"Jaguar - that's how it's spelt".

Spelt? Spelt is a fish. Jaguar isn't.

http://videosift.com/video/Ryan-Reynolds-Im-a-Horrible-Driver-but-hes-very-funny

Jaguar pronunciation discussed in this vid. If you are interested @Ryjkyj

That hurts.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: I love the Gallardo. It's one of the most beautiful cars I've ever seen. And it's a crappy Lambo that's been redesigned by German engineers, so like they put it on Top Gear: "It's like a Lamborghini, but the air-conditioning works."

However, I love the fact that it's properly pronounced: "gay-ardo." I just picture all these macho dicks, driving around in their yellow sports car, showing off, yet trying desperately to ignore the fact that when they were at the dealership, everyone kept saying how great they would look, "In your new 'Gay-ardo!' That 'Gay-ardo' looks great on you! It's like the 'Gay-ardo' was made for you!"

In fact, I'd bet that at dealerships here in America, they're probably forbidden from using the proper pronunciation. Can't you just picture it? "I know guys, but if we pronounce it that way, we're never going to attract the macho-dickhead customers that keep us in business..."

Some guys will argue to the death about the proper pronunciation of "Jaguar", but there seems to be an unspoken agreement among most Lambo fans that a Gallardo is a "Gall-ardo".

I would've given anything if they drove by the accident in the video and said: "Man, that's a shame, it's such a beautiful 'Gay-ardo'." Of course, for all I know, the guy is comfortable in his sexuality, but I doubt it.

Horny looks horny.
Lionsak and her "mom" look like sacks.
The tiger sack named "Nutsack?" All on you dad. Your fault.
"Dammit" and "Baby Jaguar??" Ok. She got Nutsack from you, DAD!?!
Nice try with the Madelaine reference, crack-daddy. You have at this point, successfully incorporated any and all drug or sex references into your daughter's repertoire, via her stories and plush toys.

Let's see if there's any rock, and or, roll.

Dick and Prick, Torkington and Hinkle (treat her to some more W.C. Fields flicks), you now are an otherwise charming and ineffectual father with potty mouth who beems at how cute his daughter (stripper-in-training) is while able able to woo the crowd (personal circle) creating a diversion for pop to indulge in his own debauch.

Finally, and no thanks required for the free therapy sesh, mashing the poor family pet afforded a name unsuited for an abused slave class or another of similar stature-
Shall we as a group of fruit flies hovering on a wall of banana venture to guess what a family gathering would be like??

>> ^Enzoblue:

Is it true that puma's, cougars, mountain lions and jaguars are all names for the same animal? Heard that somewhere.


Puma = Cougar = Mountain Lion

Panther is used regionally in the US but can also refer to leopards and jaguars.

I'm not aware of anyone using jaguar as a name for mountain lions, but it's possible.

Is it true that puma's, cougars, mountain lions and jaguars are all names for the same animal? Heard that somewhere.

>> ^dag:

I almost think this could be a subtle viral for Jaguar.


Yeah, I was immediately going to say 'viral'.

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

I almost think this could be a subtle viral for Jaguar.

If they were going to describe a car based on racial stereotypes, wouldn't a Mexican car be able to drive across rivers, jump 30ft. fences and work farm land?

To be fair, Mexicans practically build all the cars now anyway, why not build one of your own. Here's a list of car manufacturers who have cars that are currently built in Mexico: Acura, Audi, Bentley, BMW, Cadillac, Chevrolet, Chrysler, Dodge, FAW, Ferrari, Fiat, Ford, GMC, Honda, Hummer, Isuzu, Jaguar, Jeep, Lamborghini, Land Rover, Lincoln, Maserati, Mastretta, Mazda, Mercedes-Benz, Mercury, MINI, Mitsubishi, Nissan, Peugeot, Pontiac, Porsche, Radical, Renault, Saab, SEAT, Smart, Subaru, Suzuki, Toyota, Volkswagen and Volvo. [Wikipedia]

I honestly just feel like I wanna be a jaguar laying in wait, with a twich of my senses, rip apart the next living thing that comes across my path.

When I hear this song.

fukin
rip
you
apart

Could it be?? Arvana, Le Jaguar?

>> ^Psychologic:
> ^sepatown:
flat right-rear?
If true then that could have added to it. The road was also wet enough that the tires were throwing mist into the air as the car passed the camera.
Looks like their rear end drifted slightly and the driver over-corrected.


I think what you are seeing is smoke from a tire that has been flat long enough to get smoking hot. And yes, they probably over-corrected.

Your video, Going round a corner too fast is bad for your Jaguar., has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

Maybe we need an NSPT tag? (No Seguro Para Trabajo)>> ^Unsung_Hero:
Haha, It should probably be labeled NSFW for what the woman says at the end of the clip... If the same rules apply to people cursing in Spanish.

> ^sepatown:
flat right-rear?

If true then that could have added to it. The road was also wet enough that the tires were throwing mist into the air as the car passed the camera.

Looks like their rear end drifted slightly and the driver over-corrected.