>> ^oritteropo:

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Fixed and thanks.

>> ^GoBBlyGook:

Hi Westi,
I wuz just thinkin to miself that a dickshunary might be sumthing to put on you burthday wish list.
I dunno maybe its jut me.


I cba to go through a dictionary you could always improve on firefoxes and chrome's spell checking algarithoms.

im sure you use all facits of language perfectly , and are equaly adept at langage at other skills , in the end people have different skill sets , just some are culturaly presumed that everyone should have and there for that opens the dore for people to think they are rightfull to critisize people.

you could allso go about reforming educaion in the uk the methods we use to teach writen language are largely the same as 100 years ago , despite it bing widley known that people have diffrent ways of learning and thus a unified system will not work for eveyone.


personally when it comes to video websites im not to fussed about spelling , so long as things are legable its not that much of an issue.

It's almost ten o clock see i got a ball of lifted property
so i slid my beenie hat on sloppily
and promenade out to take up a collection
i got game like i read the directions
i 'm wishing that i had an automobile
as i feel the cold wind rush past
but let me state that i am a hustler for real
so you know i got the stolen bus pass
just as the bus pulls up and i step to the rear
this ole lady look like she drank a forty of fear
i see my ole school partner said his brother got popped
pay my respects
can you ring the bell we came to my stop
the street light reflects off the piss on the ground
which reflects off the hamburger sign as it turns round
which reflects off the chrome of the bmw
which reflects off the fact that i am broke
now what the fuck is new
i need loot i sweat the motherfucka
in the tweed suit
and i'm on his ass quicker than a kick from a grease boot
eased up slow and discreet
could tell he was suspicious by the way he slid his feet
didn't wanna fuck up the come on
so i smiled with my eyes said hey how it's hanging guy
bumped into his shoulders but he passed with no reaction
damn this motherfucka had a hella of andrew jacksons
i'm a thief or pickpocket give a fuck what you call it
used to call em fat cats.
i just call them wallets getting federal aint just a klepto
master card or visa i'd gladly accept those
sneaky motherfucka with a scam know how to pull it
got a mirror in my pocket but that wont stop no bullets
story just begun but you already know
aint no need to get down shit i'm already low

My footsteps echo in the darkness
my teeth clenched tight like a fist in the cold sharp mist
i look down and i hear my somach growling
step to burger king to attack it like a shaolin
i never pay for shit that i can get by doing dirt
link up to the girl cashier and start to flirt
all up in her face and her breath was like murder
damn the shit i do for a free hamburger
(girl )"well you got my number you gonna call me tonite"
it depends is them burgers attached to a price
"sorry sorry"
im just kidding i'ma call you write you love letters
"it's all good"
thanks for the burgers emm hook me up with a dr pepper.
(girl)thats cool you want some ice
yeah and some fries will be hella nice
(girl) damn my managers coming play it off okay have a nice day
im up outta here anyway
i use peoples before they use me
cos you could get got by an uzi over an oz
thats what an og told me
gots to find someplace warm and cozy to eat the vittles that i just got
came to an underground parking lot
this place is good as any fuck its all good
walked in found a car hopped itself up on a hood
ate my burger threw back my cola
somebody said hey it was a rented pig i thought it was a roller
"want me to call the cops?"
i dont want them to see me
looked down and saw that i was sitting on a lamboughini
it was rollses ferraris and jags by the dozen
a building door opened
damn it was my cousin
getting offa work dressed up no lie
tux cummerband and a blackbow tie
i was like hey
"who is it"
me
"oh whats up man i just quit this company
they hella racist and the pay was too low "
i said arite what was up in there though
"a party with rich motherfuckas i dont know the situation
i know they got cabbage owning corporations
ibm chryslers and shit is what they seeing"
just then a light bulb went off in my head
they be thinking all black folks is resembling
gimme your tux and i'll do some pocket swindling
fit the change in the bathroom and i freeze off my nuts
lets take a short break
while i get into this tux
grunt zipp
alright i'm ready

Fresh dressed like a million bucks
i be the flyiest muthafucka in an afro and a tux
my arm is at a right angle up silver tray in my hand
may i interest you in some caviar mam
my eyes shoots round the room there and here
noticing the diamonds in the chandelier
background barry manilow copacobana
and a strong ass scent of stoagies from havana
what no place where a brother might been
snobby ole ladies drinking champagne with rich white men
allrite then lets begin this
nights like this is good for business
five minutes in the mix noticed several diffrent cliques
talking giggling and shit
well one mother fucka gave me twits
and everbody else jacking it throttling
found out later you know coca cola bottling
talking to a black man who he's confused
we looking hella bourgie
ass all tight and seditty
recognzed him as the mayor of my city
who treats young black man like frank nitty
mr coke said to mr mayor "you know we got a process like ice t's hair
we put up the fund for your election campaign
and oh um waiter can you bring the champagne"
a real estate fronts as opportunities arousing
to make some condos out of low income housing
immediately we need some media heat
to say that gangs run the street and then we bring in the police fleet
harrasing me everbody till they look inebriated
when we bought the land motherfuckas will appreciate it
dont worry about the urban league or jesse jackson
my man that owns marlboros
donated a fat sum
thats when i step back some to contemplate what few know
sat down wrestle with my thoughts like a sumo
aint no one player that could beat this lunancy
aint no hustler on the street could do a whole community
this is how deep shit can get
it reads macaroni on my birth certificate
poontang is my middle name but i cant hang
i'm getting hustled
only knowing half the game
shit how the fuck do i get out of this place.

the stupid thing is she was walking away when she turned round, so shed obviously thought about it and decided it was ok. It wasnt. For all we know shed have thrown anything else she had in her hands, guys end up with blood coming out of them every weekend in arguments that a women takes up anotch like that.

Besides, its all very well saying that you wouldnt respond, but when it happens to you, its a diffrent matter. I know if i was in his place when she did that, id likely shove her over too.

Kicking is a bit much maybe, but as i say, at least he didnt throw a punch... which he surely would have if it was a guy that did it. Of the two, hes the only one thats shown any restraint, so yea..... im willing to side with him.

That said, i dont doubt he acted like a pri*k to get her this angry to begin with, but when you take an argument physical, you need to understand who youve picked a fight with.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
Is tossing a liquid the same as throwing a blunt object at somebody? Nope. I like to see dumb broads who think they can get away with whatever they want put into their place just as much as anybody but what this guy does isn't "fair play" as you put it. In fact, it's unfair and an overreaction to say the least. Imagine a father doing that to his child because he throws a tantrum. Yea, I'd expect him to do something, but that is RIDICULOUS.

In reply to this comment by sirex:
im not saying its a fair fight, im saying shes an idiot for throwing a drink into a guys face, therefore taking an otherwise verbal argument physical (hell, its common assault), from that point on, its fair play. Next time, when she throws her beer bottle at a guy and it cracks him in the head, is he still meant to just stand there ?

Blanky, I'm the same way about any of the Cohen Bros films (minus "Intolerable Cruelty" and "The Ladykillers" ... but that is for a diffrent post), most of the time trailers give you too much info.

I have also felt your pain over the annoying audience, but there is an answer... go to see it at the Arclight. If someone glances at a phone during a showing there you can have them removed, seriously you pay the extra $ to keep the punters out. These days It's movies in this order, private screening, the Arclight or wait for video.

I have over 20 Pentium ones that still work and most I still use as servers. If you like linux without X11 then 75mhz is more than enough to run all the command line apps you would need. You can have mpd(an mp3 player), mc(file manager), emacs, w3m(text based web browser), and rtorrent all running in diffrent screen tabs and all of them working really fast.

FIXXED, diffrent video, but same boat, and same function

DMT is something you might want to try if you really want to see other dimensions. Its what your brain produces to make you dream but the effects are very diffrent if you smoke it. Its really one of the things you cant describe and you sometimes wont even remember any of it if the dose is to high just like when your asleep. Heres a video of a user talking about it.
http://www.videosift.com/video/Joe-Rogan-talking-about-DMT

its funny because its true. MS and apple come from two diffrent camps when it comes to style and design. I must admit apple seems to win on both counts.

"very real" chance of friendly fire.

well no sh*t. it's as if they have a diffrent news to everyone else ;-/

South African Condom


Raven got this one up...diffrent video, but I should have searched first, apologies.

I dislike Rosie too. But good greif pick any number of other things to rip on her for. Like perhaps her overwhelming egotism that causes her to be fired from 3 diffrent networks and refuse to admit that other people besides her bloated self have coincerns and feelings. I dislike her because she's arrogant and unwilling to admit it.

Wow, so many pop culture refrences from so many diffrent eras. Your either uber smart or plain crazy. Maybe both, who knows.

DOH! Didn't get any hits when I did the search, now that I look at it, diffrent posting on youTube,sorry folks.

there was another rendition of this on here before, but it was totaly diffrent and the link is now dead. Hope its Ok I repost.