I bet a lot of goldfish have died practicing these tricks, and during the performance itself.

When are animal "activists" NOT "outraged"?

GOLDFISH! MAGNETS!

Meanwhile the Red Chinese are harvesting organs from prisoners.

But guys, guys. Guys. But. Hey guys, but.

My aunt's dog's goldfish's girlfriend's friend got killed by a guy with a ballistic knife. If everyone else in the country was allowed to carry ballistic knives, he might not have died. I present a motion to ammend the constitution to make sure everyone carries a ballistic knife.

And i present an organisation to promote the use of ballistic knives in every-day life. We'll call it the National Ballistic-knife Association, or the NBA.

The proper response should be:

"I have a goldfish."

Then when she says she doesn't get it, you tell her:

"Oh, I thought we were talking about stuff that doesn't matter."

Quality entertainment. If you have one brain cell and the attention span of a goldfish. Perfect for the general target audience it is intended for. Basically all those that believe everything the government tells them, and are certain that God prefers them (and the USA) over everything else.

Very cool, but I don't quite see how throwing goldfish at the model in a fishbowl doesn't harm them. How do they know? I mean, I'm sure they lived after it, but harm can include things that aren't mutually exclusive to death....

... the french kiss with the dog was pretty awesome tho... Clearly the dog wasn't harmed.

>> ^lucky760:
That's a pretty crazy trick. And I've never seen someone fill their tank with lime Jello before.


LOL!

I really like that look. Odd how the goldfish/coi dont flat out freeze in water thats a couple degrees above zero

Did they have lasers on their heads? If not, they're not domesticated the way I want to.

>> ^rottenseed:
>> ^gwiz665:
I want to domesticate a shark.. don't tell me that wouldn't be SO fucking cool!

My family has been breeding the "nicest" sharks for generations. The end result? The goldfish I just flushed down the toilet. Big whoop...

>> ^gwiz665:
I want to domesticate a shark.. don't tell me that wouldn't be SO fucking cool!

My family has been breeding the "nicest" sharks for generations. The end result? The goldfish I just flushed down the toilet. Big whoop...

it's a bit hard to take up a hobby like yours if one is stoned 24/7. memory of a goldfish, see. can't even memorise the numbers at the end of your nickname

Oh no, not the goldfish!

I have a cousin about his age and... physique. Bacon would probably be an improvement in his diet though, since he primarily consumes goldfish and plain pasta.

I hav trubel reeding ur comentz

>> ^westy:
selfish twat parents Shud go to jail for this. needlessly torching a life although probably at that stage only as intelligent as maby a cow ore a whale. Its only made worse by the fact it lived to 99 days father raising the potential chance that it become self aware to feal how inevitable its death and shit exsistance would be. maby if u could have druged it with something to make it feal good would this be ok.
also such a selective belief in god i mean FAIL Parents have the mental aptitude of disabled goldfish.
also No evidence of "the juses" especial one that was god and did all the mirical shit ever existed so WTF how u can believe something with ABSALUTY NO evidence is just stupid definition of stupid.

selfish twat parents Shud go to jail for this. needlessly torching a life although probably at that stage only as intelligent as maby a cow ore a whale. Its only made worse by the fact it lived to 99 days father raising the potential chance that it become self aware to feal how inevitable its death and shit exsistance would be. maby if u could have druged it with something to make it feal good would this be ok.

also such a selective belief in god i mean FAIL Parents have the mental aptitude of disabled goldfish.

also No evidence of "the juses" especial one that was god and did all the mirical shit ever existed so WTF how u can believe something with ABSALUTY NO evidence is just stupid definition of stupid.