What's the old saying? "Consider the source".

Those boo-bums think Obama is Sinter Klaus, here to fill their gas tanks and pay their rent for free.

They're ignorant of history so the next four years will all seem new to them.

No need to apologize. I was surprised when I couldn't find it on the sift- thanks for catching!

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Sorry.

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Sorry.

>> ^fissionchips:
dupe, sorry
http://www.videosift.com/video/Hilarious-Morbid-German-Training-Video-Keep-Watching


Dupe? How's that?

As I missed last weeks competition, I now throw myself boldly into the ring:

http://horrorshow.videosift.com/video/Forklift-driver-Klaus-First
-day-at-work

Poor Klaus!

That's Klaus Nomi in the background isn't it? :-S

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

Klaus really has the Captain Caveman thing going. I Think his accent improved in later years.

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and Klaus was soooo goofy and strange lookin'...

QM is right once again. My downvote button must not be working, because I somehow upvoted another liberal propaganda video. Something is rotten in the state of Denmark. I blame the liberal media, the liberals in Congress, the liberals who run this site, the liberal scientists, the Mexicans, Mooslims, atheists, Jehovah's Witnesses, Freemasons, French, and Santa Claus. Yeah, that's right: SANTA CLAUS. Think about it:

He gives toys to ALL the good girls and boys, for FREE, regardless of how much they contribute to the economy. Sounds like he's redistributing the wealth to me. Call it what you want, but I call it Marxism. Now you know why Santa wears red.

Well we're on to you, pinko! Your days of violating free market principles are numbered, you jolly fat fuck. Merry Christmas, Komrade Klaus!

Klaus Nomi had testicles and used them for evil.....

I hate to say it, Santa.
But you're acting like a dick
You should give presents to everyone that's good
and not just to your personal clique.

If you bring me a toy to open Christmas morning
I'll let you be my boyfriend all bearded fat and horny.
Oh yeah. Oh Yeah.

What does Jesus have to do with you?
You got as much to do with Jesus as you do with Scooby-Doo.
What do you have to do with Jesus?
You have as much to do with him as you do your mother's penis.
Oh yeah.

So I don't think he's the son of God.
I think he was still a nice boy.
If you ask yourself what would Jesus do
He'd say give the Jew girl toys.
Give the jew girl toys.
Give the jew girl toys.

Don't be a douche.
What would Jesus do?
He'd say give the jew girl toys.

Claus? Claus?
Is that German?
Santa Klaus. SANTA KLAUS!

You made a list and I checked it twice
And there is nobody named Silverman or Moskowitz or Weiss.
You have a list. Well Schindler did too.
Liam Neeson played him.
Tim Allen played you.

Give the jew girl to-o-o-o-oys.
Don't be a douche.
What would Jesus do?
He'd say give the jew girl toys.
Give the jew girl toys.

I gotta say BicycleRepairMan, I think you grossly underestimate the information flow and knowledge of both the ancient and the medieval world. A discovery like Aristotles evidence of a spherical earth (which was a lot more then just 'guessing' at its shape) would likely have been all over the hellenistic world within a few years.

And nothin I have ever read on the topic has said that the concept of a flat earth was ever wide spread during the 'dark' ages. In fact Klaus Anselm Vogel stated in his disseration from 1995 that "since the eighth century, no cosmographer worthy of note has called into question the sphericity of the Earth." (in german at http://webdoc.sub.gwdg.de/diss/2000/vogel/index.htm#inhalt).

I dont know much about Islamic history and I've never read the Qu'ran so wouldnt really feel comfortable commenting on that part though.