Well, my tortie calico must understand Russian cat speak, she started pacing and growling, I had to mute the video.

We used to have a calico who would go berzerk after any dogs who came onto our property whenever she had kittens (which was often, cause she had gorgeous kittens that people loved). We lived at the edge of the city and always had 2 or 3 pet cats. She was always one of those 2 or 3, despite the others regularly "disappearing" (read: eaten by coyotes). She was, quite literally, one tough mother. I saw her once chase off a big yellow lab from down the street, who i know for a fact was not a coward. But again, that was only when she had kittens. Once her babies were gone, she'd just avoid the dogs.

I'm guessing that cat is a female with a litter nearby.

Okay... Get over here... Bend over my knee and take your whoopin (with one to grow on)...

Eew, I forgot, a smack on the butt would totally turn you on. That's disgusting. Forget it. You're on your own.

Happy Birthday, shit piler!

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Sure looks like it, Calico account just created and YouTube vid just posted with all of 41 views. A little too co-incidental.... *banfiZ!

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great, more kitty porn:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Calico-cat-bottom-seeks-stern-daddy-to-spank-her

^It's Calico NINJA!

Well... more like spotted white tabby... or something lol

way old stuff:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Calico-cat-bottom-seeks-stern-daddy-to-spank-her

"My little girls gonna get some!"....thought that about the calico the other day, her little butt all up in the air, moanin'!!!

This cat is so adorable. I think looks like a cherubic calico version of Isobel. I like that she is displaying her maternal instincts.

Oh. Maybe the cat LIKES it. I mean some people get off on S&M. Some cats do to.

@Obsidian
I'm not a biology expert, and I'm using other people's conclusions here, so I hope they're correct. I'm sure there must be more than one example for each, but this explains what I was getting at.

Becoming less complex: "Other cave beetles include [...] the very rare Blind Cave Beetle, Goedetrechus mendumae at Ida
Bay. This beetle has lost virtually all trace of its eyes."

Becoming more complex: My first cat was a silver tabby, and her offspring is a calico, with a more complex set of colors.

Those are kinda weak. I mean, both cats still have four legs and maybe the beetle never had eyes to begin with, but I hope that points you in the right direction as far as what I meant. The Bible says "in the beginning God created the creatures", but one has to remember that God is 'outside' of time. He/It doesn't get old. He just is. And just because the Bible says the creating was done at the beginning, doesn't mean that He can't continue to create throughout what we observe as 'time'. Or maybe at this point, His beginning was so completely badass, that He's just kicking back, letting it create itself.

I have a picture of a group of police SWAT walking up to a calico with their M4 rifles, and on the bottom it says "Stand aside, serious business."

SAID PHOTO: At Photobucket.... sorry about the long address, but i dont trust tiny URL.
http://photobucket.com/mediadetail/?media=http%3A%2F%2Fi88.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk191%2FVertiggoz%2FFunnies%2FSeriousBusiness.jpg&searchTerm=stan
d%20aside%20serious%20business&pageOffset=0

hm... i'm not into the spam comments.... it's vaguely funny. but seriously darksun:
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http://www.videosift.com/video/Calico-cat-bottom-seeks-stern-daddy-to-spank-her

Dude, that is totally comment spam, and not cool, IMO. I won't downvote, but I wonder if this is allowed?