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Mac Lethals EPIC Breakdown of the Movie Dazed and Confused

probie says...

Just click through to YouTube, it's right there:

The movie starts, "Sweet Emotion"'s playing in the background,
kids are smoking weed with Slater, man he's such a class clown,
all the cars are full of beer, Bacardi and liquor,
because tonight there is a giant house party at Pickford's,
it's the last day of school, Slater is trippin,
Tony had a weird dream and tells Mike he should listen,
in his dream he had a naked girl her boobies were decent,
but then the naked body's head belonged to Abraham Lincoln, whoa,
Don gives Randal Pink a pledge sheet for football that says
he can't do drugs while Benny's making a paddle,
Jodi begs the guys to not hurt her brother Mitch Kramer
but they still plan to, damn they're such assholes,
they breaking it down, for the football coach, "You have to use a substance?
Randal Pink you better be giving yourself an attitude adjustment,"
so they drive up to the middle school to make a big announcement
Mitchy Mitchty Mitchy do not run don't think about it
Mitch asks the teacher if they can escape through the back
"50 going on a mission, 25 aint coming back,"
school is over but they're gettng chased like fuck it lets be out,
Carl's mom pulls out a gun "but miss there's ruffians about,"
("AIRRAID YOU FRESHMEN BITCHES!!!!")
they're smoking weed in Pickford's room,
the beer man brought the kegs too soon,
the party's canceled, ruining the plans that were in store,
cuz if you go to Pickford's house and knock his dad answers the door,
Hitch is at his game hes pitchin and hes terrified
oh holy shit he looks up in the bleachers and right theres the guys
they catch him and the bend him over beat him til his fanny's pink
now he can hardly walk and so he gets a ride from Randy Pink,
they pick him up later like he's a foolish little kid
"you got a joint?" "no i do not," "well it'd be cooler if you did"
alright alright alright, theres Wooderson hes such a crazy fool
they go to the emporium to meet some girls and play some pool
you leave the dance, you can't come back
but fuck it those kids didn't care
they wanna walk around a bit but Herschfelder was "gettin there"
now they're gettin chased and they get licked by O'Bannon
wee wee wee squeeal like a pig oh my god they cannot stand him
now they're breakin mailboxes with cans that's meant for trash
get a gun pulled on em fuck this old man Pickford hit the gas
they get revenge on Obannon,with hardy laughter dude scours,
Wooderson plotted a beerbust, awesome party at the moon tower!
president George Washington was not a homosapien
ain't you ever heard that song? the presidents were aliens
Mitch and Julie hit it off, theyre prolly gonna get it on,
the beer is flowin nicely then abruptly everything went wrong
smells like someone's smokin reefer! i'm the one thats smokin reefer,
push him, sucker punch him, oopsie daisies put him in the sleeper
dominant alpha male mothafucker you fuckin disgust me i hate your guts,
he's kickin his ass hes punchin and kickin and killin him til they break it up
god damn it, he's lucky that he's still alive,
stupid mothafucka had to ruin shit and kill the vibe,
the party's over, keg is tapped, it's get up in the car time
lets go smoke a joint right on the 50 fuckin yard line!
break down! giggling! party in the hot night!
mustve been too loud or something theres a fuckin cop light
cops are talkin shit like they can smell beer and smell smoke
randy floyd is gettin high well wait til i go tell coach!
coach comes, mad as hell, randy pink, let's speak,
ditch your loser friends right now and sign your freakin pledge sheet,
sorry coach i got a speech for you it goes like this,
ya see i might play football in the fall but nope i wont sign this, peace!
mitch and julie making out until the sun rise,
mama grabs him by the ear you'reo ff the hook this one time,
mitchell are you drunk right now? heck no mom,
happy end mitch kramer goes to sleep with headphones on>> ^eric3579:

A promote to the sifter who can track down the lyrics to this song.

EXTREME NINJA HAMSTER

ForgedReality says...

>> ^Reefie:

>> ^ForgedReality:
I don't see any corners there. It's in the middle of a road. And it's a wild animal, not a pet.
It didn't look to me like they were tormenting it. They were just having a bit of fun. The fact that they delicately picked him up and lightly set him down in the weeds at the end came as a bit of a surprise to me. Good to see they didn't hurt it.

No need to be a smart alec, that poor creature was doing a last resort attempt to fight because it had exhausted the option of flight. You walk down a road and get mugged by 3 assailants - there are no corners on the road but the word 'cornered' is very applicable to the situation.
As for the gingerly scooping up and depositing in the grass at the end, they were too scared of being bitten to pick it up by that point. The video clearly shows their repeated attempts to pick up the creature without being bitten, behaviour by them that is only making the critter more anxious. I only dread to think how things would have gone if one of them had been able to pick it up.
No shit Sherlock about it being a wild animal - I almost mentioned in my first post that a possible reason for the aggressive behaviour might be if it was a mother with a litter of kits nearby - then I noticed the bollocks and a couple of classic bits of male rodent behaviour.
They hurt it alright, they scared the crap out of it and all you can say is "good to see they didn't hurt it"... WTF? Were you even watching the same video?! Emotional distress is more damaging to small creatures than physical inflictions because it induces a confusion that can completely interrupt their regular routine, and one day later there's a dead rodent in the bushes because it's been too dazed to feed and look after itself.


I don't see them trying to pick it up at all. They're being dicks, sure, but they're not TORMENTING it. They just thought it was funny how the animal chose to defend itself. Obviously it was defending something (a litter perhaps as I was suggesting and as you mentioned), but it had a choice to stay and fight or run into the safety of the weeds, so how was this a "last resort?" They weren't encircling it and preventing its escape, and at the end, they even made sure it got off the road and didn't get run over by a car or something.

PS - Calm down. There's medication you can take for that.

EXTREME NINJA HAMSTER

Reefie says...

>> ^ForgedReality:
I don't see any corners there. It's in the middle of a road. And it's a wild animal, not a pet.
It didn't look to me like they were tormenting it. They were just having a bit of fun. The fact that they delicately picked him up and lightly set him down in the weeds at the end came as a bit of a surprise to me. Good to see they didn't hurt it.


No need to be a smart alec, that poor creature was doing a last resort attempt to fight because it had exhausted the option of flight. You walk down a road and get mugged by 3 assailants - there are no corners on the road but the word 'cornered' is very applicable to the situation.

As for the gingerly scooping up and depositing in the grass at the end, they were too scared of being bitten to pick it up by that point. The video clearly shows their repeated attempts to pick up the creature without being bitten, behaviour by them that is only making the critter more anxious. I only dread to think how things would have gone if one of them had been able to pick it up.

No shit Sherlock about it being a wild animal - I almost mentioned in my first post that a possible reason for the aggressive behaviour might be if it was a mother with a litter of kits nearby - then I noticed the bollocks and a couple of classic bits of male rodent behaviour.

They hurt it alright, they scared the crap out of it and all you can say is "good to see they didn't hurt it"... WTF? Were you even watching the same video?! Emotional distress is more damaging to small creatures than physical inflictions because it induces a confusion that can completely interrupt their regular routine, and one day later there's a dead rodent in the bushes because it's been too dazed to feed and look after itself.

Bob Dylan - A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall (1976)

rougy says...

"...because all that you judge, is just what you said."

"...because you judge the world, yet it falls behind you."

And
Round and round
Forever and ever

Truculent, honest, dazed and confused.

(hmmmm....hmmmmm....four, five, six seven)

Because numbers are
People
and people
are Highways

Ice Cube - Who's The Mack

MrFisk says...

Who's the mack? is it some brother in a big hat
Thinking he can get any bitch with a good rap?
Rolling in a fucked-up Lincoln
Leaning to the side So it looks like he's sinking
Into that leopard interior
This nigga thinks every girl's inferior
To his tongue, get a dumb bitch sprung
As she's selling more butt
Don't even get a cut of the money
His name is Sonny
And he know the play
And hope to od that he don't find a runaway
That's looking to become a star
He'll have your ass in and out of every car
With every on and Rick, sucking every john's dick
Come short of the money, get your ass kicked
You don't like it but you still call him hunk
Last night the nigga put yo' ass in the trunk
You wanna leave but Sonny started talking fast
And it make you wanna go and sell more ass
He's getting rich, you his bitch and it's like that
Now ask yourself
Who's the mack?
Who's the mack?

It is that fool that wanna pump the gas
Give you a sad story and you give him cash?
He starts macking and macking and you sucking
Quick to say I'm down on my luck
And you give a dollar or a quarter and he's on his way
Then you see his sorry ass the next day
Are you the one getting played like a sucka?
Or do you say, "Get a job, motherfucker"?
Every day, the story gets better
He's wearing dirty pants and a funky-assed sweater
He claims he wants to get something to eat
But every day you find yourself getting beat
He gets your money and you run across the street don't look both ways
'cause he's in a daze
And almost get his ass hit for the crack
Now ask yourself
Who's the mack?
Who's the Mack?

Is it that nigga in that club asking
Have you ever been in a hot tub?
I know the game so I watch it unfold
When i see the boy pinned to your earlobe
He's talking shit and you crack a smile
When he tell you that he can go buck wild
For a girl like you and make it feel good
You know it's drama but it sound real good
He started dragging and hopefully he can start tagging
The pussy so he can keep bragging
He say, "I'm 'a leave baby, can you go with me?"
The pussy so he can keep bragging
You wanna do it but you feeling like a H-O-E
You grab his hand, you leave and it's over
'Cause the nigga ain't nothing but a rover
Ya knew the game and you still ended up on your back
Now ask yourself
Who's the Mack?
Macking is the game and everybody's playing
And as long as you believe what they saying
Consider the a M.A.C.K. and with no delay
They are gonna get all the play
But when it comes to me, save the drama for your momma
It's Ice Cube and you know that I'm a
Mack in my own right
When it comes to rhyme and rap
'cause all i do is kick facts
Unlike Iceberg Slimm
And all of them be claimin' be P.I.M.P.
No, I'm not going out that way
I'm just a straight up N I double G A
Next time U get over on a fool
And you did the shit like real smooth
Thank Ice Cube for giving up the facts
And ask yourself
Who's the Mack?

TDS: Volcanolypse 2010

handmethekeysyou says...

I made one of the last flights to Dublin before the airport got shut down, then got stuck there for a few extra daze [sic] because of this nonsense. Missed some work, drank more than my fair share of Guinness. Rock on with your bad self Eyjafjallajökull.

Christina Ricci's armpit hair.

videosiftbannedme says...

Since we're on the subject of armpit hair in general (and who the hell knows when the conversation will swing back in this direction...), I have to share a little story.

Years ago, I used to subscribe to Rolling Stone. Right after Steve Clark had died, the magazine caught up with the remaining members of Def Leppard and did an interview with them. I flipped to the article and began reading; the article starting off with a nice page-sized picture of the remaining members, minus drummer Rick Allen. I noticed it, but didn't think anything of it at that moment, so I keep reading. I turn the page, and stare at another page-sized picture, and there's Rick, shirtless. Missing his arm. With armpit hair.

You know, I knew he only had one arm, and naturally, he didn't shave. But I never put the two together until it was abruptly put in front of me like that. Man....(shakes head, dazed) It was like moss growing on the side of a tree, you know? Just kind of took me by surprise.

Anyway...

Bitter:Sweet - The Mating Game

MrFisk says...

Dance with me across the ocean floor
Sail away to heaven's open door
Step right up you're the next contestant
In this sweet charade
Take a number, wait while I twist your fate

On the mating game
Mating game

Hold me close enough to drink my rose
The devil in my pocket turned to gold
Sorry to warn you, you're in a daze
Tonight I'll love you, but tomorrow go away

Step right up who's the next contestant
In this sweet charade?
Take a number, wait while I tease you sane

On the mating game
Mating game

Jerseyband - Shave Your Shelf LIVE @ Southpaw

Future Shock (1972) / narrated by Orson Welles

Before Music Dies documentary

ulysses1904 says...

This had some good interviews. It was funny that they had footage from outside an Ashlee Simpson concert because when she had her lip-sync disaster on SNL I thought it was inevitable. She was one of many that were fast-tracked to fame without earning it through years of dedication and experience. A pro wouldn't have been using a vocal track or even if they were they would have had the experience to handle the situation and tell the drummer to start over with the right song. Instead she just wandered around in a daze.

Going up the Country - Canned Heat

Going up the Country - Canned Heat

EndAll says...

Interesting to note: Alan "Blind Owl" Wilson, who is singing here, couldn't see anything 2 feet in front of him while performing, as he wasn't wearing his glasses. Might be why he has that kind of dazed, glazed over look going on. He was an interesting individual; a blues scholar and musicologist, he often slept outside to be closer nature, and in 1964 did a lot of work to reintroduce the iconic bluesman, Eddie "Son" House, back onto the scene - teaching him his own songs, which he had recorded 30-40 years earlier, again. He was yet another amazing young musician who left the world too early, at age 27, of a drug overdose.

Quentin Tarantino's Top 20 Favorite Movies Since 1993

dannym3141 says...

>> ^griefer_queafer:
DOGVILLE?! BLADE?! DAZED AND CONFUSED?! SPEED?! PUuuhhhHHHHHHHHLEAZE!
For a fellow with such a legendary palette for films, I don't think there is ONE movie on this list that passes as 'art.' And one might say that he is not naming the top 20 art film of the last 15 years or whatever. Fine. But he sure talks about these crapsters like they are works of art.
Whatevs. Jackie Brown is still an amazing movie.


I gotta say that tarentino for me burnt out in what, 1998? Starting with kill bill, he's released the most awful garbage. For someone whose first few films blew me away so much and was so ubiquitous during my childhood, i cannot believe the garbage this man is currently spewing forth in the form of films. And i loved all the standard ones - pulp fiction, reservoir dogs, jackie brown, etc.

A lot of people say "His films are tribute to <these> kinds of films! You just don't get it!" -- To that i say, well fair enough, but i've seen a few of those types of films and i enjoyed watching them. I didn't enjoy watching this film. If it's a tribute to a style of film it still has to be a good film.

There's a lot of fan boys for tarentino and m night shiteamalan. You can't just make an utter shit movie and say "it's a tribute to shit movies" ala "The Happening", you have to make it a good movie. Otherwise you could say every shit movie ever made is a tribute to shit movies.

And it's a crime to criticise these movies now. Criticise kill bill, the happening, those 2 grindhouse shitpiles, or inglorious basterds and you get laughed at: "LOL YOU DON'T GET IT LOL IT'S INTENTIONALLY SHIT"

Oh right, that makes it good then yeah!? I mean seriously, write me a list of all the movies that are unintentionally shit so that i can criticise them without embarassing myself, and leave all the intentionally shit movies alone or more likely laud them.

Quentin Tarantino's Top 20 Favorite Movies Since 1993

griefer_queafer says...

DOGVILLE?! BLADE?! DAZED AND CONFUSED?! SPEED?! PUuuhhhHHHHHHHHLEAZE!

For a fellow with such a legendary palette for films, I don't think there is ONE movie on this list that passes as 'art.' And one might say that he is not naming the top 20 art film of the last 15 years or whatever. Fine. But he sure talks about these crapsters like they are works of art.

Whatevs. Jackie Brown is still an amazing movie.



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