But don't bother with flaxseed oil. It's popular now because it makes the skillet look nice and black and shiny, but many people have found that the seasoning tends to crack and flake off on the long term. Canola oil is fine, as it has a high smoke point (resulting in stronger bonds) and it's easy to acquire. (Other, saturated fats like Crisco are well-liked for their ease of use.)

Does this work on dead peoples fat rolls? In the zombie apocalypse those will be far more accessible than Crisco.

Did they use Crisco on the floors? Who is polishing these floors to a mirror finish?

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

what can one say, that one has not said already.....foldolphins...not my cup o' tee tee-Hybrid on the other hand, well,....... Crisco™/wristwatch.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Site_enhancement_oil

That's not steroids it's like botox. Site enhancement oils. It's similar to injecting Crisco into your ass to make it look bigger.

Or like that guy who injected it into his tits to make himself look like a douchebag.

WOHOAOA!! folcats...not my cup o' tee tee-blankfist on the other hand, well,....... Crisco™/wristwatch



In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Oooooh! CLICK MINE NEXT! CLICK MINE!

In reply to this comment by residue:
whoa! so clicking your avatar picture brings up the yapping dog?? I didn't know that was possible. It's like finding an easter egg...

wait, who released this report early? don't they save these things so we can have fun hearings on who dropped the ball? now... we have no excuses

pretty much a given and an easy guess. you don't even WANT to know what else is going to happen! boy howdy.

p.s. it involves many monkeys and crisco. so many monkeys. you've been warned obama!

Stop being gay.

In reply to this comment by thinker247:
Okay, one account with a general item holding one subset trait.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
There was only one account.

In reply to this comment by thinker247:
No, on all accounts. Figure it out and you'll get a free jar of the new and improved Crisco A$$ Grav33. And an upvote on a cat fart video.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Is your avatar a rock formation that looks oddly similar to a vagina? Well, I'll be...

Okay, one account with a general item holding one subset trait.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
There was only one account.

In reply to this comment by thinker247:
No, on all accounts. Figure it out and you'll get a free jar of the new and improved Crisco A$$ Grav33. And an upvote on a cat fart video.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Is your avatar a rock formation that looks oddly similar to a vagina? Well, I'll be...

There was only one account.

In reply to this comment by thinker247:
No, on all accounts. Figure it out and you'll get a free jar of the new and improved Crisco A$$ Grav33. And an upvote on a cat fart video.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Is your avatar a rock formation that looks oddly similar to a vagina? Well, I'll be...

No, on all accounts. Figure it out and you'll get a free jar of the new and improved Crisco A$$ Grav33. And an upvote on a cat fart video.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Is your avatar a rock formation that looks oddly similar to a vagina? Well, I'll be...

Oh....and fistfuck Ted with Crisco and a wristwatch, preferably his own Rolex Day-Date....then sell the film and proceeds go to educating the whole of Africa.

Hay-Zeus Crisco, am I the only person here that wants to eat a shitload of mushrooms and haunt this subway concern all night??!!! Put some midget triplets and a family of octuplets dressed as gnomes in that 'lectric freak tube and let's ride.....

I haven't really had much time for new music. I've been listening to Grizzly Bear a lot still, they're on Letterman tonight I think. Battles seems interesting, although I've only really listened to the first 3 songs or so. Other than that, Raymond Scott and my friend's band Quiet Bears (4track folky goodness). Got anything new for me to try?

In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
So what are you listening to these days?

In reply to this comment by guessandcheck:
1. Blinker The Star - Nary Aloha
2. Easy All Stars - Lucky (Radiohead cover)
3. M. Ward - Deep Dark Well
4. Minus the Bear - Thanks for the Killer Game of Crisco Twister
5. Weezer - My Name is Jonas
6. MF Doom - I Sell Rhymes Like Dimes
7. Spiritualized - I Think I'm In Love
8. Doves - Crunch
9. Beatles - Old Brown Shoe
10. Michael Haydn - Sanctus et Benedictis

So what are you listening to these days?

In reply to this comment by guessandcheck:
1. Blinker The Star - Nary Aloha
2. Easy All Stars - Lucky (Radiohead cover)
3. M. Ward - Deep Dark Well
4. Minus the Bear - Thanks for the Killer Game of Crisco Twister
5. Weezer - My Name is Jonas
6. MF Doom - I Sell Rhymes Like Dimes
7. Spiritualized - I Think I'm In Love
8. Doves - Crunch
9. Beatles - Old Brown Shoe
10. Michael Haydn - Sanctus et Benedictis