Eagleheart™ is better anyway.

Chris Monsanto...he had a tough life as a U.S. Marshall too. Plus he shoots his targets every-time--never misses, can get shot and walk it off, and if he uses martial arts the sun, moon, and stars align to form a cosmic radiation column that sears his suspect's carbon and other elements into cool fractals on the ground. They sell for a lot too.

Fuck Chuck Norris--I'm pretty sure this message is approved by Conan O'Brien.

ok. hopefully, that backup i just found isn't RB'd.
it isn't a perfect match for the original, as it starts just at the fight scene, and then proceeds just past where the original cuts, but it's as close as i've been able to find so far.

now, if i could just figure out why it isn't actually showing up in my Unsifted Videos...

>> ^Norsuelefantti:

blocked