search results matching tag: epic fail

» channel: learn

go advanced with your query
Search took 0.003 seconds

    Videos (103)     Sift Talk (0)     Blogs (7)     Comments (254)   

Jon Stewart's Daily Show - Sebelius, Obamacare, Hearing

MilkmanDan says...

Sebelius was a pretty popular Democrat governor in Kansas, which is a bit of an oxymoron considering how solidly Red-State KS is. It is all just political grandstanding, but being from KS originally it makes me happy to see her do the very (IMHO) Kansas-type thing and refuse to pass the buck for the website snafus in her opening statement.

Especially when it becomes very clear that all the Republican questions were expecting her to fit their stereotype of what they think of as an "East-Coast Liberal" and spin, pass the buck, and shift blame at every opportunity.

Kansas has a track record with a lot of political epic fails (evolution in schools comes to mind), but one thing your average Kansan is usually pretty proud of is personal integrity and owning up to one's mistakes. Seems like Sebelius is a good representative of that quality that most Kansans would claim to hold dear.

TRNN-the tea party and the suppresion of the left

Yogi says...

If the LEFT would do it's fucking job properly, most of these anti government Tea Party people would be with the Left. A lot of them are completely disillusioned from the original goals of the Tea Part, and some need to be better informed.

They were taken over, and I sympathize with them of course. This is an Epic Fail of the pathetic Left in this country to not organize properly.

Zimmerman's Lawyer's Opening Statement Is a Knock-Knock Joke

newtboy says...

For his sake, and ours, I hope that's not indicative of the quality of defense he's about to receive.
Are they setting up an appeal based on inadequate council? If so, we should somehow force his current council to re-pay the state for the full cost of the trial they wasted.
epic fail

Fearless High-Speed Skateboarder Sets Off Speed Camera

Women's Gun Advocate's Hilariously Hypocritical Testimony

VoodooV says...

but..but....LIBERALS WANT TO TAKE YOUR GUNS!!

if I say it enough, it's true!!!

what an epic fail. I like how in the thumbnail she's sitting right next to LaPierre. yeah, you're real credible when you're sitting next the VP of the biggest gun lobby in America....nope...not biased at all.

this really isn't just a gun control/rights issue. You have to follow the money on this one and when the profits are at stake here, you're not going to get objective testimony.

That's some shit I really really need!

eric3579 says...

I got a long list of needs gotta satisfy 'em all
And the first on the list is a bag of Tylenol
Cause I'm stressed out thinking I don't have the time at all
To get my shopping done, let me start here, on the top at one

First, I need to check my e-mail
Oh shit, yahoo front page news, another celebrity female
That had a wedding recently, the marriage epicly failed
I need to click the link because I need to get the details

Soon as I click it I'm hit with a little ad
That reminds me of a need that I already had
It's an absolute must have need it really bad
Before I read the story I be rushing out of my pad

Now I'm in my car speeding cause I'm itching to find
A Mickey D's drive through so I can sit in the line
Gotta get in it in time, can't waste a minute of time
The McRib's only there for a limited time

And then I'm hit with a sign, that makes a switch in my mind
Reminding me of a need of a different kind
A brightly colored advertisement on a bus bench
Makes me head to Target to pick up tents

Cause tomorrow they're coming out with Call of Duty 84
And it's a necessity I camp out at the store
You never know they might never fucking make any more
I'm gonna rush to the front when they open the door
And trample over any people that fall down on the floor
This ain't a game, this is war
If you produce it I'll consume it if you shove it down my freaking throat
Everybody else got it, I don't wanna miss the boat

[Hook x2]
It's a lot of shit I really really need
And I need to get all of it at a really fast speed
I'm aware I'm a puppet of another man's greed
I don't care, I'm in love with all this shit I really need

[Verse 2]

My duffle bag is packed
With my phone, and my pod, my shuffle, pad, and mac
Got all of my i's dotted, if they made it I got it
And I'mma open my wallet for the next iProduct

Gotta try to give them all that I can bruh
Cause every phone that I own needs to have multiple cameras
And my last one only had one
How can I be seen from boths sides of the screen, I mean

If I don't desperately plead and request for my upgrade
I'll definitely bleed to death or die of AIDS
I need better resolution, more gigs!
Angry birds is old, I need war pigs!

I need to tell the landlord as far as what is concerned
I gave Apple every cent that I earned
So I'mma be late, now I need a Tecate
To deflate this stress caused by not letting my needs wait

[Hook]

"God damn man I just need to relax, watch some late night TV
Aw infomercials... Aw fuck I need all this shit too!"

[Verse 3]

I got a lot of insecurities, use 'em to attack me
I'm going bald, getting fat, plus I got acne
I'm looking like a combination of all the before pics
Please pretty please let me make you more rich

Cause I need to get over whatever it is that I'm sick from
List some symptoms, I bet I could pick one
Yeah I got the fifth one, out of 45
Stomach aches, surely I need that particular drug to take

The terrorists got me scared as shit
Time to buy a terror kit, with a mask for air in it
God bless my soul, I need to invest in gold
The economy as we know it is about to fucking fold

And we're all gonna die if I don't fucking buy
All the oil's running dry, asteroids from the sky
Who am I, where am I, what am I, I just need to fucking find
The nearest Wal-Mart that's got a gun to buy

How ya like 'dem apples?

Shell Oil Private Arctic Launch Party(Oil Spill) FAIL!

Should We Have A "WIN" Channel? (User Poll by Barseps)

alien_concept says...

>> ^NetRunner:

>> ^Hybrid:
Personally, I'd like to see some sort of total channel overhaul. Where you can have Super-channels and Sub-Channels.

Totally agree.
Personally I lean no on this one because I have trouble imagining this one will get a lot of use. Epic fail happens all the time, epic win not so much.
I'm also not so sure we've got all the super-categories covered yet, and think there are more than a few gaps in the 1st tier of subcategories.
This sorta seems like a 3rd tier subcategory under "meme" to me, plus most of the uncontroversial "epic win" moments are also going to be in skillful.


See I was JUST wanting a win channel the other day, there's a few videos I'd put in there, but I guess it is rather subjective.

Should We Have A "WIN" Channel? (User Poll by Barseps)

NetRunner says...

>> ^Hybrid:

Personally, I'd like to see some sort of total channel overhaul. Where you can have Super-channels and Sub-Channels.


Totally agree.

Personally I lean no on this one because I have trouble imagining this one will get a lot of use. Epic fail happens all the time, epic win not so much.

I'm also not so sure we've got all the super-categories covered yet, and think there are more than a few gaps in the 1st tier of subcategories.

This sorta seems like a 3rd tier subcategory under "meme" to me, plus most of the uncontroversial "epic win" moments are also going to be in skillful.

Russian Lada drift and epic failure

enoch (Member Profile)

berticus says...

oh, no need to apologise. i did assume it was directed at me personally, so my bad.
/manly handshake with a twist

In reply to this comment by enoch:
you know i just reread my comment on the military post.
i didnt mean to come across as condescending.i am full aware of your interest in psychology and was just trying to add a personal perspective.

guess i could have chosen my words more carefully.i was using your comment to illuminate on a broader scale how they basically brainwash you in boot camp.
i truly did not mean for it to come across in any other way.
i just used your comment as a spring board but it really wasnt directed towards you.

epic fail on my part.
forgive? /bats eyes

berticus (Member Profile)

enoch says...

you know i just reread my comment on the military post.
i didnt mean to come across as condescending.i am full aware of your interest in psychology and was just trying to add a personal perspective.

guess i could have chosen my words more carefully.i was using your comment to illuminate on a broader scale how they basically brainwash you in boot camp.
i truly did not mean for it to come across in any other way.
i just used your comment as a spring board but it really wasnt directed towards you.

epic fail on my part.
forgive? /bats eyes

enoch (Member Profile)

dannym3141 says...

I found that apology to be more of an indirect insult, so i can't in all fairness accept it.

I made my second post after you made your tirade against me, and before you made this post. It was not meant to stir anything further.

Regardless, i'll leave it alone if you do.

In reply to this comment by enoch:
is that what you feel i am doing?
then i apologize.
because normally it is not something i tend to worry about.i really dont care.i post what i like.if you like it..great..if not? meh../shrugs.no biggy.
maybe it is my fault for not actually posting the backstory (which i did in comments) which may clear up my reactionary response.
i have a very strong connection with that woman and tend to be extremely protective,always have been of people i love but her especially.the reasons should become clear when you read the backstory.

i tend to side with you in the sense that you were just commenting on the video.taking the opportunity to take a shot (an easy one,lets be honest) at the video while not making it a direct comment on the poster.

i agree with that policy but i did state that i had a personal connection with this young woman,but it seems i should have not been lazy and explained the backstory.

so again,i apologize if it appears im putting the "squeeze" on you.
but i hope i clarified my protective nature concerning this young woman.i really should have anticipated this.i just wanted to share cuz i thought the whole video is funny and it brought back good memories for me.
ah well.epic fail on my part i guess.
we good?

dannym3141 (Member Profile)

enoch says...

is that what you feel i am doing?
then i apologize.
because normally it is not something i tend to worry about.i really dont care.i post what i like.if you like it..great..if not? meh../shrugs.no biggy.
maybe it is my fault for not actually posting the backstory (which i did in comments) which may clear up my reactionary response.
i have a very strong connection with that woman and tend to be extremely protective,always have been of people i love but her especially.the reasons should become clear when you read the backstory.

i tend to side with you in the sense that you were just commenting on the video.taking the opportunity to take a shot (an easy one,lets be honest) at the video while not making it a direct comment on the poster.

i agree with that policy but i did state that i had a personal connection with this young woman,but it seems i should have not been lazy and explained the backstory.

so again,i apologize if it appears im putting the "squeeze" on you.
but i hope i clarified my protective nature concerning this young woman.i really should have anticipated this.i just wanted to share cuz i thought the whole video is funny and it brought back good memories for me.
ah well.epic fail on my part i guess.
we good?



Send this Article to a Friend



Separate multiple emails with a comma (,); limit 5 recipients






Your email has been sent successfully!

Manage this Video in Your Playlists

Beggar's Canyon