I do this with their "Sausage McMuffin w/ Egg". Grab some english muffins, snag an uncut roll of Jimmy Dean sausage, eggs, cheese optional (I'm not a cheese person), and cook 'em right up. Makes for a good lunch sandwich too.

I made a chess set out of Velveeta, Ritz crackers, and Jimmy Dean sausage.
It was delicious.

holy extraovercomplicatedness batman!

1 egg
1 cup self raising flour
1 cup milk - (just add a little more if you want them thinner)
turn em when they bubble, butter em as you stack em, sweeten em as you eat em.
my 6 year makes them for us on the weekend.

as reggie watts says "why shit so crazy?"

i hope i'm not disrespecting americans knowledge of all things pancake. after all they did come up with the microwaveable jimmy dean pancake and sausage on a stick. sausage wrapped in pancake. microwaveable. with choc chips. on a stick. and microwaveable.

>> ^shponglefan:

My tried-and-tested pancake recipe:
2 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 cup rolled oats
3 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1-2 tablespoons brown sugar (depending on desired sweetness)
1 tablespoon of maple syrup
1 3/4 cups milk (I use Vanilla-flavored soy milk)
1 egg
2 tablespoons light olive oil
1 tsp each of nutmeg and cinnamon
Mix dry and wet ingredients seperately, then whisk together until lump-free, let stand until thickened, and then cook on medium heat. After about 30 seconds in the pan I add some sort of fruit combination into the pancake including blueberry, raspberry, pineapple, strawberry, apple, etc. I then cover the fruit with some more batter. Blueberry & pineapple is an especially delicious combo. Cook until golden on each side, then top with maple syrup or whipped cream (or both).

>> ^Barseps:
This is Jimmy Dean, not Johnny Cash.


Wow, mistakes you make when you are so tired you wipe your mouth instead of your ass....thanks Barseps.

This is Jimmy Dean, not Johnny Cash.

>> ^AdrianBlack:

Once...a Jimmy Dean sausage roll got 'lost' in my trunk in the middle of winter, it looked just like that when I found it in July.


*googled Jimmy Dean sausage roll* + *imagination* = *Not feeling well* ;-)

Once...a Jimmy Dean sausage roll got 'lost' in my trunk in the middle of winter, it looked just like that when I found it in July.

Oh man! Here's some fun facts:

For every 2oz of Jimmy Dean Premium Pork Sausage there are:

Calories: 220
Calories from Fat: 190
Total Fat: 21g (32%)
Saturated Fat: 7g (35%)
Cholesterol: 40mg (13%)
Sodium: 280mg (12%)

Now according to his math to feed 5 people you need 16oz of meat. That means that each person needs at least 3.2oz of meat to be satisfied. Lets not forget to mention the other Southern things your supposed to eat with it (fried eggs, and T-Bone steaks).

That means that each of these people are eating 352 calories, 64mg of Cholesterol, and 33.6g of fat. Holy Shit. HOLY SHIT.

I guess eating that much fat from ground up animal parts would make you irritable. Maybe if they ate the smaller package they would be happier people.

Oh and another fun fact... Jimmy Dean still makes the 16oz, hell they even make a 48oz roll... but it's probably best if this guy doesn't know.

Nutritional info from:
http://www.thedailyplate.com/nutrition-calories/food/jimmy-dean/premium-pork-sausage-regular

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I found it funny, as hot-pockets are a funny product. Kind of like Jimmy Dean pancake and sausage on a stick.