walking bones
choose your own direction
go have fun
some place else

bring your soul
and your Beach Boys records
I can't stand
to have you here

so worn out
cold and dehydrated
the fortune is spent
and dad is in space

every home should have a mom in love
and a daddy in space
chinese porcelain cats
to guard her love
in the window space
show her some respect
she's all worn down

for years to come
I will not forget you
as my son
as my pain

time will heal
what now feels so wounded
tears are spilled
and the holes will fill

every home should have a mom in love...

*LMFAHS *QUALITY *LMFAHS

"
- An old man turned 98. He won the lottery and died the next day of a shock-induced heart attack.
- It's a black fly in your Chardonnay going to celebrate your apartment fumigation.
- It's a death row pardon 2 minutes too late because the Governor was busy watching Dead Man Walking.
- It's like rain at a dehydration victim's funeral.
- It's a free ride to your bankruptcy trial.
- It's good advice to never listen to me.
- ...as his plane crashed down he thought "Now I'll never make it to that Fear of Flying seminar."
- It's like rain flooding an umbrella factory.
- It's a free ride to an over-priced car dealership.
- It's the good advice from the guy who just got you fired.
- Traffic jam when you're already late to receive an award for reducing automobile congestion.
- A "No Smoking" sign on your cigarette break at the RJ Reynolds tobacco company.
- It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife from a soup kitchen.
- It's like meeting the man of my dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife who's also my relationship therapist.
- It's like rain on your wedding day to the Egyptian sun god Ra.
- It's a free ride when you've already paid for a stolen car.
- It's good advice someone advised you not to take.
- I have a funny way of defining rhetorical devices that I use in songs.
- I have a funny way of getting things wrong.
"

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Put on something like Schindler's List or Gallipoli and watch her dehydrate.

The analogy of the video is flawed. Both the debtor and creditor have entered the contract willingly and with expectations of gain. I have agreed to no such contract with God and God has nothing to lose or gain by the defaulting or fulfillment of that contact, only I would. Because of this, justice is not relevant and a benevolent God would have no reason not to show mercy. Even if I were to believe God made me and gave me life, it would have been a gift given of his own free will. He has no right to require a gift in return. I have no debt to God.

God is a perfect being, yet he is eternally progressing.

A contradiction. If he's perfect then progress is not possible by definition.

If we suffer because of floods and famine, it will be for our good. You might say that people who live their entire lives in poverty are not benefitting from hardship, but God will reward us and make up a million times for our sufferings. You'd better believe that impoverished people are humble, and God has promised to reward the humble and meek. In the scope of eternity, suffering is a blessing. He has promised rewards in heaven for enduring our trials well that are beyond our comprehension. I think that's benevolent.

That's only benevolent if he doesn't have the power to make a difference during our lives. Let's say I found you locked in a cage in the woods. I can easily release you but instead I leave you there for 2 weeks. When I return I find you sick from exposure, dehydrated and starving. I then release you and take you home. I personally nurse you back to health over the course of 3 months and then take you on an exotic vacation, pampering you and catering to your every need. Have I been benevolent or should I have just let you out of the cage in the first place before any harm was done?

Like the video explains, in order for justice to be satisfied, Christ had to "pay for" our sins.

The video suggests this but explains nothing. As I said above, justice is not part of the equation because God has nothing to lose or gain from forgiving us (or not). Furthermore, we're talking about God. If God wants to forgive us it's entirely within his power to do so. He doesn't have to play by anyone else's rules. The only reason the sacrifice would have to "have a body, be separated from God, and die" is because God decided to do it that way.

On a side note, this just and loving God seems to require a lot of suffering to make him happy.

As a general rule, if something about Christian doctrine seems unjust or unmerciful or illogical to you, it is probably because it is wrong.

That's kinda my point, actually.

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I've lived in Southern Ontario for most of my life, and 12 years ago I was diagnosed with Diabetes. Since then I've made a few trips to the ER for various reasons. A non-diabetes related incident was when I moved into my first apartment with a roommate back 5 years go. I was doing dishes and washing the inside of a glass when it broke, I received a rather excellent cut to the knuckle of my right pinkie finger. My roommate drove me to the ER, the nurses snickered at our hap-hazard bandage of old socks and paper towels, and about 45 minutes later I was on my way home, all stitched up, and no worse for wear. Oh, and not worrying about cost.

I've gone to the ER when I've been very physically ill, and dehydrated from vomiting. This is a serious issue for anyone with Diabetes. I'm always treated in good time, and taken care of quite well. The hospital here (Grand River Hospital, Kitchener, Ontario), in my experiences, have always been fast and courteous. The only bill I've ever had to pay was for an ambulance ride ($50) when I had a seizure from heat stroke and low blood sugar two summers ago. Even after that experience I had to go for tests to make sure I wasn't epileptic. I was scheduled for an EEG and an MRI, and got both appointments the following week, only two days apart. And even those tests didn't take all day, I was in and out in less then two hours for both of them.

If I had to think about cost everytime I needed medical assistance, I'd go crazy. The fact I can walk into any ER in Ontario and just show them my OHIP card (Provincial photo health ID) and be treated is a substantial ease on my mind. I pay my taxes, and that helps keep this system running as it does. And it runs just fine.

If they every attempted to give us the health system the Americans have, I could almost guarantee there'd be riots in the streets.

Join us next time, well be showing you how to severely dehydrate and malnourish your very own children, cause you cant be fucked putting in 10 min of effort to actually prepare them a decent meal, you shallow callous woman you.

I opened mine up - I found a Zune and two piles dehydrated faeces. My VCR was full of crap. ba-dum-dum-tsk!

I've definitely been better.. the little monkey is trying to kill me for sure! Just got out of the hospital yesterday for dehydration. I had Ensure forced down my throat for a few days. The cool thing is when I puke at the hospital, they like to measure it and play with it!

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How's mah babymaker? Still working on the project? Little scamp killed you yet?

You are walking through a clearing in the forest overlooking a steep cliff, when you notice a rope tied to a tree that appears to be fraying. You look below the tree and notice a backpack resting against the tree. Suddenly it snaps, and the rope flies off the edge of the cliff. For whatever reason, you instantly grab the rope with both hands and stop the end from completely going over. You can feel a heavy weight at the other end. There are no nearby objects on which to tie the rope off, and if you let go it will continue over the edge of the cliff. What should you do?

Does anything change if:
1. you heard a person scream when the rope snapped
2. you heard nothing when the rope snapped
3. you didn't willingly grab the rope, it flew out and tangled around your foot

If you choose to continue holding the rope, several days have passed and nobody has come across the path. What should you do?

Does anything change if:
3. you are extremely fatigued, and your grip is fading
4. you are hungry, dehydrated, but your grip is strong
5. you feel okay, and your grip is strong, but many more days have passed
6. it starts raining, and you begin to slide towards the edge of the cliff

If you choose to continue holding the rope, a person comes frantically running up to help, but trips over a rock and falls off the side of the cliff. They catch themselves with one hand, but are quickly starting to slip. They are too far to reach while holding the rope. What should you do?

Does anything change if:
7. the person is a close friend or family member
8. the person is a complete stranger

They wouldn't have been so dehydrated if they would have just plugged-in the ice box and kept themselves cool!

I think medical advice from Videosift was probably more sound in this regard than my doctor was. He just brushed me off completely.

Also, did you know that Charlotte Brontë may have died from dehydration and malnourishment, caused by excessive vomiting from severe morning sickness??

Same here. I jerked off to this so many times I had to be taken to the hospital for dehydration.

>> ^kronosposeidon:
After seeing this scene for the first time back when this film came out in 1982, my brain perfectly recorded it in 1080p resolution, and played it back for me that very evening when I got home. And I gained a valuable wisdom from this scene too: Lock the fucking door.
Promote my horny teen years.

Science is difficult to do correctly even when not under the supervision of a religious officer, so absent further information, it seems safe to assume their findings aren't significant, and may simply refer to harmless strains of E Coli, which would be meaningless. The danger of drinking urine is generally the dehydrating salt content, not bacteria. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urophagia#Survival

It does seem plausible, though, that females are more susceptable to urinary tract infections, in which case it would make sense to let female infants sit less in urine-soaked diapers than one would do with male infants (water historically being scarce in the desert).

That's gonna be one dehydrated doggy when he grows up...

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