Code Monkey get up get coffee
Code Monkey go to job
Code Monkey have boring meeting
With boring manager Rob
Rob say Code Monkey very diligent
But his output stink
His code not "functional" or "elegant"
What do Code Monkey think?
Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write god damned login page himself
Code Monkey not say it out loud
Code Monkey not crazy, just proud

Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you

Code Monkey hang around at front desk
Tell you sweater look nice
Code Monkey offer buy you soda
Bring you cup, bring you ice
You say no thank you for the soda cause
Soda make you fat
Anyway you busy with the telephone
No time for chat
Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle he sit down pretend to work
Code Monkey not thinking so straight
Code Monkey not feeling so great

Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you a lot

Code Monkey have every reason
To get out this place
Code Monkey just keep on working
See your soft pretty face
Much rather wake up, eat a coffee cake
Take bath, take nap
This job "fulfilling in creative way"
Such a load of crap
Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you
Code Monkey just waiting for now
Code Monkey say someday, somehow

Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you

So far, 22 users who could do give a fuck have voted, out of those 22 I'm guessing 10 actually give a fuck, 8 voted out of genuine, fucking respect for community, 3 voted who may give a reasonable fuck, aaaand one voted in hopes to drive both the creator and code-monkey incurably insane.

I'd like an answer to this, too....no takers from the code-monkeys....

Wait a sec....call me slow.
gwiz665 and Lann got together for a, "better or worse" fright-fest but ISSY and rottenssneddz??

Dude...Too much time on the internet has led to more failed unions than alcohol

@Lann: Just happy with my delusions, that a rest-well at night comes with the knowledge that you have that youngster under your command-thumb!!
For, :
In the game of metallurgy/blacksmith vs. code-monkey, rock smashes scissors effectively enough, EVERYTIME!
(S'pecially cause yer from the U.S. and he's a pasty snow-monkey form the land of hardly any sun....!)

I don't know if the code monkeys changed something, but when I visited VideoSift for the first time today I wasn't logged in. It must have been a while since it last happened because the non logged in page looks way different than I remember.

GREAT comment!

Now come back and upvote my video, if you would like to only, of course!

Welcome to the Sift! New Blood!

In reply to this comment by shrimpfork:
A google is equal to one followed by a hundred code monkeys working for the NSA. Expressed as:
1.0 × 10100 black helicopters/federalized local law enforcement*government employees⊕27y3

A google is equal to one followed by a hundred code monkeys working for the NSA. Expressed as:
1.0 × 10100 black helicopters/federalized local law enforcement*government employees⊕27y3

>> ^gwiz665:

No, I haven't really seen G4 at all, apart from the odd Olivia Munn eating a sausage or massaging a sausage or somehow handling a sausage on the sift.
>> ^budzos:
Gwiz u ever watch the Code Monkeys show from G4? It's the only 8-bit sprite art show on TV that I'm aware of. Basically South Park in an 80s game studio. I loved that shit when it was new circa 2007.



Check it out on Youtube or what not. I wouldn't recommend anything else on G4 unless you can time travel back to 2001 and watch Attack of the Show.

No, I haven't really seen G4 at all, apart from the odd Olivia Munn eating a sausage or massaging a sausage or somehow handling a sausage on the sift.
>> ^budzos:

Gwiz u ever watch the Code Monkeys show from G4? It's the only 8-bit sprite art show on TV that I'm aware of. Basically South Park in an 80s game studio. I loved that shit when it was new circa 2007.

Gwiz u ever watch the Code Monkeys show from G4? It's the only 8-bit sprite art show on TV that I'm aware of. Basically South Park in an 80s game studio. I loved that shit when it was new circa 2007.

Code monkey war!

Tags for this video have been changed from 'JoCo, Johnathan Colton, Code Monkey' to 'JoCo, Johnathan Coulton, Code Monkey' - edited by demon_ix

*mashup?

In reply to this comment by choggie:
Fuck yeah I dig a good mash-up....You are one sick puppy-

Brain=Whiskey Mop....Is that one a yers??...That's a good one I will have to use.

Damn, I want powers("P")...CAN I HAS POwREZ, NOW CATTDDAMITT??"

Y'know....it looks like I dooooo have the power to create a channel though....haven't dared push the envelope yet-I am gonna wait till after my "P" status has been thoroughly examined. Or fuck it, power is power, i should simply make it and let the code-monkeys' twirl!!

Ideas??? No I won't do health or medicine. Y'knbow, a bit of sifthistory for ya....Raven made me create the wildwestshow back when she was here....Lil' manx deserter she....someone scared her away from online fare......




In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
If my drug addled brain serves as anything other than a whiskey mop, I recall you were a fan of mashups.

I thought you might enjoy this interesting mashup: http://www.videosift.com/video/Riva-Starr-I-Was-Drunk

I don't usually whore but for some reason mashups and choggie go together like peas and astronauts

Fuck yeah I dig a good mash-up....You are one sick puppy-

Brain=Whiskey Mop....Is that one a yers??...That's a good one I will have to use.

Damn, I want powers("P")...CAN I HAS POwREZ, NOW CATTDDAMITT??"

Y'know....it looks like I dooooo have the power to create a channel though....haven't dared push the envelope yet-I am gonna wait till after my "P" status has been thoroughly examined. Or fuck it, power is power, i should simply make it and let the code-monkeys' twirl!!

Ideas??? No I won't do health or medicine. Y'knbow, a bit of sifthistory for ya....Raven made me create the wildwestshow back when she was here....Lil' manx deserter she....someone scared her away from online fare......




In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
If my drug addled brain serves as anything other than a whiskey mop, I recall you were a fan of mashups.

I thought you might enjoy this interesting mashup: http://www.videosift.com/video/Riva-Starr-I-Was-Drunk

I don't usually whore but for some reason mashups and choggie go together like peas and astronauts

Great work Zonbie. Feels very cold and even though I'm not playing I can feel the snow crunching underfoot. I'd want to play a game in that setting!

I'd love to hear your stories of being in the trenches, particularly around crunch time. Do you watch Code Monkeys?

I'm just thrilled about where games have gotten to, and where they're going. Especially FPS games. They've basically arrived at the extent of my childhood fantasies of what games could be, stuff I used to think about in the Intellivion and NES days.