Bringing hamburgers and quesadillas-- see, chivalry is not dead!

What happened to the good old days. Now people joust from Cadillac windows with pistols, and shank each other in prison showers. Instead of throwing down a gauntlet they "cap the po sucka in da mouth!" Chivalry really is dead.

I'm sorry, but if some crazy drunk girl is trying to grab my genitals in an aggressive and damaging manner, I'd pop her a few good ones too. Seriously, if she was fighting back that violently and the police officer had to somehow stun her long enough to get a good hold and avoid further damage to his own person, the quickest way to do it in his position would be a few blows. No, it's not exactly chivalry, but it's fast and effective. In my eyes, the officer is in the clear here.