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The Hobbit: The Desolation of Warners (Part 3/2)
Who knows with ant. If i had to guess, i'd say cuz you used the word fuck. He downvotes all kinds of crazy shit. It's what he does, and we love him for it Never take an ant downvote personally. Eventually you get use to it
For shits and giggles, I felt the need to see how many videos he's downvoted. https://videosift.com/member/ant/voteddown
Drum roll.............49,520
LOL
I bet that is more than all other sifters combined.
why did i get downvoted?
Jeff Goldblum Making Noises
Since quality has already been designated, allow me to *doublepromote cuz' Oooooh how I love me some Jeff Goldblum!
Lil Dicky - Too High (Official Video)
Lyrics -
Verse 1
Blowin something sticky word to pre-cum dicks
Im wit ma team in this bitch, and we all getting lit
I mean the weed hella loud, like a teenage chick
And we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganja
And now I'm huffin and puffin, I'm choking on that bong
And the dope im on is bomb I'm smoking that Vietcong
Getting real high
Watching funny videos of bill nye
Tell me that this jam isn't still fly --
Bill nye theme song
now im getting hungry than a muthafucka
put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400
whered I put that honey mustard
lookin all around the cupboard for that muthafucka
until I discovered a custard, I covered wit butter from last week.
How long do them thangs keep?
Guess I better ask jeeves
go get ma computer but im staring at the damn screen
Damn D, you forgetting what ya task be
The puff puff pass, gotcha gassed
Now ya man is fucked...
Chorus
And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
but I think im way too high
and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
but I think ma brains too fried
and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it
im praying that I make it
afraid im goin to dieeeee
I'm too blazed, it's too late
to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high
Verse 2
now im freakin out up in this bitch
cant control it and ma homies passin round another spliff
so I bolted to the BR
Consulted with the mirror
Lil Dicky please step up, you pathetic
Cuz the weed in you beating you
then all a sudden im on the toilet beating ma penis blue
but I aint cummin because as im imagining fucking something
that pretty girl im humping
becoming my fuckin cousin, or mother or brother
or some other fucking disgusting person
ma brain is bein strange, cuz im high as a plane
I aint deranged, im just saying it's a violent strain
So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars
Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars
Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that shit
Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script
How the fuck a human being wanna fuck a
Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having ass thing
Man im high as fuckkkk
Chorus
And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
but I think im way too high
and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
but I think ma brains too fried
and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it
im praying that I make it
afraid im goin to dieeeee
I'm too blazed, it's too late
to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high
verse 3
rock hard cock, cuz im watching katy perry
in her video the whole world's made of candy
damn...I aint even got no candy
so now at the fucking c store
where ya man be torn than a mafucka
peanut eminems or a twix
cant commit, so I count the benefits on ma hands
goddamn now im weary of the man -- yeah the cashier
homeland, Nazir!
s-s-s-so damn tweaked I cant even cross the mothafuckin street
gotta wait until that muthafucka's green
now im back up at the crib, and im laughin at giraffes long necks
gotta shit, but the path to the bathroom is complex
crafted a long text, took about an hour
took a scary shower, now im sitting naked on the ground
man im fucked up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up.
This sucks im high as fuck.
Chorus
And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
but I think im way too high
and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
but I think ma brains too fried
and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it
im praying that I make it
afraid im goin to dieeeee
I'm too blazed, it's too late
to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high
outtro
Macao International Parade 2017
I'm no parade person cuz the ones in the states (on television) seem super lame. This however looks amazing. Would definitely go.
Tiny Meerkats wait patiently in line for food
Upvoted cuz girl
Why Do People Still Think The Earth Is Flat?
"Cuz I seen it on the YOUTUBES"
Semi Truck Stops Amazingly Fast In An Emergency
Pretty sure that's no school bus, and the truck driver isn't breaking any traffic laws. So, not only would hitting the child not be murder (which is silly cuz definition of murder..) there would be no crime at all. The child however was jaywalking so...
Insane truck driver should have been going slow near a school bus. He almost murdered a child.
Cannabis commercial mocks prescription drug commercials
Daaaaaaaamn! I ain't been "You're the wizard stoned" in AGES!
Every now and then, I get a little misty-eye'd for the days of yore when ultra-high-grade pot wasn't available at every corner store.
I recall the days of lurking narcs in city parks; being out in the middle of a drought; going to a head shop to buy a bong then getting kicked out 'cuz I asked for it wrong (the magic word was "Tobacco", not "pot", you twat!)
The pot was stemmy, the sellers seedy, and I didn't care because I was hella needy.
But once a year, just 'fore November, would come the time I most remember because it was in those shortening days when I'd hear a rumor of Purple Haze, Ghost Train OG -- I'd be stoned for DAYS! Finally, the good stuff came from coastal plots, a plethora of the finest pots; time to dance and restore my stash: shit, I might even score some HASH!
My friends would come by and we'd all get high, never aware of time passing us by. We laughed, we munched, we floated along with hits from the joints and pulls from the bong. We never imagined dabs or wax, we were satisfied with bud: nothing wrong with those facts.
Now I buy an a gram or two -- Dirty Girl; Gorilla Glue -- and satisfied that my wife's in bed, I once again become a Head. I remember all those days gone by when there was no greater goal than just getting high. I recall them fondly -- if somewhat hazy -- and know that life without pot is just a little too crazy.
CNN begs for forgiveness, Project Veritas plays its Zapruder
@Fairbs
look at what i wrote.
i totally agree with you,and the mounting evidence that:
russian intelligence may have attempted to influence our elections,but name a first world country whose intelligence agencies do NOT try to influence elections,or unduly influence legislators to implement legislation favorable to their interests?
the argument isn't that russian intelligence did what every ..single..intelligence agency does on a global scale,with US intelligence agencies being the biggest offenders.
the narrative being shoved down our throats is that the trump campaign COLLUDED with russian intelligence to install trump as president,of which there is NO evidence..zero..zip..nada.
is there evidence that trump may (and let us be frank,most likely)have engaged in some suspicious and possibly illegal financial and business dealings with russia?
considering that no american financial institution will touch trump with a ten foot pole,and his global credit is in the shitter.also considering his blatant abuse of his son in law to garner financial loans from china with the promise of "presidential favoritism" (which is soooo fucking illegal).
i think it safe to say that trumps business and financial dealings with russia are,how shall i put this?
colorful and inventive?(and possibly illegal).
but does this translate to collusion to install trump as president?
nope..just a crooked car saleman abusing his status to broker deals with crooked russians.
you mentioned the 13 intelligence agencies.
do you mean the SAME agencies that were POSITIVE that saddam had WMD's?
the same agencies who were CERTAIN that assad had used sarin gas on civilians?
the very same agencies who were 100% proof positive that gadhafi had killed his own people?
THOSE agencies?
the very same agencies who are making the argument that russian intelligence colluded with the trump campaign and have not provided ONE lick of evidence besides:"trust us,we know".
sorry mate,you know i love ya,but i am gonna need some proof,because THOSE fuckers have lied to me more often than not.the term DEEP state is referring to the very agencies that have lied to us time and time again.
and i ain't buying it.
and for CNN to get pantsed in public by the likes of a slimeball such as james o'keefe and breibart..FUCKING BREITBART..they need to just walk out into traffic and end themselves.
not that i gave CNN much cred to begin with,but now they are just dead to me.a pimple on a syphillis infected rhinocerous's ballsack.
so much fail...but corporate bobbleheads do not experience shame,or guilt.
cuz they get paid to lie,obfuscate and gaslight you,and me.
despicable human beings...the lot of them.
When In International Airports, which country are you in?
*promote cuz i had no clue it's so complicated
Trigger discipline...Versus Open Carry
Why? The person at the front desk probably thought they were there to kill everyone & ran to get officers. Pulled over...yeah cuz it looks like you're about to rob a bank dipshit.
The Coast Guard saves an SUV Driver
yeah,i read that too and was unsure if i should say anything,but you beat me to it!
the misuse of contractions is not a crime,cuz i am a huge offender in that department.
it was the nonsensical that got my attention,and i know nonsensical.
have you READ any of my rants?
That sentence LITERALLY doesn't make ANY sense...
Trump-Funded Operative CAUGHT Soliciting Illegal Acts?
@newtboy
i had three facebook people post this garbage from o'keefe,cuz they love themselves so of that good ol' confirmation bias and like to use words like "libtard" and "liberal pansy".
oh the delicious pleasure i took in posting the original,un-edited version.
Aftermath November 2016
@Stormsinger
ok ok...i got ya...
and i agree with you,for the most part.i think you may actually be more optimistic than i am.
but my argument is not one of acceptance,but understanding.
we can understand why someone did A. B. or C. but that does not automatically translate to condoning,or accepting.
so welcome to the shitshow folks!
shit is about to get REAL interesting.
ps:sanders should have taken jill steins offer to run as primary on the green ticket,or just ran as an independent.
but he didn't cuz:party politics>integrity
STOMP percussion performance
Performance/Music gets crazy @32:43 although 15:30 may be my favorite cuz of the dope beat. Audience participation at the end is just lovely.