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Monkey Tries to Break Out of Zoo

Lolthien jokingly says...

>> ^budzos:

Honestly.. the wide-spread perception of this video is an illustration of why it's impossible to reason with some people. Almost all people are seriously prone to attach non-existent narrative to completely neutral events when it suits their agenda.


Good thing you're here to show us the error of our ways. After all, our complete unfamiliarity with primate behavior is no excuse to believe what the title of the video, and the people in the video suggest. We should all take up a collection, and purchase a medal. Then melt down that metal and each of us should drop a single drip of molten gold into our pitiful eyesockets and hope that the gold reaches our brains and somehow fuses with our neurons and makes us as perceptive as you. The only other possibility is death, and that is much preferable to remaining as stupid as well all are.

Thank you sir, thank you for showing me the error of my ways.

Monkey Tries to Break Out of Zoo

solecist says...

>> ^budzos:

>> ^dannym3141:
>> ^budzos:
You guys are right. I'm an asshole. The chimp is clearly a mechanical engineer.

I don't disagree with what you said, but i think you've made yourself look twice as stupid as anyone else here by saying it so aggressively.
But yeah, you're right as well. Clearly you're a chimp telepath.

Aw boo-hoo.


yo, dawg, i heard you like sarcasm, so i put some sarcasm in your sarcasm so you can sarcasm while you sarcasm.

Monkey Tries to Break Out of Zoo

Monkey Tries to Break Out of Zoo

budzos jokingly says...

>> ^dannym3141:

>> ^budzos:
You guys are right. I'm an asshole. The chimp is clearly a mechanical engineer.

I don't disagree with what you said, but i think you've made yourself look twice as stupid as anyone else here by saying it so aggressively.
But yeah, you're right as well. Clearly you're a chimp telepath.


Aw boo-hoo.

Monkey Tries to Break Out of Zoo

dannym3141 jokingly says...

>> ^budzos:

You guys are right. I'm an asshole. The chimp is clearly a mechanical engineer.


I don't disagree with what you said, but i think you've made yourself look twice as stupid as anyone else here by saying it so aggressively.

But yeah, you're right as well. Clearly you're a chimp telepath.

Monkey Tries to Break Out of Zoo

ReverendTed says...

>> ^budzos:

>> ^ReverendTed:
Chimpanzees raised in captivity are usually taught to communicate using hand signs from ASL. Anyone here know sign language?

No but I have a good guess at what pointing to an object and then pointing to your palm means.
The sign I'm actually most curious about is the meshed fingers. (He) does that a couple of times.

Lolthien (Member Profile)

Monkey Tries to Break Out of Zoo

ChosenOne says...

>> ^budzos:

You guys are right. I'm an asshole. The chimp is clearly a mechanical engineer.


I agree with the observation just so hostile. But yea monkey probably just wants whatever is out on the other side. The object seen in the first 5 seconds and at around the 11 second mark.

Monkey Tries to Break Out of Zoo

budzos says...

>> ^ReverendTed:

Chimpanzees raised in captivity are usually taught to communicate using hand signs from ASL. Anyone here know sign language?


No but I have a good guess at what pointing to an object and then pointing to your palm means.

And to the idiots calling me Dr Doolittle. My whole point is that this is pretty obvious and I'm not claiming to be Dr Doolittle but someone who can observe an event and distinguish my own perception from the psychological priming (the description).

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spoco2 says...

Ok, I think the problem here is that both parties are stating what they 'think' the chimp is saying in absolute terms.

'He's asking you to open the cage by turning the bolts'
'He's just asking you for the bits of mandarin'

In both cases it should be 'It looks like he might be trying to tell me.... X, Y or Z'

You don't know at all.

Also, with his finger in the palm gesture, that looks like a taught gesture so the trainer would probably have more idea of what the chimp is saying. (it does LOOK like he's just saying 'Look, that thing there, put it in my hand... I want it')

And yes, I can't tell male from female chimps, so me calling him a male is purely for convenience.

>> ^dannym3141:

>> ^budzos:
>> ^Confucius:
>> ^budzos:
What in the fuck is wrong with you people? Did any of you watch the video!? There are two orange things in front of the cage. He's pointing at them, and at his palm. He thinks it's food and wants the humans to hand it over. He is not asking them to undo the bolts.
The reaction I see all over the web to this video makes me weep for humanity's dull perception. I also want to punch the guy in front who thinks he's communicating with the chimp.

Well-then get off your lazy butt and go to the zoo and let them know that you CAN understand the chimp. With the great power of chimp-whispering comes great responsibility. Don't squander your talent, chimps round the world need you!

You mean the great power of opening my fucking eyes to what's obvious?

Who made you Dr. Dolittle?
Your explanation is as grounded in fact as anyone else's. It's a decent explanation but a million miles away from being factually true. Last time i checked you can't speak chimp and you're not telepathic.
Seriously, get off the high horse, you don't know anything about this either.

Monkey Tries to Break Out of Zoo

dannym3141 says...

>> ^budzos:

>> ^Confucius:
>> ^budzos:
What in the fuck is wrong with you people? Did any of you watch the video!? There are two orange things in front of the cage. He's pointing at them, and at his palm. He thinks it's food and wants the humans to hand it over. He is not asking them to undo the bolts.
The reaction I see all over the web to this video makes me weep for humanity's dull perception. I also want to punch the guy in front who thinks he's communicating with the chimp.

Well-then get off your lazy butt and go to the zoo and let them know that you CAN understand the chimp. With the great power of chimp-whispering comes great responsibility. Don't squander your talent, chimps round the world need you!

You mean the great power of opening my fucking eyes to what's obvious?


Who made you Dr. Dolittle?

Your explanation is as grounded in fact as anyone else's. It's a decent explanation but a million miles away from being factually true. Last time i checked you can't speak chimp and you're not telepathic.

Seriously, get off the high horse, you don't know anything about this either.

RFlagg (Member Profile)

Monkey Tries to Break Out of Zoo

budzos says...

>> ^Confucius:

>> ^budzos:
What in the fuck is wrong with you people? Did any of you watch the video!? There are two orange things in front of the cage. He's pointing at them, and at his palm. He thinks it's food and wants the humans to hand it over. He is not asking them to undo the bolts.
The reaction I see all over the web to this video makes me weep for humanity's dull perception. I also want to punch the guy in front who thinks he's communicating with the chimp.

Well-then get off your lazy butt and go to the zoo and let them know that you CAN understand the chimp. With the great power of chimp-whispering comes great responsibility. Don't squander your talent, chimps round the world need you!


You mean the great power of opening my fucking eyes to what's obvious?

Monkey Tries to Break Out of Zoo

Confucius says...

>> ^budzos:

What in the fuck is wrong with you people? Did any of you watch the video!? There are two orange things in front of the cage. He's pointing at them, and at his palm. He thinks it's food and wants the humans to hand it over. He is not asking them to undo the bolts.
The reaction I see all over the web to this video makes me weep for humanity's dull perception. I also want to punch the guy in front who thinks he's communicating with the chimp.


Well-then get off your lazy butt and go to the zoo and let them know that you CAN understand the chimp. With the great power of chimp-whispering comes great responsibility. Don't squander your talent, chimps round the world need you!

Monkey Tries to Break Out of Zoo

schlub says...

I think you're right.
>> ^budzos:

What in the fuck is wrong with you people? Did any of you watch the video!? There are two orange things in front of the cage. He's pointing at them, and at his palm. He thinks it's food and wants the humans to hand it over. He is not asking them to undo the bolts.
The reaction I see all over the web to this video makes me weep for humanity's dull perception. I also want to punch the guy in front who thinks he's communicating with the chimp.



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