Maybe a 'i can has cheeseburger' tag?

How to deal with trolls?

1. Give them avatars of B-list celebrities, like David Spade or Steven Seagal, that way they can be easily identified.
2. Keep posting talks like this regularly, that way they'll come into the open to identify themselves by saying IT'S THE INTERNET. Any time someone even remotely suggests that we should treat each other with the tiniest bit of respect, they will immediately be incensed and start whining.
3. Make sure that no one can ever discuss or even allude to the Nazis EVER AGAIN, unless we are actually talking about REAL Nazis (you know, the ones who systematically exterminated millions of people during World War II). That way they'll have no arguments at all:

First they came for the racist trolls and CP, and we rejoiced. Then they banned the ad-hom personal attacks, and we rejoiced. Then they came for the threadjackers, pointless posts and anything that upset people, and the newer members rejoiced. Then they came for those who criticized the f-cking kitty dominoes bullshit videos, they came for those who downvoted three times in a row, they came for those who swore or misabused their powers.

Finally, all that was left was the power-hungry tattletales who took over videosift and their lameass videos that mostly suck.

I know it's easy to confuse persons who want polite discourse with the Einsatzgruppen, so I fear this step is necessary.
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Hypocrisy is :

Puppy
Kitty
Dog and kitty
Another kitty
Yet another kitty
Would you believe another kitty?
OMG, another fucking kitty
Squirrels and kitty
Parakeet
Orangutan and kitty

Whassa matter, joe? Did your kitty run out on you, so now you hate ALL cute little critters? Or have you never recovered from your gall bladder removal?