite a bit shaken.
>> ^DerHasisttot:

Haha! That squirrel died...

*dupeof=http://videosift.com/video/Flying-Lawnmower

This video has been nominated as a duplicate of this video by chicchorea. If this nomination is seconded with *isdupe, the video will be killed and its votes transferred to the original.

it's a lawnmower!

I don't miss being married, young, poor, and white trash very much, but I am sort of sad my kids were too young to remember christmas with their dads side of the family. They will never know the awesomeness of piling in the broken trucks and driving 30 minutes through the woods to uncle zac's house.... to the eat a christmas pig he shot and cooked inside of a trash can. theyll never watch their gramma take bong hits and then get sent into town to get pick her up some panty liners and virginia slims. great uncle 8-finger-james will never teach them how to widdle an assualt rifle out of the christmas tree. and theyll never get to watch 3 pregnant aunts ride a broken refrigerator down a hill or learn how to make a bomb out of old lawnmower batteries and blow up the aforementioned refrigerator. burning plastic xmas bonfire motherfuckers!!!

this is just different music, but otherwise dupe of
http://videosift.com/video/Flying-Lawnmower