"Hey ladies, remember how good it felt down there when you were eleven?"

Thanks to internet porn, even your fucking grandmother trims the beaver hutch nowadays....Quite frankly, we miss the thigh furbies......can't stand stubble and ingrown hars down thars, OH, and tell me this ladies..

Does rendering your snatch hairless make that particular area of your anatomy more desirable or aid in her proper function? NO. Hairless beavers are tantamount to corsets and high heels-It's a discomfort endured, touted by horny douchebag males as a hip, new style. Not so thinly-veiled pedo-bear new rules....

Notwithstanding my personal tastes, some nappy dugouts are quite hard to regard with relish.....Maybe YOU should consider the laser, hon....

anyone else horny?

Funny ya mentioned that...a very evocative number with a simple melody, ripe for parody:

When you're alone and you are getting a boner,
You can always go, downtown
A pocket of Franklins', tap the buffet like Homer
Seems to help I know, downtown

Strollin' down the sikewalk with a forty and a fatty,
Hand-job on the subway from a teenager named Patty,
How can you lose? The skirts, are much higher there,
You can forget what her name is, maybe tug on some hair, when you're

Downtown, things will be great when you're
Downtown, ten-minute dates, when you're
Downtown, every thing's waiting for you....

Don't hang around and let your problems surround you
There are nudie shows, downtown
Maybe you know some little places to go
where you don't need clothes, downtown

Listen to her moaning, on your silent Motorola,
Motion to her horny friends, before the night is over, happy again...
The lights are so dim in there,
You can diddle for hours, and nobody cares

So go
Downtown, where all the sprites, delight
Downtown, maybe you'll start a fight
Downtown, where did you park your car now.....?

Downtown

And you may find somebody kind to help and understand you,
Someone who is rough like you who forcefully commands you,
To take off her thong, so maybe I'll see you there
We can forget all our morals, and get all the stares

So go
Downtown, things will be great when you're
Downtown, in a neighboring state, you go
Downtown, you've already burned your town down
Downtown, downtown, downtown, downtown

Downtown REDUX, Choggie Kendall, ©2013

Did he say that the driver started jerkin' it in front of a school AFTER he took 3 cracks to the skull from a hatchet?

That's one determined, horny guy.

"Hmm, if I'm gonna die, I want to rub one more out first."

To have the horn is that feeling you get when you are aroused and looking for sex. You can also say that you are feeling horny. For example. "cor blimey gunva, I just took a gander at 'er garters and it's given me the right horn it 'as." Although I have never heard it being used for the penis it is more about the feeling.

>> ^Boise_Lib:

>> ^BoneRemake:
>> ^Fusionaut:
But why always in the morning??

Dreams
we are horny fuckers.

I've never bought the "dirty dreams" explanation.


Wikipedia neither: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal_penile_tumescence

>> ^BoneRemake:

>> ^Fusionaut:
But why always in the morning??

Dreams
we are horny fuckers.


I've never bought the "dirty dreams" explanation.

>> ^Fusionaut:

But why always in the morning??


Dreams

we are horny fuckers.

I think that might be an overly horny cat.

"Whether practice for the real world, focused sparring, or simply horny as fuck, we can't tell Dan just what's on these cat's mind's today this afternoon, here at the Kitteh Dojo, here in beautiful Worstchtcher, Massachusetts."....

I figured that out after checking the sift talk.

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It's all about promoting the "VideoSift controversy of the day". ;
In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
Feeling horny today?

It's all about promoting the "VideoSift controversy of the day".
In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
Feeling horny today?

Feeling horny today?

242% increase. All of a sudden all the gay men in Tampa got horny because the republicans were in town? Remember, Tampa is a democratic city.

Its a correlation alright. The GOP has more closeted gay guys driven to anonymous sexual encounters than its correlate, a party that accepts gay men in its ranks. The Dems don't have to resort to bathroom stall wide-stance foot taps.