Five years ago. Wow.

So much has changed for the better.

Not perfect, never will be perfect,nothing is ever perfect.

But it is better.

Thank you, Dan Savage and husband Terry.

I'm in California, and i think dans in Thailand. California Is a Clinton state. If i was in a swing state i'd be more inclined to vote for that p.o.s. Clinton. I'm lucky i get to vote my conscious. I fucking hate Clinton but as horrible as i think she is shes still the only real option.

*ban
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The thing about this, Dan, is that to some degree both Bernie and Trump alienate a lot of their party's base. Just like you have a lot of undecided republicans, I think Bernie would have caused a lot of undecided democrats. Similarly, of course, they dislodge a lot of the opposition and in particular people angry with the current system. This just causes a lot more free movement, which i think is a good thing in principle.

The daily ups-and-downs that are the curse of an election cycle would sway this mass in either direction. As much as I love Bernie, I very much doubt he'd be the landslide some people seem to think.

Oh he will say it....and hopefully Hillary is ready for him and she kills him right then and there.

Like the Jack Kennedy moment for Dan Quayle.

This one was less bitchy she is improving.

Dan Castellaneta talking to Dan Castellaneta.

*promote hammer time with Gav and Dan!

1. I hate writing lists like this.
2. but only because I'm afraid I don't have enough cool stuff to put on them
3. I swear.. a lot, but I get away with it... in person, because I'm Irish, and in writing, because I'm an eloquent motherfucker
4. When I was a kid, I really wanted to be a space shuttle pilot. My entire room was covered in space posters, until I was eventually convinced this wouldn't happen in my early teens (kinda hard to be a shuttle pilot when you live in a country with no space program or even an airforce).... at which point....
5. I started listening to heavy metal and for years I wanted to be a touring musician. Played in a few bands, even recorded some stuff, but I was never really that good, but I did teach my brother to start playing
6.... who is now waaaay better than I ever was, has a degree in music and releases some of my favourite music.
7. I am by a long way the most level-headed member of my family.
8. I like to think I'm resourceful (read as "watched one too many episodes of macgyver as a kid") and set myself little challenges all the time (like trying to break into my own house)
9. I've been arrested once and spent a night in a cell
10. I love the mountains (snowboarding, mountain biking) but didn't realise this until my late 20s. It's one of my great regrets that I didn't start these things sooner.
11. I'm a 3rd dan (soon to be 4th!) black belt in Aikido, but....
12. I haven't been in a fight since high school.
13. A small immature part of me really wants someone to attack me so I can find out.
14. The rest of me isn't nearly that stupid.
15. I love to cook (especially BBQ), and will happily spend all day preparing a meal for my wife or my friends.
16. I don't have or want kids, but I get on great with them (I suspect they think I roughly as mature as they are).
17. I teach a kids Aikido class.
18. I'm very good at my job, but it's just a means to an end for me. If I never needed to work again, I wouldn't.
19. No-one will read this far.
20. I think people are basically good, but they're also stupid and easily manipulated... this goes for me too.
21. I really want to travel again, but life keeps getting in the way.
22. I'm a total geek.
23. I like to look at everything from all angles, but there are somethings I have no time for (homepathy, racism, homophobia, climate deniers, etc). I don't believe in debating these people.
24. I sometimes wonder if I should put my money where my mouth is and run for public office, but then I remember that that would seriously cut into my snowboarding/mountainbiking/aikido-ing time.
25. I am very tempted to delete this list.

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Not to detract you from the last couple years of presidential race controversy, but you should all know Dan Gutman is the author of that book series and he's awesome: http://www.indiewire.com/2016/08/last-week-tonight-john-oliver-the-kid-who-ran-for-president-dan-gutman-1201719095/

I'm only a couple episodes into HarmonQuest, but it's pretty good so far, it might help tide you over. Dan Harmon is the co creator of Rick and Morty and the grey beard in that video.

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