Well, that's a different answer to a different question. I think you really want to do the math but there are no county fairs where you live. Amirite?

Measure the diameter of the cup circle and times it by 60. Of course you would probably have to go to a county fair to find that kind of cup anymore.

Posting here with my own drunk piggy.

Milk drunk, but still. Passed out onto its little baby piggy face.

Jefferson County Fair. I can't remember which year.

Yeah it's funny and all. Sort of.

I just watched the original. The kid is actually delighted at getting a giant "monster truck" poster. You know, the kind of oversized car crusher with huge wheels that they show off at county fair tractor pulls.

I have kids this age. And looking at this kid - buzz cut, track pants, burly dad with a Steelers jersey - I can't help but cringe when I think what his Monday morning will be like at his likely rural U.S. public middle school. If I had to make an educated guess, he's going to get bullied. For weeks.

So down vote for me. De-viral this one. And it's not that funny anyway.

So according to the 'analysis', Hitler, Thatcher, Friedman and Ghandi are all libertarians of one stripe or another. This test seems an awful lot like the test they give at the Libertarian booth at the county fair.

Quality videos on a quality site, sir!

Come one, come all! Step right up and watch the Mexican midget sing the Thai version of My Humps while farting on a feline! Only here at the Applewood State County Fair can you find such marvelous attractions for all the kids to enjoy! Every girl and boy can revel in the glorious and uproarious high jinks of today's latest and greatest creative creatures! Everybody take a step forward and then take a step back through time to witness the witless misfits wreaking havoc on mind, body and soul! So let's take a trip down memory lane and drive past a concrete wall with a human foot wedged inside, a cornucopia of non-pornographic yet graphic videos of monkeys proving that Evolution is In Action and a racist Jew with a fascist solution to ending immigration across our great nation!

Come one, come all, to the greatest show on Earth! Only here at the Applewood State County Fair in Siftylvania!

>> ^kronosposeidon:
Mah-how mah-how mah-how the hell did we get here?

This brush is very similar to the brush that I use, and I think it's the best one out there. It may seem pricey, but it is totally worth it. It won't fall apart, and it's a great design and really gets the most fur out in the shortest time. I've only had mine for a little less than a year (got it at a County Fair last summer for only 25 bucks), and I've seen these brushes go for 50-70 dollars in pet supply stores. Before that, I would use a flea comb and a slicker brush which worked decently, but after getting this brush, I never went back.


In reply to this comment by therealblankman:
Thanks for that... I've tried the mitts and a "Zoom Groom"- she hates 'em. I've got a couple different brushes too- do you have a specific reccomendation for brushes to try?

In reply to this comment by Issykitty:
Fur real? (Sorry.)

Is your cat an adult, or is she still young? I'm guessing she isn't accustomed to being brushed regularly. Even though my Issy is short-haired, she is VERY used to being brushed. In fact, she quite enjoys it! She likes follow me into the bathroom and jump up on the (closed) carpeted toilet and is basically telling me that she is ready for a brushing. I've brushed her since she was a itty bitty kitty, and it's supposed to be a great activity to help you bond with your cat. All I can say is, make sure you have a really good brush/ de-shedder. I have one that looks like a metal rake, and it gets a LOT of loose hairs out very efficiently. Try getting a firm hold of her scruff so that you may avoid getting bitten or scratched, and only brush her in very very short sessions. Maybe you can slowly get her accustomed to it, and maybe she will even learn to like it. Hope that this is of some help, and good luck!

edit: I just thought of something else. There are also grooming mitts available in some pet supply stores, and these might make it easier to get her accustomed to grooming before moving on to the brushings.


In reply to this comment by therealblankman:
I need some help. My Kittie needs a brushin' too- it being spring and all, but she'll only (barely) tolerate it for about 30 seconds before drawin' blood. Any advice to offer?

In reply to this comment by Issykitty:
That poor kitty needs a bathin' and a brushin', ya LAZY CAT-CARETAKER!
Kitty don't like the rovin' camera, ya beotch!

The highly emotive conducting makes this even more fun to listen to. He could kick my former orchestra conductors ass in a conducting competition at the county fair...in Colorado.

There's a guy at the Orange County Fair grounds every weekend doint this stuff by the name of Greg Z... I voted for the video, but not because I'm impressed with the ability.