(LYRICS)

(Chorus opening)

There I was havin’ a good hard shit for myself
After the parsnips,peas,cauliflower the lump o leek and de brussels sprout
All inside in me,dyin’ ta get out it was and shur what could i do i had to go
And i’m readin de oul sunday paper,as you do you never know what you might see like and I turn the page and theres this big fuckoff ad for Eminem live in the point depot, and who comes in de door only my little brother Matthew(matcho)
Runs in the the door sees the ad runs downstairs to mammy “Eh mammy mammy Eminems comin to de point depot,mammy mammy Eminem live at the point depot can i go mammy can i please please mammy can i go?” Bastard!
Mammy tells me to go an get tickets I go and get tickets, I’m standin’ outside HMV for 17 an a half fuckin’ hours,with nothin but a flask of turnip soup I had last sundaay and a fuckin’ sleepin bag...Frozen to my balls I was and muppets all round me screamin’ an roarin’ an shoutin’ ‘cleanin out dere closet,cleanin out dere closet’ langers on a half a bottle of fuckin’ smirnoff ice, but shur what can you do wit em?, dere muppets de whole lot of em’
Nonetheless dey move,I move, we all move, I finally get up to de counter
“Eh 2 tickets for Eminem” “Thats 50 euro per ticket and 4.50 bookin’ fee”
“Whats the bookin' fee for?? I booked nothin standin here for 17 1/2 fuckin hours, no credit card, no nothin. Fuckin MCD robbin bastards,robbin’ bastards de whole lot of em but I’ll tell you 1 thing, ye met yer match lads Ha Ha!

(Chorus)

Bus Eireann,deres another shower o right muppets altogether 20 euro a piece for myself an matthew....8 1/2 hours and I standin the whole fuckin way from Limerick to Dublin! When does it ever take 8 1/2 hours to go from Limerick to Dub..I’d fuckin’ swim to New York quicker! And It a broken down heap o shit an all it was and blated punctures and bumps,every bump was like a fuckin crater of a moon it was,
Nonetheless we finally get there had to queue outside de point depot for another 2 1/2 hours, half way through the queue some muppet feels my balls “Have you got a camera?” he says....Have I got a camera,I can’t stand the sight of the peroxide fuckers head an he’s askin me have I a camera?! I can’t take a shit,make a hang sangwich an de fuckers lookin’ back at me. I’m only up here for matcho you know!!
Jesus I get in I hadda queue for a burger ('cos Matthew wanted a burger) I hadda queue for a pint,I hadda queue for a piss! Everything,you can’t even make a phone call and some muppets on the line “Eh your call is important to us,please stay on the li….Fuck you ya bastard! Fuckin Eircom robbin bastards! Robbin bastards de whole lot of em,robbin de country blind, fuckin’ government don’t have a clue whats goin’ on in this country!
Nonetheless we’re pushin an we’re squeezin an shovin tryin to make it up to de front for Matcho (Hes only small hes only up to my arse,hes only six, like)...and of course I’m fartin de whole way up coz I couldn’t go to the toilet coz I couldn’t get inta de queue!! And his mouth was open an all and he’s dere “Ah Stan are we near the front yit Stan, Eh stan Are we near the front I can’t breathe stan eh... “We’re nearly dere now hold onto yourself boy!
We finally get there Hes all excited hes on my shoulders,I’m all excited coz hes all excited We came all dis way for you,just for you…..and you send out some black fella…..a big fat black fella an the back of his trousers down his arse. And him roarin into the microphone ‘Whos ur nigger,whos ur nigger ur niggers in da house, Jenny's on the block..” Well I’ll tell u one thing Jenny Suck my fuckin’ cock!!! We didn’t come all this way to see u or no one like u! Jez who are you? Nobody gives a shit about or no one else! We came here to see 1 man 1 man only, do me a favor will u?
GET OFF DA FUCKIN STAGE!!!!!!!

(Chorus)

Out you finally saunter with your vest wrapped round you good an tight,an oul hangy baggy pants on you and nonetheless an oul pair o nike runners on you
an you screamin into the microphone! how u were fucked in the arse when you were 5, Thats not my fuckin problem you know! We’ve all got issues we’ve all got problems,I’ve a wife that hates me,Ive a child that I love but shur what can we do about em? We don’t go rantin an ravin to the public about how fuckin brilliant we are, how our lives are all fucked up an I want to put my wife in a bodybag an drive her over the edge of a cliff. Well I’ll put you in my bodybag ya bastard! I’ll drive you over the edge of a bridge or a cliff or a mountain or somethin! Don’t go rantin an ravin with ur la de da de da bout your hoosit an wtsit in the world!! I have issues here in the world and I’ll tell u 1 ting!If I’m goin down I’m takin’ you with me coz ur nothin but an ape! And I’ll tell u somethin else,I’ll rip ur liver out thru yer arse! BASTARD!!!!

(Epilogue)

"Dear stan, you sad, sad little man....why do you think I should give a shit about you or your little brother Matthew, it's fuckin' apes like you that are making me a fortune, I'm worth a FORTUNE....I release an album, you buy the album, I release a single & you buy every single song off it, I mean why do you buy it twice...why why?? You queue for hours you buy tickets, I can't even get a passport leave my own country & the likes of you are still out there buying all my shit that I pump out...so what if I'm moanin' and groanin'?....I'm worth a fortune, I couldn't care less about you, anyone, no-one...I LOVE it...I'm worth so much money, it's SICK...I'm sick to my teeth with money...I'm loaded, I am loaded....I'm fuckin' LOOOOOOOAAAAAADDDEDDDDD!!!!"

(Chorus)

>> ^marbles:

>> ^spoco2:
I'm voting this down, as I thought it was some new revelation that had gone against what the studies and investigations had ACTUALLY found out, but it's not, this is from 2008. This has been shown to be false, in that the age at which kids generally start showing Autism is the same age at which they get vaccines.
It is NOT a cause and effect, it is not causation, they just happen around the same time.
This digging up things from the past that have been shown to be false and passing it around as if it's something new is what conspiracy theorists do.
The people who think that vaccines do more harm than good are gravely mistaken and misguided I'm afraid.
Anyone who's child appears to suddenly change from 'normal' to autistic is naturally going to want a scapegoat, but I'm afraid vaccines are not it, they just aren't.
Have a watch of this very good video on all of this 'outrage' about vaccines.

No-one claimed it was causation. The only one talking in absolutes is jackasses like yourself.
So thousands of parents are looking for a "scapegoat" and blaming vaccines for their child's autism? And I'm the conspiracy theorist?


Um, yes you did, you're title is CDC's Julie Gerberding Admits Vaccines can Trigger Autisim, that's suggesting causation, sir ass of jack.

And whaaaa? I don't even know what the hell the second part of your answer is saying.

There are kids with autism, seemingly more than there used to be, there are a number of different thoughts as to why this is (not least being it's better at being diagnosed now than it used to be). I'm all for people wanting to find the causes of it, but leaping at something that just happens to happen at around the same age as they start showing signs is not good science, it doesn't help anyone, and is doing huge amounts of harm by making people stop being vaccinated.

Children have DIED because parents have not got them vaccinated because of this fear that idiots like Jenny McCarthy have stirred up. I have family and friends who have thought that there actually a link between the two when THERE IS NOT.

@Ornthoron: Obviously you're just a shill for big pharma. How can you possibly believe that thousands of doctors and decades of proven medical science are smarter than Jenny McCarthy and some lady in Australia with no medical training. I mean, obviously all you need is one nursing coarse a long time ago and you can be way more informed than scientific consensus.

In the future (for some even the present), grown children will be embarrassed by their baby vids, not pics.

"Oh, so you're Jenny! We've heard so much about you! Come here, look at this video of Dave when he was three months old!"

>> ^gwiz665:

I find it interesting that pro-choice is bad here and good in abortions. Seems like an inversion of morals.


Having an abortion affects JUST the mother (and father, friends, emotionally etc.), not getting vaccinated affects the population as a whole. So it's the whole 'do whatever ever you like to yourself as long as you're not hurting others' argument. Not getting vaccinated IS hurting others.

Oh, and Jenny McCarthy is a fool.

A fool who I've seen directly influence members of my extended family who questioned whether they should get the MMR shot for their kid because they were scared it would make them Autistic.

And don't get me started on fricken homoeopathic 'vaccines'... ARGH!

The Jenny McCarthyization of the American public is disturbing. Science = skepticism. To be skeptical of skepticism is to be willfully ignorant.

Pfft, what do scientists know that Jenny McCarthy doesn't eh?

The only thing I will add to this vitriolic stew is following:

It is hard to roast a late 30-something douchebag who clearly lives alone in his parents basement. I have come to know MrFist from a previous internet forum, except there his name was MrFiskers.

I am not sure why he came to El Sift, originally. My guess is he bonded with a fellow cat lover over a video they mutually masterbated over.

Look, we are talking about a guy who trips on acid alone in his parents basement. Imagine a room where even the carpet is painted black and a dozen or so cats roam free under the intense glow of black lights. Here in this cavern, lives our sad little MFist. In place that no woman has gone since Jenny Mazbaker wondered down there looking for a bathroom when his older brother John threw a Culture Club party in 86. We all would be ignorant of his parents shame, save for the fact that John's wife Stacy called animal planet.

MrFist deserves our pitty, out acceptance, like a sheep that has strayed to far from reality and has been sucked into the chasm of WoW.

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Oh, crap. We are roasting MrFisK not MrFisT. Wow. My bad dude. You are cool. Punisher Rocks! I was thinking we were roasting @blankfist again. Mia culpa.

The data has been in for long time towards the benefits of vaccines on society. Having Jenny McCarthy on a news network is a failure to be a news network. Fine she's a celebrity,........But this is a trash interview. Her ignorance is dangerous.

Hey, Sifters? I have a problem with you.

As most of you probably know by now, I'm a staunch anti-theist, and yet:

- Religion is not the root of all evil.
- Nothing is and nothing could ever be the "root of all evil". (Dawkins' words (paraphrased), not mine)
- To say that religion is the root of all evil is impossibly immature, it alienates the moderates and does not help the causes of rationality and science in the slightest, and Sifters ought to know by now that it's mostly extremists that see the world in black and white.
- Jesse Ventura is a paranoid conspiracy nut that just happens to have been influenced by someone to add religion to one of the batshit-insane ideas he subscribes to (Alex Jones, I'm looking at you).

Here's a couple of things Mr.Ventura believes in, via reddit:

* He thinks the Bilderberg Group controls the world and is looking to thin out the population through disease and vaccines. Also, they're going to KILL HIM, apparently.
* He thinks there's a weapon in Alaska that can change the weather, shoot down satellites or trigger global mind control.
* He thinks we're all gonna die in 2012 (except for the elite few who get to hide in bunkers).
* He thinks Big Brother is real.
* He thinks 9/11 was an inside job.

So please, don't upvote Jesse Ventura just because he happens to identify as an atheist, because his reasoning is inherently flawed. His view of the world is more similar to that of Jenny McCarthy rather than, say, Christopher Hitchens. You do upvote QualiaSoup's amazing videos because of his rational explanations of how one arrives at his beliefs (or lack thereof), don't you? So please, don't tolerate Ventura's 9/11 theories, just because he "bashes religion" - next time you see a clip of him venting, evaluate his line of thought and THEN cast a vote accordingly.

To be fair, this episode of P&T Bullshit! does have a doctor on it who, wrongly, argues against vaccinations. Turns out, that he's the same doctor Jenny McCarthy uses.

Just as we all know there are good police officers and shit police officers, the same applies for doctors( of medicine). That's life.

>> ^GeeSussFreeK:

http://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/vac-gen/side-effects.htm
when was the last Polio victim?



Actually 413 in April this year, 19 dead, in Tajikistan. Thanks to vaccinations, the entire thing was over by June. Science: 1* , Jenny/antivaxx: NOT A FUCKIN THING.
Story:
http://vaccinecentral.wordpress.com/2010/08/02/tajikistan-polio-outbreak-halted-via-vaccines/
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2010/08/04/antivaxxers-take-note-vaccines-stop-polio-outbreak-in-tajikistan/
*actually roughly 500 each month and rising, but whos counting, we all just depend on it, after all.

Someone needs to tell Jim Carey and Jenny McCarthy.

>> ^Zonbie:

A chicken that tastes of fish....
Strange indeed!


Her name is Jenny, and it's nothing to be ashamed of.

Unfortunately he also , like his shit-for-brains girlfriend, emanates measles and death.