Congratulations to Minxy for being the first Does Not Compute guest to not have her feed cut.

Better yet, look at their mainpage http://www.stardustentertainmentllc.com/. They claim to have to have removed their contact info and put up a "mock" page to make it clear to people it's not their DJs.......

Does not compute for me. Seems like it'd be pretty damn easy to prove it so without having to remove your page....assuming it's true.

And this remix of the video is awesome.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86HaTCv2Gss

"Texas" + "secular" = does not compute.

>> ^RedSky:

But regardless, if you're going to be comparing the numbers you have to acknowledge that the relate to entirely different things.
You would think that most rational people wouldn't blame an agency for enforcing a taxation level even if they thought it was too high.
On the other hand people would judge Obama not just on how effective he is but by whether they agree with his policies or not.


Rational people...

Fox poll...

Does not compute.

Well, this may be his final show for the S.W.A.I.M. stuff, but from the looks of the ending, he's just going to be doing a different show, "Does Not Compute"

and I would assume it would be very similar to this format, as the switch was from 1.0 to 2.0. Maybe just a format upgrade

This does not compute...

That's a Landseer Newfoundland, specifically.

>> ^Yogi:
"Possibly the World's Tallest Dog" and "Measuring 3 feet tall..."
Does not compute.


He's in the running for tallest living dog, not tallest of all time. Considering 3' is in the typical height range for male Irish Wolfhounds, I would be surprised if Boomer makes the cut.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newfoundland_%28dog%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epitaph_to_a_Dog

"Possibly the World's Tallest Dog" and "Measuring 3 feet tall..."

Does not compute.

>> ^rychan:
Does not compute. Please explain.


"Keep fucking that chicken" is newscaster talk for "keep up the good work". I assume.


Also I feel I should share with you the Google Images results for "newscaster". God I love google. http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=xk8&resnum=0&q=newscaster&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

Does not compute. Please explain.

Does not compute.

>> ^RhesusMonk:
So, ahhh, that's just rust and aluminum? Like rust and aluminum? Like a rusty soda can? Somehow, this does not compute.


Iron (Fe) is less reactive than Aluminium (Al), so with enough starting energy, you can persuade Aluminium to steal the oxygen from rust, Iron Oxide (Fe2O3), to make Aluminium Oxide (Al203) and pure molten Iron. The equation is:

Fe2O3 + 2Al -> 2Fe + Al2O3 + Heat
Rust + Aluminium -> Iron + Aluminium Oxide + Heat

And yes, it's very easy to make some of this out of everyday materials - if you can find a way of finely powdering an Aluminium can or baseball bat and mixing it up with some powdered rust you have the ability to cut through Steel =)

So, ahhh, that's just rust and aluminum? Like rust and aluminum? Like a rusty soda can? Somehow, this does not compute.

He lives in Seattle and he's and he does ecological restoration?

Does not compute.

That dude's a fraud. He's no redneck.

>> ^charliem:
Those tits are way too big.


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