I couldn't find a video that didn't cut the sound off at then end, but I found a list for you and posted it here:

1. My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.
2. My dick is so big, I went to The Viper Room and my dick got right in. I had to stand there and argue with the doorman.
3. My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.
4. My dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.
5. My dick is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me from high school.
6. My dick has an elevator and a lobby.
7. My dick has an better credit than I do.
8. My dick is so big, clowns climb out of it when I cum.
9. My dick is so big, it was once overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.
10. My dick is so big, it has casters.
11. My dick is so big, I'm already fucking a girl tomorrow.
12. My dick is so big, ships use it to find their way into the harbor.
13. My dick is so big, there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. My Dick
14. My dick is so big, it lives next door.
15. My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second, and third.
16. My dick is so big, it votes.
17. My dick is a better dresser than I am.
18. My dick is so big, it has a three-picture deal.
19. My dick is so big that the head of it has only seen my balls in pictures.
20. My dick is so big, Henry Aaron used it to hit his 750th home run.
21. My dick runs the 440 in fifteen seconds.
22. My dick is the Walrus, koo koo ga joob.
23. No matter where I go my dick always gets there first.
24. My dick takes longer lunches than I do.
25. My dick contributed $50,000 to the Democratic National Committee.
26. My dick was once the ambassador to China.
27. My dick is so big, it's gone condo.
28. My dick hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee.
29. My dick was almost drafted by the Cleveland Browns, but Art Modell didn't want a bigger dick than he was on the team.
30. My dick is so big, I use the Eiffel Tower as a French tickler.
31. It's so big, when it rains the head of my dick doesn't get wet.
32. My dick is so big, I could wear it sas a tie if I wasn't so aftaid of getting a hard-on and killing myself.
33. My dick is so big, I have to use an elastic zipper.
34. My dick is so big, it has feet.
35. My dick is so big, a homeless family lives underneath it.
36. My dick is so big, it takes four fat women and a team of Clydesdales to jack me off.
37. My dick is so big, my mother was in labor for three extra days.
38. My dick is so big, they use the bullet train to test my condoms.
39. My dick is so big, it has investors.
40. My dick is so big, it seats six.
41. My dick is so big, I use a hula hoop as a cock ring.
42. My dick is so big, we use it at parties as a limbo pole.
43. My dick is so big, King Kong is going to crawl up it in the next remake.
44. My dick is so big, it has an opening act.
45. My dick is so big I can fuck an elevator shaft.
46. My dick is so big, it has its own Wheaties box.
47. My dick is so big, I have to cook it breakfast in the mornings.
48. My dick is so big, the city had to carve a hole in the middle of it so cars could get through.
49. My dick is so big, every time I get hard I cause a solar eclipse.
50. My dick is so big, it only plays arenas.
51. If you cut my dick in two, you can tell how old I am.
52. My dick was once set on fire for a Dino DiLaurnetis movie.
53. My dick is so big, it needs an airplane warning light.
54. My dick is so big, Trump owns it.
55. My dick is so big, that we're all a part of it, and it's all a part of us.
56. My dick is so big, I can never sit in the front row.
57. My dick is so big, it has its own dick. And even my dick's dick is bigger than your dick.
58. My dick is so big, you can't blow me without a ladder.
59. My dick is so big, it only does one show a night.
60. My dick is so big, you can ski down it.
61. My dick is so big, it has an elbow.
62. My dick is so big, I have to check it as luggage when I fly.
63. My dick is so big, it has a personal trainer.
64. My dick is so big, that right now it's in the other room fixing us drinks.
65. My dick is so big, it has a retractable dome.
66. My dick is so big, it has stairs up the center like the Statue of Liberty.
67. My dick is so big, there's a sneaker named "Air My Dick."
68. My dick is so big, I'm its bitch.
69. My dick is so big, it's against the law to fuck me without protective headgear.
70. My dick is so big, I could fuck a tuba.
71. My dick is so big, Stephen Hawking has a theory about it.
72. My dick is so big, it has its own gravity.
73. NASA once launched a space probe to search for the tip of my dick.
74. My dick is so big, it's impossible to see all of it without a satellite.
75. The inside of my dick contains billions an dbillions of stars.
76. My dick is so big, it has a spine.
77. My dick is so big, it has a basement.
78. My dick is so big, movie theatres now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and My Dick.
79. My dick is more muscular than I am.
80. My dick is so big it has cable.
81. My dick is so big, it violates seventeen zoning laws.
82. My dick is so big, it has its own page in the Sierra Club calendar.
83. My dick is so big, it has a fifty-yard line.
84. My dick is so big, I was once in Ohio and got a blow job in Tennessee.
85. My dick is so big, Las Vegas casinos fly it into town for free.
86. My dick is so big, I can braid it.
87. My dick is so big, than when it's Eastern Standard Time at the tip, it's Central Mountain Time at my balls.
88. My dick is so big, I painted the foreskin red, white, and blue and used it as a flag.
89. My dick is so big, I can sit on it.
90. My dick is so big it can chew gum.
91. My dick is so big, it only tips with hundreds.
92. My dick is so big, the Carnegie Deli named a sandwich after it. Actually, two sandwiches.
93. My dick is so big, the city was going to build a statue of it but they ran out of cement.
94. My dick is so big, Michael Jackson wants to build an amusement park on it.
95. My dick is so big, when I get hard my eyebrows get pulled down to my neck.
96. My dick is so big, you're standing on it.
97. My dick is so big, it only comes into work when it feels like it.
98. My dick is so big, it plays golf with the president.
99. My dick is so big, it charges money for its autograph.
100. My dick is so big, it has an agent. My dick's people will call your people. Let's have lunch with my dick.
101. My dick is so big, it's right behind you.

Wow. You inspire to go ramp it up.

I envy the bronzed nature of your elaborate headgear!

they missed an opportunity of having the padded guy remove the headgear to reveal that it was like, some old celebrity or hot chick or something.

That bloke is sort of famous now. Just this morning, a lonely article in some regional Austrian tabloid'ish newspaper was the only info about it. By now, he has been featured on the first page over at every single one of the major German news outlets.

Fucking brilliant, public mockery ftw
In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
Lol. That's just lovely. In reply to this comment by radx:
Austria offically recognized colanders as religious headgear. A pastafarian went all the way: his ID.

Lol. That's just lovely. In reply to this comment by radx:
Austria offically recognized colanders as religious headgear. A pastafarian went all the way: his ID.

Austria offically recognized colanders as religious headgear. A pastafarian went all the way: his ID.

From the front, the fuselage looks like the Pope's head (+ headgear).

>> ^Xax:
Meh, I'm not so worried. I say it still comes down, primarily, to parents raising their children well (particularly fathers when it comes to how they relate to their daughters).


oh absolutely not. Like the girls say in the video, a lot of girls don't even talk to their parents about their sex lives. Peers have much, much more influence than parents on sexual behaviour. If your daughter hangs around the kind of girls that likes to trade BJ tips and don't consider oral to be sex, then there's really nothing you can do.

(Except maybe getting her giant ugly braces. the kind that comes with headgear.)

Grats on the headgear.

If I were a weatherman, I'd want to appear as just a floating head and some white gloves. You could wear headgear and makeup according to the local weather. Say orange facepaint with a big sunshine starburst headgear... that would be funky.

被り物やコスプレが平気な白ブー、今日

2399;ムチムチバニーちゃんになりました。で&
#12418;男の 子です

"Today Shirobuu, who is fine with things like cosplay and wearing headgear, is dressed as a sexy bunny...even though he's a boy!"

>> ^EDD:
First off, I'd like to quote what vsbm said some 2 months ago:
>> ^videosiftbannedme:
I actually do appreciate lengthy exposition. Just not Kubrick's way of doing it. Kubrick fans espouse what a genius he was. Overrated is what I see.

All in all I'd say this was a nice, solid movie, although somewhat slow and lacking in drama - at least it was right until the sniper part (near the end). By the way - this is where I start to nit-pick and express my disbelief at how enourmously overrated this film is.
The sniper scene (and I'm not talking about the finale, but the beginning, in which the sniper takes a couple of soldiers out) was awful, just awful; ruined the whole movie for me. It was dragged-out twice the time it should've been and marked by obnoxious unaesthetic use of slow-mo (way to flaunt your 60-fps camera there - a quintile of the whole film was in slow-mo) and even replays. Replays!! That's right, they're terrible even in bloopers and sports vids, and Kubrick decided to implement them here. Even 80s Hong-Kong action flicks did them better.
Ah, well. Mini-rant ends with me saying that the best thing about this film was Adam Baldwin. Chainsaw-wielding badasses FTW!


EDD, I'm not going to disagree with you because FMJ is not one of Kubrick's best, to be sure, but I'll add a footnote that (to me) shows why he was a genius.

When the group stands over the wounded girl-sniper and they've chosen Joker to finish her off, watch Joker's close-up carefully, in particular, the peace symbol on his body armor. The peace symbol slowly becomes eclipsed, Joker then pulls the trigger, and then the peace symbol comes back but only half-way.

If you know anything about how many takes Kubrick forces his actors to endure, you know that such scene construction is more than feasible. Once again, FMJ is not a fantastically-strong film. But Kubrick's headgear had "born to film" on it.

>> ^K0MMIE:
is it bad that i've actually got and wear a "there's gotta be something wrong with that guy hat"?


i hope not. i love mine, and i'd hate to be found out just because of my headgear.

Ok, everybody needs to calm down a little
http://youtubestatus.blogspot.com/2008/02/system-alert-video-view-counts-not.html

You don't need your tinfoil headgear today boys. Seems to be back to normal now anyway.
-r

not to nitpick here, but why do these guys always sound like they are wearing headgear or a retainer?