Wow... he had a dream.

And we all know that every dream is 100% real!

Especially that one I had as a kid where a giant witch popped out of a giant jack-in-the-box and chased my family in our car. Totally 100% real.

Just because you agree, or you want it to be true doesn't mean it is. This is the exact problem so many on the right, like @bobknight33 have. If the info aligns with their perception of reality it must be accurate, no matter how bad or unreliable the source, and no matter what other evidence contradicts it.

Not surprised they're actual cut potatoes at all. Now if you told me Burger King or Jack in the Box's fries were real I'd slap you across the face and call you a liar. Granted it's been a long time since I've had either so they could have conceivably changed them. IMO McDonald's fries are fresh and made right they're some of the best, when they're not they're some of the worst.

A Jack in the Box commercial befor I can view this - Awesome.
In your face - Chic-fel-a

Fixed. Thanks!

In reply to this comment by luxury_pie:
still *dead :

>> ^Entropy001:

Is it just me or is the guy narrating definitely the voice of Jack from the Jack in the Box commercials?


Don't think we have any jack in the boxes up here in Canadia, so, it's just you

Is it just me or is the guy narrating definitely the voice of Jack from the Jack in the Box commercials?

^ I completely agree with your statement that we as a country need to eat healthier problem is it's not as easy as it sounds. First of all fast food is cheaper and for people who can barely afford to go to the grocery store its a bargain. Not to mention that we as a society the ones who do work have to work long hours and do not get a lot of time to cook when we get home. I do agree however that its not good for us at all just the other day I saw a lady who lives near me I think riding a rascal in front of her daughter driving down the road because she was to large I guess to fit in the car. Guess where she was going? Jack N the Box!!! It's really sad.

The other thing I have to say in this post is about the government healthcare system. Im actually for it I mean why not give it a try if it does not work why cant we just go back? My wife does not have insurance and I wont let her go to the doctor because we can't afford it. She only goes when she is really sick and I just get stuck with the bill. Luckily its not been to bad yet. Oh and she works an 40 hour fing job like the rest of us its not her fault that her job sucks and will not give her health care. On top of that I cant afford to put my son on my healthcare plan so I have to use the government healthcare for him think god they have not denied me yet because I would have to file bankruptcy and leave my house and god knows and god knows what else? Maybe not feed him would be ok?

Heres what I know about our current system. I only know this through here say Im not very good at looking up facts so anyone who wants to look this up can. Ill try to explain it the best I can because I don't even understand it completely.

My boss is the one who told me this him and his wife both worked for the healthcare industry for years his wife still does. The reason supposedly that healthcare is so expensive in the first place is because of insurance companies. I was told that hospitals want your insurance company to cover there hospital because of course they want you to come there because there a business. Basically insurance companies will make them give them a discount for doing business with them. The hospitals cannot afford a discount so they mark up what ever they can to pay for them. The insurance companies know this so they mark up your premiums and deny certain people. In fact there are people who do nothing all day but look for reasons to deny you your benefits, they get bonuses for it. Without knowing all the details well Ill stop there but its suppose to be some large game between the insurance and hospital trying to get paid as much as they can. Where it boils down to is say an x-ray costs the hospital 100 dollars to make. They have to give it to the insurance company for say 50% off. So instead of charging them 50 dollars they charge them for a 200 dollars so they can make a profit. You or your company is already paying the insurance company 30-40 dollars a month or more but they make you pay 30 dollars for the x-ray. Someone without insurance has to pay 150 dollars not because it cost that much but because they cannot charge you less then someone who has insurance. Ok lol I know my math and details are sketchy don't ream me for it. Please?? Instead find out the real numbers I'm sure its worse than that I was just trying to come up with an example.

And if Im wrong Im wrong much worse things to worry about than that.

It's been seven years now, living in this box
Closed in on all sides, no light, just dark
He kept me under the bed, I'd pray for it to stop
He'd lock me safely away, and lie on top
Pop the latches open the hatches
Out comes Jack in the box
Doing tricks and taking licks
Out comes Jack in the box
I was an uncut marionette hanging by steel cable threads
I was a shadow dancer a thousand shades of red
There's too much light it's far too bright
I see things much too clearly
There's too much light, it's far too bright
Weary, oh so weary
If this is all of life outside
Please put me where I am happy
Where I won't know what to think of this
Black in black, almost sleeping
Pop the latches open the hatches, out comes jack in the box
Doing tricks and taking licks, out comes jack in the box
Please lock me up
Shut me up
Shut up your jack in the box

i know one of the kids that got a huge settlement from this; he has to have medical treatment for his whole life because of it, but its was a decent enough amount to keep him taken care of.


because of this, jack in the box became one of the safer places to get food from! i used to eat all the time at the one that caused one of the incidents and boy, was i ever stoned... when they introduced that sampler with cheese sticks, chicken bits, and jalepeno poppers i thought i'd died and gone to stoner heaven. oreo shakes? curly fries! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh its all coming back.

uhhhh, mafias, cartels, cabals, and countries worldwide are full of gamblers and drug-adddicts...that shit kinnas always made the world turn mate.....

This cretin, where'd they find it, head looks like some freakshow Jack n' th' box....*kinna hypnotic with the desperate whine, time fer a shower...UGGGGHHH!

It's been seven years now, living in this box
Closed in on all sides, no light, just dark
He kept me under the bed, I'd pray for it to stop
He'd lock me safely away, and lie on top
Pop the latches open the hatches
Out comes Jack in the box
Doing tricks and taking licks
Out comes Jack in the box
I was an uncut marionette hanging by steel cable threads
I was a shadow dancer a thousand shades of red
There's too much light it's far too bright
I see things much too clearly
There's too much light, it's far too bright
Weary, oh so weary
If this is all of life outside
Please put me where I am happy
Where I won't know what to think of this
Black in black, almost sleeping
Pop the latches open the hatches, out comes jack in the box
Doing tricks and taking licks, out comes jack in the box
Please lock me up
Shut me up
Shut up your jack in the box

That was...rather awesome - cheers (and of course a big fat upvote!)

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You and your death lady may enjoy this. Upvote if you do.
http://www.videosift.com/video/Elysian-Fields-Jack-in-the-Box-1

You and your death lady may enjoy this. Upvote if you do.
http://www.videosift.com/video/Elysian-Fields-Jack-in-the-Box-1

I was really expecting a big Jack-in-the-Box type moment.

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