My wife says we can try it with another woman, as long as we try it with another guy after that though.

That dirty bitch. FUCK THAT!

Dirty bitches...

This one housemate I had sucked really fucking hard. She left me 7 months pregnant and 1 days notice in our apartment for no apparent reason, other than i'd started to nag her for leaving milk out to rot and generally being a dirty bitch. She'd sucked it all up and planned to fuck me over.

It all came to a head when the swing lid of the rubbish bin had fallen inside it (right near the top mind you) and she'd emptied her uneaten food all over it. I had called her out on it when she came into the kitchen and she pushed me fairly hard back against the table. I obviously quite heavily up the duff took affront to this and grabbed her arm and twisted it while pushing her up against the wall, allegeldy spraining it.

Anyway, she fucked off a week later using this as an excuse. Like she hadn't asked for it! She left me with all the bills and no way to pay the rent on my own so I had to leave and go back to my parents. About a year later, I came back to the area to see a few friends i'd lost touch with. The nasty whore had spread rumours that i'd had my baby taken off me because i'd turned into a heroin addict. What the fuck!