Seriously? Nobody did the "In Soviet Russia, beaver eats you" line yet?

What's wrong with you people?

I am surprised they didn't eat you in your sleep.

You know, eating used to be all about a love for the game. Now it's all commercialized.

Eating, you've changed man.

If that wasn't the case, then that kid was a pretty damn good actor.>> ^quantumushroom:

Wonder if the kid knew what the guy with the thingy was going to say (aka rehearsal)? Since the kid had no lines and had only to react...it would be best not to give him direction other than listen...

Stop running away from him and let him eat you, that's the proper way to do it!

It will always amuse me to hear adults telling someone they will go to hell. They couldn't sound any more ridiculous than if they said "the boogeyman under your bed will eat you."

No, but after it eats you with its mouth, you'll get a real nice view of his asshole as you slide out of it.

>> ^Darkhand:

>> ^Gutspiller:
>> ^griefer_queafer:
I aint never thought I'd get to see a cheetah butthole that close up!

Wait until it eats you.

Cheetah's eat things with their butthole? So this guy was safe the entire time until it went to jump down?

>> ^Gutspiller:

>> ^griefer_queafer:
I aint never thought I'd get to see a cheetah butthole that close up!

Wait until it eats you.


Cheetah's eat things with their butthole? So this guy was safe the entire time until it went to jump down?

>> ^griefer_queafer:

I aint never thought I'd get to see a cheetah butthole that close up!


Wait until it eats you.

>> ^Jinx:

Its not just the cute fluffy mammals which are crucial to ecossytems and possible hold the keys to further discovery. I don't feel sorry for the spider, I have no empathy towards it at all but we still have a responsibility to at least study it and its habitat BEFORE we build a road over it and possible extinguish any chance of discovery for good. The road can wait a little longer when concerning an organism that took millions of years to evolve.
Who knows, one day when we're building things out of spider silk you might be glad we took the time to study this rare arachnid


Precisely. Let's not assume that a species is useless only a few seconds after realizing that it existed at all. Moreover, one should not make assumptions when one has zero biological background whatsoever.

You don't know what it eats. You don't know what eats it. You don't know its importance to its ecosystem. It could be a keystone species, an indicator species, an endemic species, or one of a hundred other important parts of a complex network of organisms. Do your research and then make conclusions. Not the other way around.

" I may be sleepy now but when I get older I am gonna eat you!!"

"Geez, ok, fine. I'll EAT you if that'll make you cut it out. Dang."

I'm gonna eat you little fishy...

When I get older I am gonna eat you!!!