Step 1: Learns Ant Crusher
Step 2: Angry Birds
Step 3: Masters social networking
Step 4: Takes over world

>> ^Tingles:

Tbh if I ever saw/met this guy in Van, I would punch him as hard as I could in the face for every spoken line he had in Indy IV. I don't apologize if that makes me seem like a bad person. He voluntarily helped ruin and rape Indiana Jones.
Keep this man (Tingles) away from Jar Jar Binks, Scrappy Doo, The Great Gazoo, Wesly Crusher, and every orphaned kid added to a sit-com family in it's final year.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'STTNG, Picard, Wesley Crusher, Wil Wheaton, Patrick Stewart' to 'STTNG, Picard, Wesley Crusher, Wil Wheaton, Patrick Stewart, supershort' - edited by gwiz665

>> ^WaterDweller:

>> ^rychan:
Heh, that actually has some nice moments. Action was pretty cheesy, though. Data did a good job, but seeing him fidget was pretty out of character.
It didn't seem like there were many porn scenes edited out this. Were there only 2?

The whole thing is probably feature length, judging by the size of the various rips floating around (from 700-1400 MB). This scrubbed version is 26-27 minutes. So there are probably more than two porn scenes in it. EDIT: when looking at the pairings, I see several possibilities: Riker-Troy, Geordie-Braun, Worf-whatever-her-name, Data-Tasha, and Picard-Crusher at the end.


Your assumption is correct. 2 hours long with 5 scenes that you mentioned...

>> ^rychan:

Heh, that actually has some nice moments. Action was pretty cheesy, though. Data did a good job, but seeing him fidget was pretty out of character.
It didn't seem like there were many porn scenes edited out this. Were there only 2?

The whole thing is probably feature length, judging by the size of the various rips floating around (from 700-1400 MB). This scrubbed version is 26-27 minutes. So there are probably more than two porn scenes in it. EDIT: when looking at the pairings, I see several possibilities: Riker-Troy, Geordie-Braun, Worf-whatever-her-name, Data-Tasha, and Picard-Crusher at the end.

But how do they work?

/obligatory

>> ^Boise_Lib:

Just put your hard drive between two heavy duty magnets and rotate.
Magnets are fuckn' magic.

The scene with the car crusher was probably the only scene I would have cut. I think it felt too "real" and just made me uncomfortable - and I have pretty thick skin.
>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

Much of the violence was cartoonish, like Hit Girl running down a hallway, killing 20 guys in a matter of seconds, but some of the violence seemed intent on being disturbing, like when Big Daddy and Hit Girl smash a guy in a car crusher and laugh about it, or when hit girl kills the woman in the red dress. I think these scenes were deliberately meant to mirror the scenes in which the villains torture people.
I think 'selective humanization' is more of a condition of our culture than anything else, and Matthew Vaughn is playing with this concept, pushing our buttons. I've got his commentary on a blu-ray, I should probably check it out for more insight.

Much of the violence was cartoonish, like Hit Girl running down a hallway, killing 20 guys in a matter of seconds, but some of the violence seemed intent on being disturbing, like when Big Daddy and Hit Girl smash a guy in a car crusher and laugh about it, or when hit girl kills the woman in the red dress. I think these scenes were deliberately meant to mirror the scenes in which the villains torture people.

I think 'selective humanization' is more of a condition of our culture than anything else, and Matthew Vaughn is playing with this concept, pushing our buttons. I've got his commentary on a blu-ray, I should probably check it out for more insight.

Hate Wesley Crusher. Love Wil Wheaton.

whhill whheaton looks way better with facial hair (ie The Guild, Big Bang Theory, etc). without the beard he's just little wesley crusher.

>> ^BoneRemake:

>> ^Yogi:
>> ^BoneRemake:
at first I thought that was the guy off of tv show buffy the vampire slayer. then I realized its lil Crusher from The next generation.

Who do you think he played on Buffy?

yea that Danny strong guy. ( edited because I put wrong link)
yea I am asking for a downvote I think but I honestly couldnt stand the show, no way in hell would I pay to watch that show, however if someone wanted to PAY ME then I most defenitly would. My sister watched that crud like it was had some meaning to her life or something...


D:


...also isn't it Wil with one L?

>> ^Yogi:

>> ^BoneRemake:
at first I thought that was the guy off of tv show buffy the vampire slayer. then I realized its lil Crusher from The next generation.

Who do you think he played on Buffy?


yea that Danny strong guy. ( edited because I put wrong link)

yea I am asking for a downvote I think but I honestly couldnt stand the show, no way in hell would I pay to watch that show, however if someone wanted to PAY ME then I most defenitly would. My sister watched that crud like it was had some meaning to her life or something...

>> ^heathen:

>> ^Yogi:
>> ^BoneRemake:
at first I thought that was the guy off of tv show buffy the vampire slayer. then I realized its lil Crusher from The next generation.

Who do you think he played on Buffy?

I'm guessing Jonathan?


WHAT?! The adorable awesome Jonathan?!? No sir...No I won't put up with this. You will go pay Hulu $10 a month and watch the entire Buffy series again sir until you know your place in the Whedonverse!

>> ^Yogi:

>> ^BoneRemake:
at first I thought that was the guy off of tv show buffy the vampire slayer. then I realized its lil Crusher from The next generation.

Who do you think he played on Buffy?


I'm guessing Jonathan?

>> ^BoneRemake:

at first I thought that was the guy off of tv show buffy the vampire slayer. then I realized its lil Crusher from The next generation.


Who do you think he played on Buffy?