and by Monkey, I mean Gibbon, and by bed I mean Cot.

I believe that's a gibbon, which is an ape, not a monkey.

Oh I love Portishead so much, I own the DVD of the NY performance. Beth Gibbons, oh thy sultry voice that kept me awake late at night as I listened to your records. I remember I showed this video to my ex, back in high school when we were sooo in love and all, when I shared it with her, this band that defined my adolescent years, she just thought it was bloody depressing, while I found it mesmerizing, hypnotic and other emotions that I couldn't and still can't can in a word.

It was the first sign that the airplane that was our relationship was crashing.

Ah, alas Portishead they are no more. I'd love if you got the video of "All Mine" up... which was freaky and interesting to watch at the same time

That's actually not a monkey. It's a gibbon. They're members of the lesser ape family. Humans, chimpanzees, orangutans, and gorillas are great apes, and these little guys share the lesser ape category with siamangs.

Monkeys can't hang from limbs like that because they don't have rotating shoulders. Their sockets are like a dog or cat, because they skitter about on TOP of the limbs, rather than hanging from them like the apes who are generally larger.