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Join the Jaeger Uprising
I was disappointed because I thought it was going to be about Jagermeister
World's Best Bartender
Moves like Jagermeister?
Obama Has a Reptilian Implanted in the Back of his Head
I have the same implant as Obama. In fact I saw him coming out of his procedure as I was going into mine. My alien implant's name is Dargrolla the horrible. I have grown totally accustomed to my alien implant. I attribute my easy adjustment to Jagermeister on my Capn' Crunch and having been a vampire for about 13.5 years.
2009 Presidential Inauguration Liveblog (Politics Talk Post)
ah, fuck it. all this... it means nothing to me. words he spoke out, I've heard it all before, from the mouths of fallen heroes in a country that is no more. economic and social decline, hyperinflation, elitism, corruption, nationalism, patriotism, war, ...empty rhetoric; dictionaries exhausted of words to describe the depths of emotions that ran through them... all bullshit, as it turned out. lesson I got from it all was: you can always trust a politician to be exactly that. to have expectations beyond this simple fact, is just fucking with your own head. i don't feel elated by this show of last throes of The American Dream™. the most accurate short description of what I felt watching this is a kind of sorrow for what has happened to the american ideals, to the image the whole world (me included) was masturbating to for the past decades. i love you all, my american friends, but you're mostly blind to what is happening right now. i recommend a quick beer+jagermeister therapy at your favourite watering hole - nothing makes you see reality in higher definition than a bad hangover
Repeal Day - 75 Years!!! (Woohoo Talk Post)
Stay away from that Jagermeister. *sticky stuff.
Ever mix strawberry soda with whiskey? (Drugs Talk Post)
Sorry I'm late to post here, but I just woke from my week-long hangover.
But seriously, I understand the plight of wrongly mixed drinks. I once mixed Four-dollar-fifth of gin with Diet 7-Up. I thought I was going to hurl BEFORE I was drunk. Which is a crime in Kuwait, I think.
A short list of great drinks that have made me do terrible things to bar stools:
AMF (Adios, Motherfucker)
Long Island Iced Tea (tip the bartender for that extra special Kelsey Grammer amount)
Cherry Bomb ("Bomb" is right. I think I invaded a sovereign nation while drunk on 13 of those fuckers.)
Rattlesnake (something involving Kahlua, Creme de Cacao and taking off my pants at a house party.)
However, the worst combination I have ever tried:
A six-pack of Bud Light chased with an entire pint of Jagermeister and a few swigs of Goldschlager. You don't even want to know the medium Jackson Pollock used in THAT bathroom!
Now it's time to get drunk on PBR and watch midget porn.
Unstable Feline
I have the same disorder...it must be an allergic reaction to jagermeister.
Dave Attell - Jagermeister commercials
No commercials?
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Dave Attell - Jagermeister commercials
Tags for this video have been changed from 'jagermeister, stripper, wheres daddy, jager, pumpkin' to 'jagermeister, stripper, wheres daddy, jager, pumpkin, dave attell' - edited by Grimm