Probably, on top of eyes and ears packed with sand.
I thought it looked like a great new spa treatment, full body exfoliation bath, once they solve the flying sand issue.

That was awesome! I thought it was just surface exfoliation at first, which I've seen first hand (it happens every time it freezes hard), but I was WRONG! That was really cool, never seen a fault snap like that before.
Sifting.

The ultimate in exfoliation!

Well, gather that shit up and sell it to gullible Americans with too much goddamn time and money commensurate with their lack of fucking good-sense...Make some earth-friendly exfoliating vaginal beauty product with it and laugh your ass off all the way to the bank!

Someone needs to hold a real press conference for half the pop. of those that HAVE access to water who have yet to to discover the wonders of soap 'n deodorant...Weekly exfoliation even??
For more information, go to scrubyershit.org

I bet that exfoliated.

Can I borrow one of your cum sponges? They're in your medicine cabinet, next to your exfoliator.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Fap, fap, fap. Sploosh. Now, I'll leave you to clean that up.

Siftbot said it was ok, that his rust wouldnt hurt me and it did exfoliate me.
So I had good reason for all those tears.


>> ^thinker247:
I see. This is the part of the post roast where the roastee tries to find some dirty groupie to go home with him? I don't know who to feel worse for, Siftbot for needing a wetnap after you ejaculate in his screen, or Siftbot for hearing you cry for 45 minutes after you're done.
For your masturbatory desires:
http://www.sifterparts.com/
>> ^NeuralNoise:
I want the powerpoint.
Siftie won´t respect me, or even hear my pleads, until I´m gold again and shed this silvery crud.

i dont think youd catch too much flack for going around grabbing dicks all day.
its not exactly the same equivalent though.
maybe you should just grab asses.

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
what??
Wtf... who do these people think they are? we dont go around grabbing dicks all day... jeebus.

.. does this mean I CAN go around grabbing dicks all day?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
laptops are glorious inventions sweetheart.
oh so before i left braums a bunch of working dudes came in for lunch, i went to refill my drink at the fountain and one came up beside me to also fill his drink, winked at me i turned a bit and totally got my fucking ass grabbed! bwhwhahaha!
getting groped at braums is the funny.

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
ah yes.. the Braums crowd. Hardly anything compared to the "McDonalds Crowd" or the "Dairy Queen Crowd".

I need both a massage and to be exfoliated.
How are you internetting?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
no i got some chickens instead
so lets prepare for the second wave of shits during my meeting with thr this afternoon
so the people at braums .... im fighting every urge to exfoliate them, and put them on a tredmill and make them do yoga because their muscles are short and tight and then massage them. then i want someone to cut their very very unhealthy hair.
i would make them drink gallons of water a day with me. i would take away their soda.
and they would not longer eat braums once a day. and looking at them wouldnt make me sad anymore.

</elitist>

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
yes then get biscuits and gravy and a dr pepper


In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
yes.
this is fucking terrible.
im right behind braums.
should i go shit in braums?
i think i have to.


In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
are you saying you want me to be your knight in shining armor?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
cari. i am stuck at the car shop getting my converter fixedid. i have to take the hugest poo ever.
my tummy hurts. come get me and take me home.

what??
Wtf... who do these people think they are? we dont go around grabbing dicks all day... jeebus.

.. does this mean I CAN go around grabbing dicks all day?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
laptops are glorious inventions sweetheart.
oh so before i left braums a bunch of working dudes came in for lunch, i went to refill my drink at the fountain and one came up beside me to also fill his drink, winked at me i turned a bit and totally got my fucking ass grabbed! bwhwhahaha!
getting groped at braums is the funny.

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
ah yes.. the Braums crowd. Hardly anything compared to the "McDonalds Crowd" or the "Dairy Queen Crowd".

I need both a massage and to be exfoliated.
How are you internetting?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
no i got some chickens instead
so lets prepare for the second wave of shits during my meeting with thr this afternoon
so the people at braums .... im fighting every urge to exfoliate them, and put them on a tredmill and make them do yoga because their muscles are short and tight and then massage them. then i want someone to cut their very very unhealthy hair.
i would make them drink gallons of water a day with me. i would take away their soda.
and they would not longer eat braums once a day. and looking at them wouldnt make me sad anymore.

</elitist>

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
yes then get biscuits and gravy and a dr pepper


In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
yes.
this is fucking terrible.
im right behind braums.
should i go shit in braums?
i think i have to.


In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
are you saying you want me to be your knight in shining armor?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
cari. i am stuck at the car shop getting my converter fixedid. i have to take the hugest poo ever.
my tummy hurts. come get me and take me home.

laptops are glorious inventions sweetheart.
oh so before i left braums a bunch of working dudes came in for lunch, i went to refill my drink at the fountain and one came up beside me to also fill his drink, winked at me i turned a bit and totally got my fucking ass grabbed! bwhwhahaha!
getting groped at braums is the funny.

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
ah yes.. the Braums crowd. Hardly anything compared to the "McDonalds Crowd" or the "Dairy Queen Crowd".

I need both a massage and to be exfoliated.
How are you internetting?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
no i got some chickens instead
so lets prepare for the second wave of shits during my meeting with thr this afternoon
so the people at braums .... im fighting every urge to exfoliate them, and put them on a tredmill and make them do yoga because their muscles are short and tight and then massage them. then i want someone to cut their very very unhealthy hair.
i would make them drink gallons of water a day with me. i would take away their soda.
and they would not longer eat braums once a day. and looking at them wouldnt make me sad anymore.

</elitist>

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
yes then get biscuits and gravy and a dr pepper


In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
yes.
this is fucking terrible.
im right behind braums.
should i go shit in braums?
i think i have to.


In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
are you saying you want me to be your knight in shining armor?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
cari. i am stuck at the car shop getting my converter fixedid. i have to take the hugest poo ever.
my tummy hurts. come get me and take me home.

ah yes.. the Braums crowd. Hardly anything compared to the "McDonalds Crowd" or the "Dairy Queen Crowd".

I need both a massage and to be exfoliated.
How are you internetting?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
no i got some chickens instead
so lets prepare for the second wave of shits during my meeting with thr this afternoon
so the people at braums .... im fighting every urge to exfoliate them, and put them on a tredmill and make them do yoga because their muscles are short and tight and then massage them. then i want someone to cut their very very unhealthy hair.
i would make them drink gallons of water a day with me. i would take away their soda.
and they would not longer eat braums once a day. and looking at them wouldnt make me sad anymore.

</elitist>

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
yes then get biscuits and gravy and a dr pepper


In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
yes.
this is fucking terrible.
im right behind braums.
should i go shit in braums?
i think i have to.


In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
are you saying you want me to be your knight in shining armor?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
cari. i am stuck at the car shop getting my converter fixedid. i have to take the hugest poo ever.
my tummy hurts. come get me and take me home.

no i got some chickens instead
so lets prepare for the second wave of shits during my meeting with thr this afternoon
so the people at braums .... im fighting every urge to exfoliate them, and put them on a tredmill and make them do yoga because their muscles are short and tight and then massage them. then i want someone to cut their very very unhealthy hair.
i would make them drink gallons of water a day with me. i would take away their soda.
and they would not longer eat braums once a day. and looking at them wouldnt make me sad anymore.

</elitist>

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
yes then get biscuits and gravy and a dr pepper


In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
yes.
this is fucking terrible.
im right behind braums.
should i go shit in braums?
i think i have to.


In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
are you saying you want me to be your knight in shining armor?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
cari. i am stuck at the car shop getting my converter fixedid. i have to take the hugest poo ever.
my tummy hurts. come get me and take me home.

I remember reading about Graphene for the first time a few years ago. What got me interested more than the concept of making something that is 1 atom thick, was the manufacturing process.

Several universities that wanted more of the material to study and experiment on, hired students from the campus to sit down with some coal and duct tape, and simply tape and tear the coal as many times as possible.

After a certain amount of taping and tearing, to the piece of coal and to the tape itself, all that would remain stuck to the tape was a single layer of carbon atoms, or, Graphene

The wikipedia article calls it "Mechanical Exfoliation".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graphene